"But I really can not be arsed to get up.
Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go? "
It's only about 20% lazy and 80% finally finding that comfy position and knowing if you move, you won't find it again |
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"But I really can not be arsed to get up.
Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go? "
Free yourself. Don't be a sl_ave to societal conventions... Relieve yourself where ever you want.
Tbh, I just wait until I'm bustin'. Laziness all the way. |
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"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.
But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss"
The internet was invented for this reason. They come to you… in theory. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.
But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss
The internet was invented for this reason. They come to you… in theory."
Come on man! You know better than that, finding a woman that will do the effort, on the Internet? Really? Really? |
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Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun and tonic to bed with me.
Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly! |
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"Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun *** and tonic to bed with me.
Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!"
*** ffs G&T, and how can gun be an acceptable word? |
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"Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun *** and tonic to bed with me.
Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!
*** ffs G&T, and how can gun be an acceptable word?"
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"Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun *** and tonic to bed with me.
Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!
*** ffs G&T, and how can gun be an acceptable word?"
I did wonder about that   gun in bed. At least not gun and gin. That would be even more worrying.
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"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.
But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss
The internet was invented for this reason. They come to you… in theory.
Come on man! You know better than that, finding a woman that will do the effort, on the Internet? Really? Really? "
Very true and people say single men are the problem |
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By *aitonel OP Man
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"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.
Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?
It was! The instant relief
I had one of those this morning, my bladder thanked me for it lol"
Exactly! And I wouldn't have had it if I didn't hold on |
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"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.
Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?
It was! The instant relief
I had one of those this morning, my bladder thanked me for it lol
Exactly! And I wouldn't have had it if I didn't hold on"
It's such a good feeling! |
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"But I really can not be arsed to get up.
Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go? "
Could do what my Granddad used to need sometimes and invest in a Urinal Bottle. Amazon probably has them on same day delivery.  |
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