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over a year ago
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"Odd job man might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for a superhero.
I think odd job is a bad guy in a James Bond film if I am not mistaken "
Is that the hat guy? Like Random Task from Austin Powers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Odd job man might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for a superhero.
I think odd job is a bad guy in a James Bond film if I am not mistaken
Is that the hat guy? Like Random Task from Austin Powers?"
Yes it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handy man. Odd job man.
Hand job man? 
A better name for a superhero "
There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!
Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my Grass cutting.
Thanks! 
And she doesn't mean her lawn
If you could see it now..
Well you have confirmed you are not people. So I'll be right over "
Don't turn on the lights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handy man. Odd job man.
Hand job man?
A better name for a superhero
There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!
Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming "
What is the signal?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handy man. Odd job man.
Hand job man?
A better name for a superhero
There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!
Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming
What is the signal? "
Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handy man. Odd job man.
Hand job man?
A better name for a superhero
There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!
Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming
What is the signal?
Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice "
Like one of those Christmas/Halloween projectors with cocks instead of pumpkins and Santa? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handy man. Odd job man.
Hand job man?
A better name for a superhero
There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!
Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming
What is the signal?
Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice
Like one of those Christmas/Halloween projectors with cocks instead of pumpkins and Santa?"
Well that’s blown the budget. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handy man. Odd job man.
Hand job man?
A better name for a superhero
There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!
Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming
What is the signal?
Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice
Like one of those Christmas/Halloween projectors with cocks instead of pumpkins and Santa?
Well that’s blown the budget. "
Middle isle in January and you’ll get one for pennies. |
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So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx |
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"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx"
You can come mow my 150ft lawn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx
You can come mow my 150ft lawn? "
With scissors  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx
You can come mow my 150ft lawn?
With scissors "
And tweezers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx
You can come mow my 150ft lawn?
With scissors
And tweezers. "
Jesus Lilith, you need counselling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx
You can come mow my 150ft lawn?
With scissors
And tweezers.
Jesus Lilith, you need counselling "
Every other Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx
You can come mow my 150ft lawn?
With scissors
And tweezers.
Jesus Lilith, you need counselling
Every other Friday. "
See you there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x
My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.
Just get a goat! "
I don't like goats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x
My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.
Just get a goat!
I don't like goats
Cow!
Or a sheep.
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Bit early for name calling |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x
My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.
Just get a goat!
I don't like goats
Cow!
Or a sheep.
Bit early for name calling"
Sorry, Jeffrey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x
My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.
Just get a goat!
I don't like goats
Cow!
Or a sheep.
Bit early for name calling
Sorry, Jeffrey! "
And that's the step...it's Mr to you from now on |
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