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Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months.  |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
I was told 30-40times then get tested to check there were no swimmers still present. John |
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over a year ago
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
I've been considering this for a while! |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months.
I've been considering this for a while!"
I did it 10 years ago, no regrets and no pain afterwards. So have complained of pain months and sometimes years after. After 48 hours I was grand and been so since. |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months.
I've been considering this for a while!"
Just the multiple cums or the chop too?  |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months.
I've been considering this for a while!
Just the multiple cums or the chop too? "
One's clearly more fun than the other  |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
I had it done about ten years ago, wife and I decided 4 kids were enough?? back at work next day.
You’ll know when it’s cleared it’ll have blood in it. |
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over a year ago
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Is it really that easy / pain free?
A friend was in hospital at the beginning of the year so I think I'd just save and get it done privately (only about £500). No way I'd trust my junk otherwise. |
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"Is it really that easy / pain free?
A friend was in hospital at the beginning of the year so I think I'd just save and get it done privately (only about £500). No way I'd trust my junk otherwise."
Yes mate simple and pain free really. |
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over a year ago
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"Is it really that easy / pain free?
A friend was in hospital at the beginning of the year so I think I'd just save and get it done privately (only about £500). No way I'd trust my junk otherwise.
Yes mate simple and pain free really."
I need to man up. I've read about it and it turned my stomach!  |
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over a year ago
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Did mine through the NHS..
In and out in 30mins (Didn't help that one of the Nurses was a stunning young lady) .. had a minor amount of black'n'blue (Hell of a lot worse after 3 Surgeries for Double Ingranial Hernias) but had checks for 5 months to confirm no swimmers left |
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"Did mine through the NHS..
In and out in 30mins (Didn't help that one of the Nurses was a stunning young lady) .. had a minor amount of black'n'blue (Hell of a lot worse after 3 Surgeries for Double Ingranial Hernias) but had checks for 5 months to confirm no swimmers left "
This is all pretty confidence inspiring!  |
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"Did mine through the NHS..
In and out in 30mins (Didn't help that one of the Nurses was a stunning young lady) .. had a minor amount of black'n'blue (Hell of a lot worse after 3 Surgeries for Double Ingranial Hernias) but had checks for 5 months to confirm no swimmers left "
Pretty much like this, can still smell the smell of burning scrotum when I think back  |
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"Did mine through the NHS..
In and out in 30mins (Didn't help that one of the Nurses was a stunning young lady) .. had a minor amount of black'n'blue (Hell of a lot worse after 3 Surgeries for Double Ingranial Hernias) but had checks for 5 months to confirm no swimmers left
Pretty much like this, can still smell the smell of burning scrotum when I think back "
Wanker. |
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"Did mine through the NHS..
In and out in 30mins (Didn't help that one of the Nurses was a stunning young lady) .. had a minor amount of black'n'blue (Hell of a lot worse after 3 Surgeries for Double Ingranial Hernias) but had checks for 5 months to confirm no swimmers left
Pretty much like this, can still smell the smell of burning scrotum when I think back "
Yeah, that was unique watching the smoke trail from the Testicles |
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15 minutes to kick in? Lucky fucker, on mine he literally put the needle down and picked the scalpel up and went straight at it.
Also had the wife with her face about a foot away joking with the doctor and making me laugh,she said my balls were jiggling around like mad when I was laughing.
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over a year ago
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"Guys... please. "
I advise People to think of it like going for a Tattoo..
Expect pain and discomfort (Ok, the smell is unique but it doesn't last too long) so when it doesn't hurt as much as You anticipated it's all good |
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"Guys... please.
I advise People to think of it like going for a Tattoo..
Expect pain and discomfort (Ok, the smell is unique but it doesn't last too long) so when it doesn't hurt as much as You anticipated it's all good "
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I had it done and that was when I realised that local anaesthetic doesn’t work on me. (Previous dental traumas were put down to incompetent dentists). I genuinely felt everything and it was very painful.
Following 2 weeks weren’t much fun with pain and swelling but ever since then it has been fine.
My experience was bad, but honestly, given the choice, I’d do it again so benefits are definitely worth it.
Anyone with concerns that wants to discuss it, feel free to inbox me. |
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"I had it done and that was when I realised that local anaesthetic doesn’t work on me. (Previous dental traumas were put down to incompetent dentists). I genuinely felt everything and it was very painful.
Following 2 weeks weren’t much fun with pain and swelling but ever since then it has been fine.
My experience was bad, but honestly, given the choice, I’d do it again so benefits are definitely worth it.
Anyone with concerns that wants to discuss it, feel free to inbox me. "
I've spoken to a friend who had it done and he said it's really nothing to worry about. And then I ready the description of what happens. 
I'm definitely reassured though |
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over a year ago
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"I'm surprised the anaesthetic took so long to kick in, mine was almost instant
Gotta jizz in a tube at the end of the month to get my all clear soon too
LvM"
NHS or private?
Even when I asked when I was 30 my GP was against it. |
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"I'm surprised the anaesthetic took so long to kick in, mine was almost instant
Gotta jizz in a tube at the end of the month to get my all clear soon too
LvM
NHS or private?
Even when I asked when I was 30 my GP was against it."
NHS, surprisingly the GP and surgeon were perfectly happy that neither K or I wanted children.
LvM |
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"I'm surprised the anaesthetic took so long to kick in, mine was almost instant
Gotta jizz in a tube at the end of the month to get my all clear soon too
LvM"
Ah, the all clear letter. Then you'll be jizzing with impunity! |
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"Is it really that easy / pain free?
A friend was in hospital at the beginning of the year so I think I'd just save and get it done privately (only about £500). No way I'd trust my junk otherwise."
Very likely the same surgeon will do the operation.
Had speedy surgery on nhs, a private hospital visit etc and it was same person I would have had had I waited nine months. Just it was done faster and they made me the meals I wanted etc and still all paid for by the local nhs trust |
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"I'm surprised the anaesthetic took so long to kick in, mine was almost instant
Gotta jizz in a tube at the end of the month to get my all clear soon too
LvM
Ah, the all clear letter. Then you'll be jizzing with impunity! "
Best letter a guy can get |
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"I'm surprised the anaesthetic took so long to kick in, mine was almost instant
Gotta jizz in a tube at the end of the month to get my all clear soon too
LvM
Ah, the all clear letter. Then you'll be jizzing with impunity! "
No more babies in my batter, Diet Cum™ only 
LvM |
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"I'm surprised the anaesthetic took so long to kick in, mine was almost instant
Gotta jizz in a tube at the end of the month to get my all clear soon too
LvM
Ah, the all clear letter. Then you'll be jizzing with impunity!
No more babies in my batter, Diet Cum™ only
LvM"
Diet Cum break? Diet Cum break! DA DA DA DA DA DAH *in swaggers LVM* |
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over a year ago
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"15 minutes to kick in? Lucky fucker, on mine he literally put the needle down and picked the scalpel up and went straight at it.
Also had the wife with her face about a foot away joking with the doctor and making me laugh,she said my balls were jiggling around like mad when I was laughing.
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I had similar def not long enough time for anaesthetic to kick in I really felt it being done and I was damn sore for few months. |
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over a year ago
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Another positive, over and done with quickly, ached afterwards but to be honest it was a good excuse to sit around and do sweet nothing.
All I would say is be sure you never ever want kids again. |
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Hi all, some interesting reads there cheers. Couple of questions I'll answer. My information it says 24 ejaculations within the first four months of your vasectomy to flush out the existing sperm after a good week.
I had mine done on the NHS, great service. Saved myself a good few grand too as private price was a total joke and looking back on yesterday, absolutely no need for the appointments pre and post op they claim u need. Only a couple of months wait too on the NHS. |
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I had it done about 10 years ago on the NHS.
It wasn't a bad experience and I worried about it more than I should have.
I now have semi skimmed spunk and no more kids to make
I was told 40 ejaculations and was tested at 3 and 5 months for the all clear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv had it done this year and you have to wait 48hrs afterwards if you feel comfortable with it and than you have cum a minimum of 31 times and then after 16 weeks you can send off you sample |
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I had to wait ages as every other fucker got knocked out and I choose the local……nice young nurse came and shaved me (wasn’t at my best to say the least) and then proceeded to chat to about football whilst surgeon done his thing…..
Actually for some stupid reason had sex later in the day……. Was never told an amount of ejaculations just to have 2 tests to confirm….
Job done and sex dropped off after….. |
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Had mine done last year.
Other than a very wierd and inexplicable almost out of body experience on the table it was all absolutely fine.
Little bit woosy for the next hour
The glue they use to close the hole is useless so I had an actual hole in my sack for the next 3 weeks, but the GPs said it would be fine and so it has proven to be.
Very very little pain through the whole process. Very small spells of dull ache but not a problem at all. Still had the week off though as I took every precaution and it was already booked in. |
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"Did mine through the NHS..
In and out in 30mins (Didn't help that one of the Nurses was a stunning young lady) .. had a minor amount of black'n'blue (Hell of a lot worse after 3 Surgeries for Double Ingranial Hernias) but had checks for 5 months to confirm no swimmers left
Pretty much like this, can still smell the smell of burning scrotum when I think back "
Mmmmmm  |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
Need to give a sample twice to make sure no swimmers left. Till then it's safe sex only |
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By *browseMan
over a year ago
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I had mine done about 45 years ago.
Snip and Tie. I don't remember any burning.
I do remember no pain just pulling sensations in random places.
For me the pain came when the "loving, caring" nurse coated everything in Iodine afterwards.
Bever really had a problem since. |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
Unsure if they still offer dissolved stitching or if they staple like other ops these days, but let me tell you from personal experience; ignore the “keep the stitches dry”, it’s absolutely bollocks; see what I did there
But seriously, keep everything clean and if getting wet is your clean then do so! I had a horrible infection post some very bad heath care advice and I paid privately; it wasn’t freely available in the country I was based at the time!
Also, wank and fire off in the bath a few times, the warm water helps because it feels a bit weird the first few times!
One last thing, wank in the cup!
I’ve got one “extra” daughter because I didn’t and the snip didn’t work the first time of asking!! |
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"15 minutes to kick in? Lucky fucker, on mine he literally put the needle down and picked the scalpel up and went straight at it.
Also had the wife with her face about a foot away joking with the doctor and making me laugh,she said my balls were jiggling around like mad when I was laughing.
I had similar def not long enough time for anaesthetic to kick in I really felt it being done and I was damn sore for few months. "
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I was back in work the next day,didn't really have any pain,although I couldn't have a wank for a few days |
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Had mine done 24 yrs ago
Went for the full knock out over the local as I don't respond well to pain meds (rarely work on me)
Wasn't told to shoot so many times at all, just provide a sample after 6 weeks.
All clear, only after effects I had were sharp knitting pains through me for a couple of months at very random times (it's normal just nerves going through scar tissue) then all good. |
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"Is it really that easy / pain free?
A friend was in hospital at the beginning of the year so I think I'd just save and get it done privately (only about £500). No way I'd trust my junk otherwise."
I had mine done 14 years ago at our local hospital, by the ‘No scalpel’ method (basically an electric soldering iron). Was absolutely fine all round! Got it done on the Friday morning, was back to work on the Monday. |
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"Had mine done 24 yrs ago
Went for the full knock out over the local as I don't respond well to pain meds (rarely work on me)
Wasn't told to shoot so many times at all, just provide a sample after 6 weeks.
All clear, only after effects I had were sharp knitting pains through me for a couple of months at very random times (it's normal just nerves going through scar tissue) then all good. "
I was the same; give a sample after 6 weeks, all was good for me |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
I cum more than that in 1 month |
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"Advise anyone to look into the complications !!!! Left me in pain for rest of my life !nothing can be done to help me !worst regret of my life "
Sorry to hear that. Absolute nightmare.  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"Advise anyone to look into the complications !!!! Left me in pain for rest of my life !nothing can be done to help me !worst regret of my life
Sorry to hear that. Absolute nightmare. "
This happens. I was and have been fine since, a friend has been left with pain that still bothers him 10 years after |
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Private clinic, over 10 years ago. £200'ish. Even told me I could bring in a CD if I wanted.
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I made a play list.
Bowie - Changes
Echo & The Bunny Men - The Cutter
Bryan Adams - Cuts Like A Knife
Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred.
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I think the Dr. got to the end of the second song and was done. He was smiling though.
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Sore for a few days, had to wear baggy shorts. Bit of bruising. Actual Op didn't hurt at all. |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months. "
I don’t suppose that bit is managed by the NHS? |
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"Afternoon.
Had the above this morning. Just thought I'd tell u my experience today. Couple of injections round the area, bit eye watering. Not too bad. 15 mins to kick the jabs in. Then back in, clobber off, on the table, 10 mins later it's done. Walked out no problems.
Wearing off a bit now bit of a dull ache. Apparently after 7 days or so, I need to cum at least 24 times in 4 months.
I don’t suppose that bit is managed by the NHS?"
Hahaha have to find other ways to sort that I presume |
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Got the snip 10 years ago got told to wait till dissolving stitches disappeared before I had to hand in 3 samples after the 3rd sample results were confirmed no live swimmers only thing is I used to produce lots of precum now its just a dribble if that anyone else here got that issue |
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