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"I came, I came, you faked, I came, you faked, you came, I got a drink, you came "LMAO even better. | |||
"I came, I came, you faked, I came, you faked, you came, I got a drink, you came
LMAO even better."had to - these prose just inspire you know  | |||
"Ahem cough ...The first swing ...by me I came,I saw,i came,you came ,i went . exits stage left. " or.. veni vidi abii | |||
"I came, I came, you faked, I came, you faked, you came, I got a drink, you came
LMAO even better.
had to - these prose just inspire you know"bitter sweet memories for me . | |||
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"Ahem cough ...The first swing ...by me I came,I saw,i came,you came ,i went . exits stage left. or.. veni vidi abii "i think mine had a more Shakespearean edge to it. | |||
"Mary had a little lamb till it dropped down dead but it still goes to school with her between two chunks of bread" PMSL but disqualified for not fitting a category ...sheer genius though,worthy of wordsworth | |||
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"Thank you all. Keep them coming. I'd better get my secret panel together. PD - An ode to me doesn't fit any of the categories either, unless I am your personal preference or, maybe cake." it fits all of them except cake ,huh obviously over your head ....i'll dumb the next one down .!! | |||
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"Put some knickers on your head Then turn them back to front It will keep the people guessing If you're an arsehole or a c**t!" | |||
"Put some knickers on your head Then turn them back to front It will keep the people guessing If you're an arsehole or a c**t! "It is very good but can I request that people save their specific appreciation of particular poems until the vote? Quoting some of the longer poems will use up a lot of space. Thank you. [I have been tempted to do the same] | |||
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Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. | |||
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"This is genuine, not FAKE Involves a tasty lemon cake And the first Chinese of the new year Now get your penis/cunny round here.." Will Lemon tart do instead? | |||
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"This is genuine, not FAKE Involves a tasty lemon cake And the first Chinese of the new year Now get your penis/cunny round here.. Will Lemon tart do instead? "Lemon tart is always most welcome | |||
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"This is genuine, not FAKE Involves a tasty lemon cake And the first Chinese of the new year Now get your penis/cunny round here.. Will Lemon tart do instead?
Lemon tart is always most welcome" although to be honest looking at your pics you need to stop eating cakes and buy some bulbs for your house | |||
We're still on gas lamps around here. | |||
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"It has been a while since I posted a poetry thread. I know it can get dangerous as people post and then go "user no longer..." before the end of the day but here goes. A little poetry competition. You can enter any and every category. I will recruit a secret panel of judges and will look at the popular vote on here. Post your poem(s) on this thread by midnight on 7th February. Feel free to post before this deadline. Category Themes: 1. Chinese New Year (it will be the year of the snake on 10th February) 2. First Swing Meet 3. Personal Preference 4. Ode to the Penis/BJ/Cunny 5. Cake 6. Valentine's Day I look forward to reading your entries." | |||
"It has been a while since I posted a poetry thread. I know it can get dangerous as people post and then go "user no longer..." before the end of the day but here goes. A little poetry competition. You can enter any and every category. I will recruit a secret panel of judges and will look at the popular vote on here. Post your poem(s) on this thread by midnight on 7th February. Feel free to post before this deadline. Category Themes: 1. Chinese New Year (it will be the year of the snake on 10th February) 2. First Swing Meet 3. Personal Preference 4. Ode to the Penis/BJ/Cunny 5. Cake 6. Valentine's Day I look forward to reading your entries." | |||
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"The offer of bringing life Such joy and excitement Then taken away Bringing so many tears And much sadness Why be so evil, so cruel And cold It wasn't deserved or brought on themselves. They deserve the chance to bring life To this world Feel a child grow inside. I ask you please If you are the Almighty Give me the pain And take away there sorrow. " Rusty, I've just seen this and it has brought a tear to my eye. | |||
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Cake - a runaway winner in Invictus, I wallow; second, Mysteriousguy, I'd like to take
Valentines - Three poems by Wishy were chosen by judges, 7 Secrets, Pictures in the sand, Without you there is no warmth. My casting vote goes to Without you there is no warmth.
A special judges prize is offered to Polo for Can I tell. This needed a category all of it's own.
Thank you all. | |||
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"The offer of bringing life Such joy and excitement Then taken away Bringing so many tears And much sadness Why be so evil, so cruel And cold It wasn't deserved or brought on themselves. They deserve the chance to bring life To this world Feel a child grow inside. I ask you please If you are the Almighty Give me the pain And take away there sorrow. Rusty, I've just seen this and it has brought a tear to my eye." Congrats to the winners | |||
"I would like to thank my fellow judges, Blondecaz, Sloop and Bobby Tupper, all of the entrants and you, gentle reader. There were 24 participants, 37 entries and one diaallowed. AND, the winners are: Chinese NY - Meltedtwirl - A little ditty; in second place, Lemon Tart - This is genuine not fake First Meet - by a clear majority, Artemisia, Love is not love; in second place Changov, There was a lady Personal Preference - another majority, Blackspice, Search engines; second Dirty Diana, Before I lay me down to sleep Ode to p/bj/c - Polo, Put some knickers; second, PleasureDome, Ode to Lickety (the head judge did not choose this )
Cake - a runaway winner in Invictus, I wallow; second, Mysteriousguy, I'd like to take
Valentines - Three poems by Wishy were chosen by judges, 7 Secrets, Pictures in the sand, Without you there is no warmth. My casting vote goes to Without you there is no warmth.
A special judges prize is offered to Polo for Can I tell. This needed a category all of it's own.
Thank you all."You are so provincial, If i had read mine outside the tate modern they would of declared me an obvious winner .... flicks long scarf around neck tilts hat and flounces off !!! | |||
"Cock a hoop (him) It's eight inches in length, and it's ready for fun It will enter any orifice, especially your bum It's an impressive weapon, Which I can easily promote, Just see the attached picture, Aside my sky remote I'm a genuine single guy, and it belongs to me But you my little honey, Can share it for free I can't accomodate, 'cos I live with my dad He's just dossing here, It's really my pad Just message me back, I'm sure that we click That's if you can get over, The size of my dick I know that you want it, Hard from behind, Just tell me when and where, 'cos I really don't mind (her) So you turn up an hour late, Stinking of booze You reek of of BO, And theres shit on your shoes Do you believe I'm that easy, A right easy lay I actually have standards, And your so far away Yes I know what the site's for, I've had many meets They have all impressed me, And some soiled my sheets There's just one little niggle, At the back of my brain If I don't get it tonight, when will the chance come again ? As I said I'm not desperate, But curiosity arouses And I really want to see, What is hid in your trousers Sucked it for half hour, And you've got brewers droop You ask me am I happy ? Yeah I'm fucking cock a hoop " Ooo, er... a late entry. 
Thank you for sharing. | |||
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"May I suggest some form of formal confirmation being sent to the winners in future...... I would have missed a gloating opportunity had this not been bumped "I do apologise, I really would have sent a formal, personalised award letter but I was in a very twee cafe in Lyme Regis with intermittent signal and little battery. Please do gloat. You received special mentions from the judgely huddle. | |||
"May I suggest some form of formal confirmation being sent to the winners in future...... I would have missed a gloating opportunity had this not been bumped
I do apologise, I really would have sent a formal, personalised award letter but I was in a very twee cafe in Lyme Regis with intermittent signal and little battery.
Please do gloat. You received special mentions from the judgely huddle."I'll limit my gloating until the record deal with Calvin Harris is signed.... he seems to think 'Put Some Knickers On You Head' will need a second verse if we are to get Rihanna to feature on the dirty grim dubstep remix. | |||
