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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would it taste alright?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d fart

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I need that, what are you playing at

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I've not reached that yoga class yet so who knows but when I do, it's bye bye Fab

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I just showered and I used like a coconut shower gel, so I imagine it has a bit of that going on.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would it taste alright? "

Just showered so it's fresh, chow down baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still sone gold glitter oil on it. Don’t know what that tastes like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d fart "

What would that taste like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still sone gold glitter oil on it. Don’t know what that tastes like. "

Only one way to find out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Please don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need that, what are you playing at

nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've not reached that yoga class yet so who knows but when I do, it's bye bye Fab

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By *heGigglersCouple over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"Still sone gold glitter oil on it. Don’t know what that tastes like. "

I think someone needs to find out, you know...

for science

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please don't."

Sweetcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d fart

What would that taste like?

Farts I imagine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d fart

What would that taste like?

Farts I imagine? "

Do all farts taste the same? I think not?

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

You could try Ghandi's it's sparkling clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still sone gold glitter oil on it. Don’t know what that tastes like.

I think someone needs to find out, you know...

for science

Gotta love science.

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By *heGigglersCouple over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"I've not reached that yoga class yet so who knows but when I do, it's bye bye Fab

But you'd post the video before you left us all, right???

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Chicken, I think.

You're vegan anyway, so you're not putting your mouth near my chicken-flavoured butt.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I've not reached that yoga class yet so who knows but when I do, it's bye bye Fab

But you'd post the video before you left us all, right???"

Yes of course but you would never find it amongst all my other nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d fart

What would that taste like?

Farts I imagine?

Do all farts taste the same? I think not? "

I’ve never tasted a fart or a ring piece so I wouldn’t know

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I've not reached that yoga class yet so who knows but when I do, it's bye bye Fab

But you'd post the video before you left us all, right???

Yes of course but you would never find it amongst all my other nonsense.

We'd find it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d fart

What would that taste like?

Farts I imagine?

Do all farts taste the same? I think not?

I’ve never tasted a fart or a ring piece so I wouldn’t know

has nobody ever farted in a room and you felt like you could taste the eggyness of it? Man you’re lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chicken, I think.

You're vegan anyway, so you're not putting your mouth near my chicken-flavoured butt."

Veggie! But fine. I won’t be licking your bum hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs will the lurkers stop private messaging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d fart "

I wouldn’t mind

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By *heGigglersCouple over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

If it tastes as good as I smell thanks to our new honeycomb body wash you are in for a treat

*disclaimer* my ass probably doesn't taste like honey, but I'm sure I'd enjoy you finding out

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd have to move off my chair. I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it tastes as good as I smell thanks to our new honeycomb body wash you are in for a treat

*disclaimer* my ass probably doesn't taste like honey, but I'm sure I'd enjoy you finding out

I bet it does. X

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

It would taste of haemorrhoid cream

(Only kidding!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve had a shower so I should hope so

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Maybe okay, I had a shower at 07:30 but have been sat on a (clean) wheelchair cushion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sat on it. So good luck

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By *heGigglersCouple over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"I've not reached that yoga class yet so who knows but when I do, it's bye bye Fab

But you'd post the video before you left us all, right???

Yes of course but you would never find it amongst all my other nonsense.

You obviously underestimate how committed I would be to finding your last ever Fab video

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It would taste of haemorrhoid cream

(Only kidding!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ffs will the lurkers stop private messaging

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Goodbye

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

I am just asking if there is a desired taste?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Live the word fart! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Live the word fart! X

Love even x

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ffs will the lurkers stop private messaging

I'm sorry! This thread just sparked something in me. I could feel it bubbling so just had to release how I felt.

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By *oodsman1000Man over a year ago

Hereford

Had a hot curry last night, best to leave it alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d fart "

I normally have to pay good money for that service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely not. The smell coming from that black hole is honking.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't normally kink shame but cannibalism? Jesus Pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely not. The smell coming from that black hole is honking.

You should try brushing your tee.... Ohh sorry you meant the other one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just been to the gym so probably not

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I've just been to the gym so probably not

Shower time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been to the gym so probably not

Shower time

Working from home so will have to wait until I finish unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, no, no, no, NO!

This topic is to much, I had my teenage kids with me this weekend and they made me watch Human Centipede 2 on Saturday. I'm not going into details so I'm just going to say no one more time!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I've just been to the gym so probably not

Shower time

Working from home so will have to wait until I finish unfortunately

Fair enough lol.. I'll wash your back if you like

lol

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