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What’s the best way to ask her
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So when are you going to put out? cos I got this hottie gagging for it, look she's texting me to come over right now. Check them titties out!"
I’d say something like that fr  |
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Take her out for a coffee, pay for her drink ('cos you're a gent). Then as you're putting the drinks down on the table she's snagged for you both, whip your dick out and ask her "fancy a nosh?" 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to do the sex with her. How do I ask? 
Wrong answers only 
Probably a forum thread I suspect.
Consistency is key.
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Expected more from you. Don’t know why. I just did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take her out for a coffee, pay for her drink ('cos you're a gent). Then as you're putting the drinks down on the table she's snagged for you both, whip your dick out and ask her "fancy a nosh?"
LvM"
 these are the words of a vet |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.
Ok you’re in the lead with this one 
Write in on her windows with her faeces.
I'm such an old romantic."
Make sure the writing is cursive for extra feels though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait for Rex to approach her, when he is through, offer to be sloppy seconds
This will not be happening.
Sorry, you said Wrong answers "
that’s true. I apologise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.
Ok you’re in the lead with this one
Write in on her windows with her faeces.
I'm such an old romantic.
Make sure the writing is cursive for extra feels though. "
Look outside your bedroom window x |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.
Ok you’re in the lead with this one
Write in on her windows with her faeces.
I'm such an old romantic.
Make sure the writing is cursive for extra feels though.
Look outside your bedroom window x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.
Aha *looks at camera*
This is why this place needs me memes! "
if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!
Which one does he take, if they both come outside?  "
Oh mum as well? Bonus! At least she can test drive for her daughter! (Have we gone too far Mr pickles?)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stare at her unblinkingly. Then slowly and lasciviously lick your lips whilst winking. Finally grab your crotch and look down and then at her. Repeat until she jumps on it.  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.
Aha *looks at camera*
This is why this place needs me memes!
if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are"
Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.
You guys ask? |
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"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!
Which one does he take, if they both come outside?
Oh mum as well? Bonus! At least she can test drive for her daughter! (Have we gone too far Mr pickles?) "
This sounds like experience talking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.
Aha *looks at camera*
This is why this place needs me memes!
if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are
Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.
You guys ask? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.
Aha *looks at camera*
This is why this place needs me memes!
if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are
Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.
You guys ask? "
It’s giving ‘If you man do it first I’ll do it too’ which is a GREAT meme reference. |
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