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The roast of Stephen Pickle.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only roasts I like are the spit kind
If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous "
Bruce is horny today. I hope he’ll join me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only roasts I like are the spit kind
If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous
Bruce is horny today. I hope he’ll join me "
Ha ha ok yous have got a done deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only roasts I like are the spit kind
If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous
Bruce is horny today. I hope he’ll join me
Ha ha ok yous have got a done deal "
At least I’m getting some kind of roast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A roast to go with pickle... Chicken maybe
Hang on, isn't Pickle vegetarian?
Nut roast?
No, we'd better not do a nut roast around here, someone will take it personally "
You tryna get deez nuts? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pickled roast?
Does it come with Yorkshire Puddings?
I’ll come with whatever you want
Come? Or Cum? "
Tell me what you want and I’ll tell you what you’re getting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Pickle, is like the gurkin in a big mac. You know he's there. You know he's waiting. But you don't know when he'll appear.
Also he's green........ I think |
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over a year ago
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"Mr Pickle, is like the gurkin in a big mac. You know he's there. You know he's waiting. But you don't know when he'll appear.
Also he's green........ I think "
Only when I’m angry |
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"You seem like a nice pickle to me. Not sure you're the best pickle since pickled onion but nice nonetheless
Come on! Do me harder! You’re not chicken are you? "
Ooh, you like it harder? Steve pickle is a slut who likes it hard. You heard it here first |
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Once met Mr Pickle outside a club in Soho, I was with my Mum & Dad, he took Dad's wallet and tried to take Mum's pearls. Dad tried to stop him but he got shot, then he shot Mum as well. I escaped but vowed to protect others from people like him, I became vengeance, a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight. I'm not the hero Fab deserves, I'm the one it needs.
I'm Batman x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He claims he's polyamorous though he's just got a thing for parrots."
He claims he polyamorous but he’s actually just [insert mental health condition beginning with S]. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Once met Mr Pickle outside a club in Soho, I was with my Mum & Dad, he took Dad's wallet and tried to take Mum's pearls. Dad tried to stop him but he got shot, then he shot Mum as well. I escaped but vowed to protect others from people like him, I became vengeance, a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight. I'm not the hero Fab deserves, I'm the one it needs.
I'm Batman x"
You made me the mugger because I’m Black |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.
It was jarring."
I always lay up at night wondering why my dad doesn’t want me. Some times I think of the good memories, like when he bought us both a maccies and asked for his without pickles. |
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"I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.
It was jarring.
I always lay up at night wondering why my dad doesn’t want me. Some times I think of the good memories, like when he bought us both a maccies and asked for his without pickles. "
Rest assured lifes better with pickles in it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stephen Pickle claims that he finds the term BBC degrading. I think he is just upset because his isn’t that big.
I thought it's because he prefers a different form of TV? "
My relationship with Jennie Tv is none of your business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stephen Pickle has a TV in his bedroom
Wrapped in plastic sheeting, under the floorboards"
Thats the only way he'll be getting a TV anywhere near his bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stephen Pickle has a TV in his bedroom
Wrapped in plastic sheeting, under the floorboards
Thats the only way he'll be getting a TV anywhere near his bedroom " weak. Girl come better than that |
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