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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you were a young (or not so young) tyke what things did you believe were real/fact?

Like that swallowed watermelon seeds would sprout inside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That if you swallowed chewing gum it would stick your insides together.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

It was illegal to have the interior light on in the car when driving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you pulled a face and the wind changed direction your face could get stuck

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

When I was really young, I thought, because of old films etc, that the world used to be in black and white...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That in Australia there is a man who bends bananas (no idea why it was Australia)

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"That if you swallowed chewing gum it would stick your insides together."

Based on your new pic it would appear that your sharing your chewing gum to avoid swallowing it .

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Thunder, was god moving his furniture around.

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

Carrots would make you see in the dark, poppy's would make you blind

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That people in secondary school flushed the year 7 heads doesn’t the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

If you unscrew your belly button your arse would fall off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought that Manchester was just an all male version of Chester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child."

I called you a princess and you punched me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now"

Do you still have freckles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?"

Unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately "

Is it weird that I like that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moving house meant physically moving your house to a new place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?"

Well hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

That’s your compliment for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

I made it weird.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

That’s your compliment for the weekend."

Taking it and framing it. I have quite the collection now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger? "

Women usually take selfies in a mirror. She has none of these. The evidence is there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger? "

And green eyes. Well, smushy green.

Do I look like a bloody ginger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

That’s your compliment for the weekend.

Taking it and framing it. I have quite the collection now."

I knew there was a reason I was trying to stop drinking.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

And green eyes. Well, smushy green.

Do I look like a bloody ginger?"

Hence the confusion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

Women usually take selfies in a mirror. She has none of these. The evidence is there."

I had heard that when she looks at herself in a mirror there is no reflection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

Women usually take selfies in a mirror. She has none of these. The evidence is there.

I had heard that when she looks at herself in a mirror there is no reflection

That's normal though right?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS over a year ago

Launceston

That duck races involved real ducks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

Women usually take selfies in a mirror. She has none of these. The evidence is there.

I had heard that when she looks at herself in a mirror there is no reflection

She also loves Whitby.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

Women usually take selfies in a mirror. She has none of these. The evidence is there.

I had heard that when she looks at herself in a mirror there is no reflection

She also loves Whitby."

Reminds me, I need to find someone to do a ghost walk with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That in Australia there is a man who bends bananas (no idea why it was Australia)"

A Banana Bender is what Cabbage patchers (VIC) and Cockroaches (NSW) call Queenslanders........

*safety warning* If you're not Australian do not call any Aussie one of the above if you enjoy crewing your steak with your own teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum told me I was a princess because I had freckles.

I was a very smug child.

I called you a princess and you punched me

I'm wiser now

Do you still have freckles?

Unfortunately

Is it weird that I like that?

Well hey

Wait... Freckles and no soul... Are you a ginger?

Women usually take selfies in a mirror. She has none of these. The evidence is there.

I had heard that when she looks at herself in a mirror there is no reflection

She also loves Whitby.

Reminds me, I need to find someone to do a ghost walk with me. "

Chillingham Castle in October?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Eating Dandelion would make you piss the bed. It did for Jason Garthfirth apparently (name changed to protect old pissy pants)

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Putting your hand in a bucket of water makes you piss the bed too. Apperently.

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

That you couldn't get pregnant if you kissed when sat on a radiator..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thay sprouts would taste shit! Now I eat bowls of them

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Holding a buttercup, under your chin would show if you liked butter.

A mate used to drink sloe gin, as she thought it got her pissed slowly.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Growing up and finding the love of your life settling down like you pals parents was going to be easy

What a load of shit that was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The hole in the wall gave you an infinite amount of money. I always wondered why people weren't getting money out every single day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The hole in the wall gave you an infinite amount of money. I always wondered why people weren't getting money out every single day.

The last hole in the wall we seen had a penis in it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Like most people, that eating crusts cultivated curly hair

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"The hole in the wall gave you an infinite amount of money. I always wondered why people weren't getting money out every single day.

The last hole in the wall we seen had a penis in it

And there's not quite infinite cum that comes from them, through those holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The hole in the wall gave you an infinite amount of money. I always wondered why people weren't getting money out every single day.

The last hole in the wall we seen had a penis in it

And there's not quite infinite cum that comes from them, through those holes

The last one we/she did came in under 10 seconds. We/she hasn’t done to since.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you were a young (or not so young) tyke what things did you believe were real/fact?

Like that swallowed watermelon seeds would sprout inside."

If you called Beetlejuice 3 times he would appear

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

I thought Coventry was a fake mythical place because that was where you were sent if no one was talking to you. I was in my late 20s before I realised.

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

That for every pint of Beer you drink you lose nine minutes of your life.Could'nt understand why I hadn't died sometime in 1644.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I thought a chest of drawers was spelt Chester Draws, you know like Chesterfield couches??

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"That for every pint of Beer you drink you lose nine minutes of your life.Could'nt understand why I hadn't died sometime in 1644."

My money was on ten to five.

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"That for every pint of Beer you drink you lose nine minutes of your life.Could'nt understand why I hadn't died sometime in 1644.

My money was on ten to five."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought because I had circumcision very young I couldn’t have kids

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

That periods were short, regular and painless. That if they weren't, you just shut up and got on with it, all part of being a woman.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman over a year ago

Bristol

That England was a

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"When you were a young (or not so young) tyke what things did you believe were real/fact?

Like that swallowed watermelon seeds would sprout inside."
that leaving an open umbrella in your home was bad luck

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

If you believe they put a man on the moon yeah yeah yeah

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

That a man put his penis in a womans belly button to make a baby..

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By *rystalsswingCouple over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

Still in shock at some of the drivel I have taken in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Father Christmas

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By *host1100Man over a year ago

Near Falkirk

Because my Mam was lovely I thought ‘All’ women were nice !!

Pmsl sorry

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

That hotdog sausages came from sausage dogs (Dachshunds)

Mrs

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