See a piece of bread thats gone stale; it's been on the floor and there's a couple of hairs stuck to it; It's all covered in mold and gone a bit damp in one corner?
That's your best meal that is! That's what you serve as haute cuisine when you are trying to get into someone's pants.
This ^ was pure bantz in the early 90s, back when comedy was the new rock and roll!
So, what is the poster above's 'best thing'? *
For anyone not from the UK or anyone born after 1980 here's the inspiration for this thread https://youtu.be/E-3vM32kat4
*keep it playful though, eh!
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See that spit, the phlegm I just hawked up, glistening on the pavement?
That's your hot tub that is.
Thats where you try to get jiggy with your fab meets.
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"What is happening here?  "
See a pack of crayons on a radiator? All melted with garish colours randomly flowing all over the place?
That's your best makeup that is.
(check J&B's YouTube link... It will explain x) |
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You know an old roller skate that's been left out in the rain and is covered in rust and dog poo?
That's you car that is, thats your car on a Sunday afternoon after you've spent the whole day polishing it |
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Do you see that crumpled piece of paper in the gutter there? The hastily-scribbled shopping list that says ‘banana’, then ‘bleach’, then something indecipherable that’s been smudged and bled into the puddle the paper is lying in? The crumpled shopping list that looks like it’s been torn unevenly out of a cheap, tacky notebook that probably had a picture of badly-drawn floral arrangements on the front? Maybe even a trite slogan that said something like ‘Live, laugh, love’ or ‘Gin-spiration’?
That’s your phone that is. That’s the nearest thing you have to a smartphone. That’s what you use to access Fab. And it doesn’t even work. |
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"What is happening here?
See a pack of crayons on a radiator? All melted with garish colours randomly flowing all over the place?
That's your best makeup that is.
(check J&B's YouTube link... It will explain x) "
What a spiteful comment to have made about someone as outstandingly beautiful as I...
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"See that model cow that goes "moo" when you tip it to one side,that's your stereo that is."
That’s your favourite song. You dance every time you hear it. Really awkwardly. You even try to sing it to yourself in the shower. ‘Moo-oo-ooo’ you say. ‘Moooo-ooo’. |
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See an old plastic bag sticking out of the sand on the beach. It's been in the sea for 30 years so the logo has been bleached away and it's got holes where creatures have been nibbling it.
That's your best top, that is. That's what you wear to the disco when you go out on the pull.
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