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Things that are just better in porn
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I'm not talking about the sex or the huge tits/cocks.
I'm talking about the fact you have an issue and the trades person turns up almost instantly and has no issues fixing the problem!
Why can't things be more like porn! |
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"I suspect many more trades would actually turn up if sex was on offer."
You'd think so but turns out when I tried that with the over weight, hairy, middle aged builder he didn't knock the price down because "he wasn't into me"
Let me tell you, My self esteem took a battering that day! |
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I don’t know, some things are much worse in porn. Seems to be impossible for ladies to empty the washing machine or take something out from under the bed without getting stuck and getting fucked ragged by their stepbrother. |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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This porn-fuelled fantasy is destructive.
A man turns up to do a job: he’s earning his living.
I knew a good looking guy who was a gas fitter and he had to give it up because of the unwanted persistent attention he was getting from bored oversexed housewives. It sounds great but he didn’t fancy most of them and he couldn’t do his job. |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
True story.A friend of mine went to do a job at a woman's house.Once inside she locked him in,telling him she was going to the bedroom to change into "naughty" lingerie before giving him the time of his life.When she came out he had gone.He is a locksmith. |
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