MrsMistyPeaks has picked up the mantle so I repeat, this is not the nocturnal.
I'm just a soul, posting to a forum of people, asking you to show me your vagina/pussy/cunt/minge/clunge/mary/foof/front bottom/lady garden. Gotta be some perks of ticking over another year on this planet 
People without the above can also get involved, suck 'em and tuck 'em!
Failing that, I will accept pictures of you all in pretty pink lingerie.
Thanks muchly  |
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"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50! "
I'll take the kind words from you Squire, you brighten up my forum experience. Thanks Pickle |
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"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50!
What's wrong with 50?  "
Nothing....it's 51 you have to worry about 
Have noticed a lot of profiles now have 55 instead of 50 so maybe people realise 50 is the new 30  |
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"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50!
What's wrong with 50?
Nothing....it's 51 you have to worry about
Have noticed a lot of profiles now have 55 instead of 50 so maybe people realise 50 is the new 30 "
I love being the "infamous, undesirable 50"  . Dreading the "over the hill and past it 51" tho!!  |
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"Crikey. I best order my zimner now. "
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!! |
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"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!! "
Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?
I'm 53 you know. |
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"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!
Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?
I'm 53 you know. "
Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!
Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?
I'm 53 you know.
Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x"
Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke. |
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"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!
Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?
I'm 53 you know.
Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x
Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke. "
So I heard!
I was Joseph's tailor... you may have heard about his amazing wardrobe!! so only a bit further than the inevitable "turn our toes up and kick the bucket" stage than you, seeing as we're really old!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!
Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?
I'm 53 you know.
Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x
Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke.
So I heard!
I was Joseph's tailor... you may have heard about his amazing wardrobe!! so only a bit further than the inevitable "turn our toes up and kick the bucket" stage than you, seeing as we're really old!! "
Old????? I'm at my prime.
FAF? |
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"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.
We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!
Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?
I'm 53 you know.
Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x
Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke.
So I heard!
I was Joseph's tailor... you may have heard about his amazing wardrobe!! so only a bit further than the inevitable "turn our toes up and kick the bucket" stage than you, seeing as we're really old!!
Old????? I'm at my prime.
FAF? "
Ia that short for "fancy a funeral? |
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