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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I remember Jemima Puddleduck doing this last year so seeing as I've nowt better to do and cos I lurve you all I thought I'd repeat it this year...
Send your valentine's messages to me and on the dreaded day (assuming I'm not buried in an avalanche of cards when the postie arrives) I'll post all your messages on this thread. Ensure you include who the valentine is for or I'll just claim them myself. Anonymity assumed unless you want to declare yourself by adding your name to the message
All filters are off for the next 2 weeks **waits for avalanche of "Fancy a fuck messages**
Discretion is my middle name so rest assured, wild horses couldn't make me divulge the senders' names (although try me with a hobnob and we'll see)
Happy message composing regulars, newbies and lurkers 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does sending one to yourself count? 
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!  "
you reading my mind there obi
Just in case, you understand |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!
Don't worry - after the third year in a row, you kinda get used to it "
I hear you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!
We all know you're gonna get one
Who??? "
Lol.....me of course, but I'll keep it a secret hahahaha but if I forget I'm sure the sassy one won't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!
We all know you're gonna get one
Who???
Lol.....me of course, but I'll keep it a secret hahahaha but if I forget I'm sure the sassy one won't "
I've been calling valentines, Voodoo day for years now. Can't remember last valentines I got, been a few years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!
We all know you're gonna get one
Who???
Lol.....me of course, but I'll keep it a secret hahahaha but if I forget I'm sure the sassy one won't
I've been calling valentines, Voodoo day for years now. Can't remember last valentines I got, been a few years. "
Awwwww, my hearts bleeding lumpy custard for ya russ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!
We all know you're gonna get one
Who???
Lol.....me of course, but I'll keep it a secret hahahaha but if I forget I'm sure the sassy one won't
I've been calling valentines, Voodoo day for years now. Can't remember last valentines I got, been a few years.
Awwwww, my hearts bleeding lumpy custard for ya russ "
I'd go get that looked at  hope it's not contagious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one!
We all know you're gonna get one
Who???
Lol.....me of course, but I'll keep it a secret hahahaha but if I forget I'm sure the sassy one won't
I've been calling valentines, Voodoo day for years now. Can't remember last valentines I got, been a few years.
Awwwww, my hearts bleeding lumpy custard for ya russ
I'd go get that looked at hope it's not contagious "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Are we allowed to put our sob stories on here and plead for a Valentine?
Nah....I am sure there is SOMEBODY on here you might like for a valentine????"
I have only ever had one Valentines card and that was 30 years ago. I only want someone to increase my heart rate for a few hours in Valentine's Day. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Are we allowed to put our sob stories on here and plead for a Valentine?
Nah....I am sure there is SOMEBODY on here you might like for a valentine????
I have only ever had one Valentines card and that was 30 years ago. I only want someone to increase my heart rate for a few hours in Valentine's Day."
There is medication you can take that will serve the purpose just as well. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"so let me get this right....We PM you telling you who we want to be our valentines (anon) and you post it on this thread on vd???
sorry I wasn't here last year.lol..and am thick"
That's basically it...I'll post any messages, saying who they're for, but not who they're from unless messager wants to say who they are
And dunno bout you being thick, I read
and you post it on this thread on vd
and could only see it as venereal disease for a while! |
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My daughter has proved to be a real romantic..today she said" Im off to Vienna next week I will buy a Sachertorte for Xyz..to go with a couple of days at Browns in London..
blimey the girl is still in love 16 years into relationship.I'm impressed. |
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"so let me get this right....We PM you telling you who we want to be our valentines (anon) and you post it on this thread on vd???
sorry I wasn't here last year.lol..and am thick
That's basically it...I'll post any messages, saying who they're for, but not who they're from unless messager wants to say who they are
And dunno bout you being thick, I read
and you post it on this thread on vd
and could only see it as venereal disease for a while! "
You have been using fab for too long...lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Are we allowed to put our sob stories on here and plead for a Valentine?
Nah....I am sure there is SOMEBODY on here you might like for a valentine????
I have only ever had one Valentines card and that was 30 years ago. I only want someone to increase my heart rate for a few hours in Valentine's Day.There is medication you can take that will serve the purpose just as well. "
Will it make me orgasmic and, if so, where do I get hold of it? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Are we allowed to put our sob stories on here and plead for a Valentine?
Nah....I am sure there is SOMEBODY on here you might like for a valentine????
I have only ever had one Valentines card and that was 30 years ago. I only want someone to increase my heart rate for a few hours in Valentine's Day.There is medication you can take that will serve the purpose just as well.
Will it make me orgasmic and, if so, where do I get hold of it?"
You didnt mention orgasms, just increased heart rate....  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Don't think my mum is on here 
Yeah she is, she warned me about you
Reckon Dave is penning his poem for you as we speak Ryan "
He is starting to worry me. For a 'straight' bloke, he's taking an unhealthy interest in exploring the inside of my pants |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Are we allowed to put our sob stories on here and plead for a Valentine?
Nah....I am sure there is SOMEBODY on here you might like for a valentine????
I have only ever had one Valentines card and that was 30 years ago. I only want someone to increase my heart rate for a few hours in Valentine's Day.There is medication you can take that will serve the purpose just as well.
Will it make me orgasmic and, if so, where do I get hold of it?You didnt mention orgasms, just increased heart rate.... "
Sorry, I got greedy. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Don't think my mum is on here
Yeah she is, she warned me about you
Reckon Dave is penning his poem for you as we speak Ryan
He is starting to worry me. For a 'straight' bloke, he's taking an unhealthy interest in exploring the inside of my pants"
What pants? Your botty always seems to be uncovered! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red(ish)
Violets are a nice shade of indigo
If I get one this year
It'll be more than the one I didn't get last year and I'm shit at these sort of poems.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we allowed to put our sob stories on here and plead for a Valentine?"
It hasn't worked for me any year I've tried it .... they're a hard hearted lot here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red(ish)
Violets are a nice shade of indigo
If I get one this year
It'll be more than the one I didn't get last year and I'm shit at these sort of poems. "
Roses are red
Grass is green
Get me a card
Don't be mean |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Don't think my mum is on here
Yeah she is, she warned me about you
Reckon Dave is penning his poem for you as we speak Ryan
He is starting to worry me. For a 'straight' bloke, he's taking an unhealthy interest in exploring the inside of my pants
What pants? Your botty always seems to be uncovered!"
I wear them for best and Sunday school |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bet I don't get any..... Woe is me, ill be so sad and forlorn if I don't get a valentines message from the lovely guys on here..... Of course I would never stoop so low as to blatently ask
Oh and Caz let me know the day before if I haven't received one and I can open a fake profile and send myself one |
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"Confused.com  "
Send Caz your Valentine message and the name of the recipient and she'll post it on a Valentines day thread and not reveal the name if the sender.
(though she can be bribed/corrupted for a hob nob) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That will be a quick read then lol
hope you've sent yours "
The last lot of flowers I sent on Valentine's was to the wife ,to find her in bed with me best mate, its kinda lost its appeal after that lol |
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"That will be a quick read then lol
hope you've sent yours
The last lot of flowers I sent on Valentine's was to the wife ,to find her in bed with me best mate, its kinda lost its appeal after that lol "
I got married on valentines day, 9 years ago. 8 years ago my hubby buggered off and I have no idea where he is to even start divorce proceedings. So I know how you feel x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused.com
Send Caz your Valentine message and the name of the recipient and she'll post it on a Valentines day thread and not reveal the name if the sender.
(though she can be bribed/corrupted for a hob nob)"
OMG imagine what she'd do for two hob nobs an 4 fingers ..........
.........of kit Kat
Love what your doing here Caz |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Bumping this for Sunday afternoon forumites...
Come on guys and gals, I need some more funny valentines to make up for the people that would normally be filtered out asking for a shag
Admin, can you release another server for my block list please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sent mine in.. bet you'll never guess who its for lol.. 
Ryan n Dave of course !!!!!  
haha now your tempting me to send in comedy ones
Oi ! Me and Dave are no joke ya know  "
blimey that quote has got to be framed, u and he on the same side defending each other ........ thats gotta be a first lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"sent mine in.. bet you'll never guess who its for lol..
Ryan n Dave of course !!!!!
haha now your tempting me to send in comedy ones
Oi ! Me and Dave are no joke ya know
blimey that quote has got to be framed, u and he on the same side defending each other ........ thats gotta be a first lol "
I need my plumbing looked at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am old school in that in ny time if you received or sent a valentine card the person had little clue as to who it was frim nowadays sadly its ruined as folk expect one from the other half.
Plus i am a skinflint |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Does sending one to yourself count?
You know - just to cover the eventuality that no-one else sends you one! "
bloody nora... even I normally get the one... although I am sure he/she would have been committed to an institution by now.... |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I am old school in that in ny time if you received or sent a valentine card the person had little clue as to who it was frim nowadays sadly its ruined as folk expect one from the other half.
Plus i am a skinflint "
No cost for Fab Valentines (other than a minute of your time to compose your message and send it winging through cyberspace to my box (fnar, fnar)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am old school in that in ny time if you received or sent a valentine card the person had little clue as to who it was frim nowadays sadly its ruined as folk expect one from the other half.
Plus i am a skinflint
No cost for Fab Valentines (other than a minute of your time to compose your message and send it winging through cyberspace to my box (fnar, fnar)) "
Whats the prize for best one |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I am old school in that in ny time if you received or sent a valentine card the person had little clue as to who it was frim nowadays sadly its ruined as folk expect one from the other half.
Plus i am a skinflint
No cost for Fab Valentines (other than a minute of your time to compose your message and send it winging through cyberspace to my box (fnar, fnar))
Whats the prize for best one "
No prize other than the joy of knowing you'll have put a smile on the face of a lady/gentleman on Valentine's Day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on guys and gals...still waaiting for your funny valentines "
maybe we are a bunch of serious romantics.. wonder how many dates or play dates youll create caz xx |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Come on guys and gals...still waaiting for your funny valentines
maybe we are a bunch of serious romantics.. wonder how many dates or play dates youll create caz xx"
I may have to change my name to CupidCaz
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Come on guys and girls, last chance to get your Valentines in...not many couples sending love notes to each other thus far so husbands get your romantic head on and start composing and wives tell your other halves how much they mean to you...
Happy Valentine's Day Evening! |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I've had a quick look...there's a few folk got 3 but it seems I am the only one to have received 4 so far (fairly sure they're purely sympathy Valentines though, and I did ask for at least one!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on guys and girls, last chance to get your Valentines in...not many couples sending love notes to each other thus far so husbands get your romantic head on and start composing and wives tell your other halves how much they mean to you...
Happy Valentine's Day Evening!"
What is the deadline? |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Come on guys and girls, last chance to get your Valentines in...not many couples sending love notes to each other thus far so husbands get your romantic head on and start composing and wives tell your other halves how much they mean to you...
Happy Valentine's Day Evening!
What is the deadline? "
I'm away shopping tomorrow so plenty of time to get them into me as I probably won't start posting them until late afternoon/early evening xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on guys and girls, last chance to get your Valentines in...not many couples sending love notes to each other thus far so husbands get your romantic head on and start composing and wives tell your other halves how much they mean to you...
Happy Valentine's Day Evening!
What is the deadline?
I'm away shopping tomorrow so plenty of time to get them into me as I probably won't start posting them until late afternoon/early evening xxx"
Thanks xxx |
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