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SHOUTY LIST OF PROFILE DEMANDS..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would you *like* to put in your profile, Fabsters, if you had a list of shouty *UPPER CASE* demands / hoops that potential suitors had to jump through to be worthy of even the slightest consideration before you permanently block them?

You know the type:

NO 90’S BRITPOP FANS!!

ONLY LOOKING FOR GERBIL OWNERS CALLED MABEL!!

NO BLUE RINSES!!

Tell us all your lists of ranty demands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t have any I don’t like to shout

I prefer to charm people

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ssshhh stop shouting it's still early

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ssshhh stop shouting it's still early

ABSOLUTELY NO SHOUTY RANTY PEOPLE NEED APPLY!!!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Not today! Or any day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MUST USE SPILLCHECK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MUST USE SPILLCHECK "

You mean spellchick, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MUST BE 6FT6 AND BUILT LIKE A DONKEY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MUST BE 6FT6 AND BUILT LIKE A DONKEY"

You mean hung right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MUST BE ABLE TO PLAY THREE BLIND MICE WITH A RECORDER USING ONLY YOUR ARSEHOLE.

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

bradford

MUST BE ABLE TO READ AND UNDERSTAND PROFILE

luna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO TAKERS OF PARACETAMOL, PAIN IS GAIN.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO INTERNET USERS

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

NO BREXIT VOTERS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO NO YES ONLY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO MEN, NO COUPLES, NO FEMALES, NO TV/TS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MUST BE 6FT6 AND BUILT LIKE A DONKEY

You mean hung right?

Of course that's what I meant

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"MUST BE ABLE TO PLAY THREE BLIND MICE WITH A RECORDER USING ONLY YOUR ARSEHOLE."

Challenging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MUST BE FEMALE AND WITH A PULSE (well at least still warm, well alright then maybe just not deflated

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CRACK MY CODE

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"CRACK MY CODE "

A coded crack…more like guidelines?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP IM A TRIFLE DEAF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP IM A TRIFLE DEAF"

Just like that.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

DO NOT SEND ME DICK PICS

and I still get them

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd love to moan about dick pic profile pics or endless dick pics in someone's collection, they just make exit the profile quickly! At least it makes them easy to filter out and the people with those profiles likely won't read my blurb anyway! I try not to have a moany profile in general.

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