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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I've just spent a good hour looking for my birth certificate to no avail.
I did however find my suction silicone dildo I keep losing!!
Have you found anything lately you thought you'd lost forever?
Let me know, I'm just off for a shower... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean, where was it hidden to become lost?
I’m always losing my keys
Inside her  "
Yeah I don’t think I lose them though… there’s a vibrating thing on to find them if I lose them…. I just press it and follow the groans |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost my sex club membership card and couldn't find it for a week's, but they still let me in without it. I've found it now though."
I reckon that's about 90% of your messages asking which club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick  "
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
That's who you remind me of!"
I would use his catchphrase but I don’t want a ban  |
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?"
We all age. It's embarrassing to see blokes pretending to be some youngster. Wear your age with pride  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?"
My lips are sealed. |
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"So I've just spent a good hour looking for my birth certificate to no avail.
I did however find my suction silicone dildo I keep losing!!
Have you found anything lately you thought you'd lost forever?
Let me know, I'm just off for a shower..."
Am just cleaning out the sideboard while I watch the tennis, so you never know, oh the excitement! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?
We all age. It's embarrassing to see blokes pretending to be some youngster. Wear your age with pride "
I’ll be bald before I’m fully grey. I’ll take that as a positive |
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?
We all age. It's embarrassing to see blokes pretending to be some youngster. Wear your age with pride
I’ll be bald before I’m fully grey. I’ll take that as a positive "
My look. Get your own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?
My lips are sealed."
For the first time in your life? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day.  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day. "
all's well. got to love a happy ending |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?
My lips are sealed.
For the first time in your life?"
I can't breathe with my mouth closed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day. "
That's like a half a story.... |
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"I think I just found inspiration for my next video with you talking about showers & dildos
.....awaiting upload  "
Guys, seriously, we are on page 4 of hot videos, need your help to get to page 1, get fabbing |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day.
That's like a half a story...."
Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.
Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick
But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?
My lips are sealed.
For the first time in your life?
I can't breathe with my mouth closed. "
Get some of the lick you for hours blokes to teach you to breath through your ears. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day.
That's like a half a story....
Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt."
Follow me into the garden of temptation...
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Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.
Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.
Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day.
That's like a half a story....
Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt.
Follow me into the garden of temptation...
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Don't do it! I've heard stories. Think of the original versions of fairy tales. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.
Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.
Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering. "
I find my keys in the fridge all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.
I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.
I found it the next day.
That's like a half a story....
Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt.
Follow me into the garden of temptation...
Don't do it! I've heard stories. Think of the original versions of fairy tales. "
Follow the bread crumbs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.
Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.
Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.
I find my keys in the fridge all the time."
Damn you’re old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remote Shutter for my Camera (Proper camera)..
Spent hours looking for it and found it in a box with some Female Masquerade Masks which I've had for years after trying to get into "People" Photography which I nearly sold last month |
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"Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.
Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.
Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.
I find my keys in the fridge all the time.
Damn you’re old."
Hey that happens to me too!
Oh wait, I'm old, I forgot. |
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