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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
Why do dogs lick their own balls? "
Because they can.
Jealous?
(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
Why do dogs lick their own balls?
Because they can.
Jealous?
(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)
Don’t
Say
It
Rex
  "
I'll send you boobs if you do |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
Why do dogs lick their own balls?
Because they can.
Jealous?
(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)
Don’t
Say
It
Rex
I'll send you boobs if you do"
I'll send you boobs if he does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Orange flavour. I have some but keep mine in the fridge. For when you go to the fridge in search of something sweet.
Other than that, hide your cock ring when your in laws come round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
Why do dogs lick their own balls?
Because they can.
Jealous?
(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)
Don’t
Say
It
Rex
I'll send you boobs if you do
I'll send you boobs if he does"
Everyone gets boobs!! Do it. |
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
Why do dogs lick their own balls?
Because they can.
Jealous?
(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)
Don’t
Say
It
Rex
I'll send you boobs if you do
I'll send you boobs if he does"
I can’t on here  |
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
Why do dogs lick their own balls?
Because they can.
Jealous?
(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)
Don’t
Say
It
Rex
I'll send you boobs if you do
I'll send you boobs if he does
Everyone gets boobs!! Do it."
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
No don't! Put you off sex for life!
This is another don't say it moment.
Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic "
I can already see your cock. |
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
No don't! Put you off sex for life!
This is another don't say it moment.
Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic
I can already see your cock. "
Not my real angry cock you can’t   |
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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.
What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday?
I'm the valuable Nugget here  "
Valuable, but I don't HAVE you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome
No don't! Put you off sex for life!
This is another don't say it moment.
Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic
I can already see your cock.
Not my real angry cock you can’t "
If it's gone red you should get cream for that. |
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"Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.
What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday?
I'm the valuable Nugget here
Valuable, but I don't HAVE you "
Well that can be fixed |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Orange flavour. I have some but keep mine in the fridge. For when you go to the fridge in search of something sweet.
Other than that, hide your cock ring when your in laws come round. "
On a similar note. Don't lose a vibrator at your parents house. |
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