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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
... and the womenfolk, they are a-calling.
It is that time again gents. I'm requesting your compliance. We need our desires to be sated, our thirst to be quenched. And because I'm writing the thread, I get to choose. This evening, I'm looking for your HAND DOWN PANTS pictures. Black and white, colour, fully clothed, open shirts, topless, actually even hand down towel. I want them all.
I want to see those pants or trousers riding low on your hips, with your hand slipping in to cup the goodies inside. Make me wish that was my hand diving in, cupping your hot, hardening, pulsing.... 
Sorry... got carried away. My bad
I want to imagine you standing in front of me, teasing me as you slowly undress. Knowing that when you move your hand again it's going to be to set your rock solid cock free so I can move forward and take it in my mouth. I need to see that picture. The tease, the temptation.
Make my lips wet and my mouth dry. Make my breath catch in my throat as you cup and gently stroke your...
Sweet baby Jesus on a bicycle. I do apologise. Bit... erm... warm in here 
If you're hard... I want the outline of your hand gripping your erection. Straining against the fabric. That spot of liquid desire that removes all doubt that you're ready.
Ahem. Obviously I mean we. All references to me being a raging pervert are obviously all the ladies of the Lounge. Not just me. I'm sweet and innocent.
Give us what we want. Give us what we need. Please. And don't make us search for it.... put it as your profile picture and let us all see what you're offering  |
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"... and the womenfolk, they are a-calling.
It is that time again gents. I'm requesting your compliance. We need our desires to be sated, our thirst to be quenched. And because I'm writing the thread, I get to choose. This evening, I'm looking for your HAND DOWN PANTS pictures. Black and white, colour, fully clothed, open shirts, topless, actually even hand down towel. I want them all.
I want to see those pants or trousers riding low on your hips, with your hand slipping in to cup the goodies inside. Make me wish that was my hand diving in, cupping your hot, hardening, pulsing....
Sorry... got carried away. My bad
I want to imagine you standing in front of me, teasing me as you slowly undress. Knowing that when you move your hand again it's going to be to set your rock solid cock free so I can move forward and take it in my mouth. I need to see that picture. The tease, the temptation.
Make my lips wet and my mouth dry. Make my breath catch in my throat as you cup and gently stroke your...
Sweet baby Jesus on a bicycle. I do apologise. Bit... erm... warm in here
If you're hard... I want the outline of your hand gripping your erection. Straining against the fabric. That spot of liquid desire that removes all doubt that you're ready.
Ahem. Obviously I mean we. All references to me being a raging pervert are obviously all the ladies of the Lounge. Not just me. I'm sweet and innocent.
Give us what we want. Give us what we need. Please. And don't make us search for it.... put it as your profile picture and let us all see what you're offering "
Since you asked so nicely x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can you just send me a list so I'll maybe, one day have something to participate with?
Thanks in advance."
But... it's just all the pervy stuff...
I'll write you a list |
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"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people."
Much harder than that. I speak as a man whose cat came, unbidden, on a 5 mile walk across several roads and through a wood today. Just for the pleasure of my son's company, bless her.
I'd herd cats all week rather than ask for pics on Fab. You are a brave woman.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Much harder than that. I speak as a man whose cat came, unbidden, on a 5 mile walk across several roads and through a wood today. Just for the pleasure of my son's company, bless her.
I'd herd cats all week rather than ask for pics on Fab. You are a brave woman. "
Your cat is a dog.
And I'm blaming you for this entirely |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh, is it okay if I’m lazy and use a pic you’ve probably seen before? I think it’s exactly what you’re asking for …"
Nope.
I mean, yes, of course.
But I wamt a new one  |
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"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Much harder than that. I speak as a man whose cat came, unbidden, on a 5 mile walk across several roads and through a wood today. Just for the pleasure of my son's company, bless her.
I'd herd cats all week rather than ask for pics on Fab. You are a brave woman.
Your cat is a dog.
And I'm blaming you for this entirely "
I've been away for weeks and already the scapegoat for your perversions?
Ah, I've missed Fab. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike
I'll be nice to you
You are anyway! "
Bugger.
I'll think of something. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I like putting my hands down my pants! 
D."
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Much harder than that. I speak as a man whose cat came, unbidden, on a 5 mile walk across several roads and through a wood today. Just for the pleasure of my son's company, bless her.
I'd herd cats all week rather than ask for pics on Fab. You are a brave woman.
Your cat is a dog.
And I'm blaming you for this entirely
I've been away for weeks and already the scapegoat for your perversions?
Ah, I've missed Fab. "
You're all of my perversions |
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"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Much harder than that. I speak as a man whose cat came, unbidden, on a 5 mile walk across several roads and through a wood today. Just for the pleasure of my son's company, bless her.
I'd herd cats all week rather than ask for pics on Fab. You are a brave woman.
Your cat is a dog.
And I'm blaming you for this entirely
I've been away for weeks and already the scapegoat for your perversions?
Ah, I've missed Fab.
You're all of my perversions "
Even your lesbian furry lactation ones? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Much harder than that. I speak as a man whose cat came, unbidden, on a 5 mile walk across several roads and through a wood today. Just for the pleasure of my son's company, bless her.
I'd herd cats all week rather than ask for pics on Fab. You are a brave woman.
Your cat is a dog.
And I'm blaming you for this entirely
I've been away for weeks and already the scapegoat for your perversions?
Ah, I've missed Fab.
You're all of my perversions
Even your lesbian furry lactation ones?"
You tell a man a kink in confidence... 
(And yes) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Monsters
Tart
Check your mail 
Ooh.
One moment please
Not quite fulfilling the brief... but I shall let you off
Who do you think delivers briefs "
The brief man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Monsters
Tart
Check your mail
Ooh.
One moment please
Not quite fulfilling the brief... but I shall let you off
Who do you think delivers briefs
The brief man? "
Tom |
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"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks "
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!!  what you got??
D. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!! what you got??
D."
But... but... this was for the men... cos penis
Ffs. I'll go put pants on. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Monsters
Tart
Check your mail
Ooh.
One moment please
Not quite fulfilling the brief... but I shall let you off
Who do you think delivers briefs
The brief man?
Tom "
Nutter |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!! what you got??
D.
But... but... this was for the men... cos penis
Ffs. I'll go put pants on. "
I've got the perfect pants for this |
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"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!! what you got??
D.
But... but... this was for the men... cos penis
Ffs. I'll go put pants on.
I've got the perfect pants for this "
D. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A new one just added to my public gallery
Well gosh...
Thank you
Now just take that belt off and help me take them down "
The sound of a belt being unbundled and pulled through loops gives me that special tingle |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!! what you got??
D.
But... but... this was for the men... cos penis
Ffs. I'll go put pants on.
I've got the perfect pants for this "
You have!
I have somewhere too... I can't find them  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!! what you got??
D.
But... but... this was for the men... cos penis
Ffs. I'll go put pants on.
I've got the perfect pants for this
You have!
I have somewhere too... I can't find them "
You been leaving them places again |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I like putting my hands down my pants!
D.
I like you putting your hands down my pants too.
I mean, I like putting my hands down your pants.
I mean... oh bollocks
Surely this thread is free for all!! And women look better slipping there fingers down their pants!! what you got??
D.
But... but... this was for the men... cos penis
Ffs. I'll go put pants on.
I've got the perfect pants for this
You have!
I have somewhere too... I can't find them
You been leaving them places again "
I have |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Squeaky clean 
And yet... so dirty
This is my “would you like a nice mug of hot cocoa for bed love?” pose."
That is so strange. I looked at it and thought "I'd really like a nice mug of hot cocoa for bed".
Subliminal messaging mode is clearly activated. |
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"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike"
Honestly, one day she's eggy as fuck and the next you're on strike. I hope you've changed your mind by the time I reach the end of this thread!
J |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike
Honestly, one day she's eggy as fuck and the next you're on strike. I hope you've changed your mind by the time I reach the end of this thread!
J"
Our Posh is always eggy as fuck! But sometimes the line has to be drawn |
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"Can you just send me a list so I'll maybe, one day have something to participate with?
Thanks in advance."
Happy trail
Hands down pants
Straining against pants
Belt
Unbuttoning shirt
Cuffs/forearms
Shoulders/upper arms
Did I miss any?
J |
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"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike
Honestly, one day she's eggy as fuck and the next you're on strike. I hope you've changed your mind by the time I reach the end of this thread!
J
Our Posh is always eggy as fuck! But sometimes the line has to be drawn "
The line has to be drawn on the other side of the hands down pants photos. So glad you agree. 
J |
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"Can you just send me a list so I'll maybe, one day have something to participate with?
Thanks in advance.
Happy trail
Hands down pants
Straining against pants
Belt
Unbuttoning shirt
Cuffs/forearms
Shoulders/upper arms
Did I miss any?
J"
Mowing the lawn
Changing a tyre
Rollerblading
Eating a kebab |
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"Can you just send me a list so I'll maybe, one day have something to participate with?
Thanks in advance.
Happy trail
Hands down pants
Straining against pants
Belt
Unbuttoning shirt
Cuffs/forearms
Shoulders/upper arms
Did I miss any?
J
Mowing the lawn
Changing a tyre
Rollerblading
Eating a kebab"
Was actually about to message you a photo of me in roller boots but you're all filtery 
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can you just send me a list so I'll maybe, one day have something to participate with?
Thanks in advance.
Happy trail
Hands down pants
Straining against pants
Belt
Unbuttoning shirt
Cuffs/forearms
Shoulders/upper arms
Did I miss any?
J"
Decent list...
I have others too. I can't remember right now.
Ooh. Jaw and neck  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike
Honestly, one day she's eggy as fuck and the next you're on strike. I hope you've changed your mind by the time I reach the end of this thread!
J
Our Posh is always eggy as fuck! But sometimes the line has to be drawn
The line has to be drawn on the other side of the hands down pants photos. So glad you agree.
J"
I feel like I should say oi at something here...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Will this do?
Wonko! You joined in!
Yes
Can I hide it again now?
Are you proud of me? "
Most impressed. Well done.
You have to save it for Lilith in the morning. |
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over a year ago
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"Will this do?
Wonko! You joined in!
Yes
Can I hide it again now?
Are you proud of me?
Most impressed. Well done.
You have to save it for Lilith in the morning."
Why? She isn't interested in me |
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"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike
Honestly, one day she's eggy as fuck and the next you're on strike. I hope you've changed your mind by the time I reach the end of this thread!
J
Our Posh is always eggy as fuck! But sometimes the line has to be drawn
The line has to be drawn on the other side of the hands down pants photos. So glad you agree.
J
I feel like I should say oi at something here... "
Not at me I hope. Angelic friend remember?! 
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Will this do?
Wonko! You joined in!
Yes
Can I hide it again now?
Are you proud of me?
Most impressed. Well done.
You have to save it for Lilith in the morning.
Why? She isn't interested in me "
Cos I said I'd corral the menfolk. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely not.
Just bloody do it.
It's like herding cats with you people.
Going on strike
Honestly, one day she's eggy as fuck and the next you're on strike. I hope you've changed your mind by the time I reach the end of this thread!
J
Our Posh is always eggy as fuck! But sometimes the line has to be drawn
The line has to be drawn on the other side of the hands down pants photos. So glad you agree.
J
I feel like I should say oi at something here...
Not at me I hope. Angelic friend remember?!
J"
Well obvs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will this do?
Wonko! You joined in!
Yes
Can I hide it again now?
Are you proud of me?
Most impressed. Well done.
You have to save it for Lilith in the morning.
Why? She isn't interested in me
Cos I said I'd corral the menfolk."
I never do as I'm told thought |
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"Will this do?
Wonko! You joined in!
Yes
Can I hide it again now?
Are you proud of me?
Most impressed. Well done.
You have to save it for Lilith in the morning.
Why? She isn't interested in me
Cos I said I'd corral the menfolk.
I never do as I'm told thought "
You did this time though |
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Thank you for these threads posh, every single one really is an education into the female mind.
I never knew half the stuff you women find attractive/turn on but thanks to these threads now I do 
Thank you for broadening my mind.
The mr |
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