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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Twice on social media today i’ve peoples moms used as the basis of an insult. Got me thinking about other insults from my younger days. ‘Up your ass and round the corner’ was one of my faves, when asked where something/someone was.

What were yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yer Da sells Avon

Bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go fuck yourself...

With the response

It takes two to fuck

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yer Da sells Avon

Bastards."

Still seen that one written in a public toilet

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

People at my school just used regular insults.

"Sket" was a word I heard a lot around school that I don't hear much these days.

It's synonym of slut.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yer Da sells Avon

Bastards.

Still seen that one written in a public toilet"

Ruthless!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go ask your mother who your father is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yer Da sells Avon

Bastards.

Still seen that one written in a public toilet"

It is funny .

Shopping in Aldi was another one…

Oh how the tables have turned?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"And ya mam' was a classic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time you got a watch when someone asked for the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Time you got a watch when someone asked for the time "

Do you want a picture when you were admiring a yougn lady

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

I can’t think of any.

We must have been a very polite bunch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you were asked " what are you looking for ?" ..you reply " nothing " ..only to be told .." well l hope you find it "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yer Da sells Avon

Bastards."

The kids round here still say it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you were asked " what are you looking for ?" ..you reply " nothing " ..only to be told .." well l hope you find it " "

That is horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yer Da sells Avon

Bastards.

The kids round here still say it "

That's all I head in Possil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/07/23 22:40:39]

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman  over a year ago

Kent

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Calling someone a loser and doing the "L" shape with your hand. I always enjoyed it when they would do it with their left hand so I could ask them who the L was facing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg "

Haha I'm lovin this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

That always cracks me up

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

That always cracks me up"

Still have that said to me now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No one cares about you and you'll never amount to anything, leaving a sad husk of a person with unfulfilled dreams who they're meant to call a functioning adult.

Honestly, where do kids come up with these things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No one cares about you and you'll never amount to anything, leaving a sad husk of a person with unfulfilled dreams who they're meant to call a functioning adult.

Honestly, where do kids come up with these things? "

Thats awful!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything that starts "your mom is so fat.....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Your mother should've swallowed instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one cares about you and you'll never amount to anything, leaving a sad husk of a person with unfulfilled dreams who they're meant to call a functioning adult.

Honestly, where do kids come up with these things? "

Does Cambridge University have a playground???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No one cares about you and you'll never amount to anything, leaving a sad husk of a person with unfulfilled dreams who they're meant to call a functioning adult.

Honestly, where do kids come up with these things?

Thats awful!!! "

It was a joke about how elaborate it was for a child to say. Sorry

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By *hosen_144Man  over a year ago

Offerton, Stockport

To a person deemed not a looker, if they annoyed me i would say "if i had a face like yours i would walk on my hands and teach my arse to talk". Must have heard that from somewhere but i can't remember where.

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By *ndycoinsMan  over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Talking like a cows arse in May

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan  over a year ago

Fife

Smell yer maw.

Your mum should have swallowed you.

Yer dug hates you.

Wankstain.

Fannybaws.

You've got a pus like a kicked in fanny.

Yer dad sucks dick for chewits.

Yer maws had mare fingers in her than a kit kat factory.

I'll leave it there or I'll be here for days

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple  over a year ago

Neath valley.

Got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You smell like a binmans cuff

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By *cotty_01ukMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Ya mom's had more bums than a second hand toilet seat

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By *arren and AliciaCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

The doctor slapped your mother when you came out

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By *arren and AliciaCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Higher than a pilots piecebox

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

When god was giving out brains, you thought he said trains and asked for a slow one.

The mr

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By *uckMan  over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

"What you looking at"?

Reply... "I don't know, it hasn't got a label.

ps.

Nowadays everything has or wants a label. The list of labels is getting very long.

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