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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple over a year ago

midlands

Went into the worst toilet yesterday.

Couldnt hold it in so stopped at a Burger King and went to the cubicle and lifted the lid.

Two of the largest turds in there I have ever seen...puke!!!

Tried flushing it and it wouldnt flusg, just made the water rise...fuck it. Took my willy out and pissed on it...oh god the smell from it was awaful.

Whoever did that needs to see a Dr, they must have brewing that for a week. How the hell something like that come out of someone?

Rant over.

Enjoy your breakfast . Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs. I was having Peanut butter on toast. You feral beast

Mrs

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple over a year ago

midlands

"Ffs. I was having Peanut butter on toast. You feral beast

Mrs "

Lol..Love peanut butter on toast. I go for the smooth one. Lush.

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple over a year ago

midlands

It must have been the first time I have taken a piss with my eyes closed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Many years ago I went into a toilet in the county mall in Crawley and lifted the seat to see the biggest poo I’ve ever seen in my life. I actually thought it was a baguette and wondered why someone had put a French stick down the loo until the smell hit

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Thanks for the review will add it to the list of toilet facilities to avoid

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple over a year ago

midlands

"Many years ago I went into a toilet in the county mall in Crawley and lifted the seat to see the biggest poo I’ve ever seen in my life. I actually thought it was a baguette and wondered why someone had put a French stick down the loo until the smell hit "

I know, its the smell thats horrible and why would you put the lid down after that? That is pure evil to let someone lift the lid and see that.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan over a year ago

southampton

And some poor soul on minimum wage will have to sort it out.

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple over a year ago

midlands

"And some poor soul on minimum wage will have to sort it out. "

I think that needs the professionals to deal with that.

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By *he Kat 666Woman over a year ago

Salisbury

*backs away and puts the planned-breakfast sausages back into the fridge.....*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All hail Richard the turd

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Reminds me of the Armstrong & Miller musical sketch/song "have you ever had to take a shit on a train?"

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Went into the worst toilet yesterday.

Couldnt hold it in so stopped at a Burger King and went to the cubicle and lifted the lid.

Two of the largest turds in there I have ever seen...puke!!!

Tried flushing it and it wouldnt flusg, just made the water rise...fuck it. Took my willy out and pissed on it...oh god the smell from it was awaful.

Whoever did that needs to see a Dr, they must have brewing that for a week. How the hell something like that come out of someone?

Rant over.

Enjoy your breakfast . Lol."

As my wee Dad once wisely said "It's amazing what can come out of your arse and you're still alive."

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By *uckmonkeyMan over a year ago

devon

Just pour fuel on it and set it alight…. Job done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went into the worst toilet yesterday.

Couldnt hold it in so stopped at a Burger King and went to the cubicle and lifted the lid.

Two of the largest turds in there I have ever seen...puke!!!

Tried flushing it and it wouldnt flusg, just made the water rise...fuck it. Took my willy out and pissed on it...oh god the smell from it was awaful.

Whoever did that needs to see a Dr, they must have brewing that for a week. How the hell something like that come out of someone?

Rant over.

Enjoy your breakfast . Lol."

So it was a double whopper?

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