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Believers in a heaven

By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

So when you were a child, being told there was , “loved one watching over you” was comforting. However, as an adult, I’m wondering if my grandparents are watching me eat pussy from the back or is there a privacy setting I should know about?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Your grandad is dribbling over your shoulder playing with himself but it's ok because you can't see him

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By *LheadMan over a year ago

Chester

"So when you were a child, being told there was , “loved one watching over you” was comforting. However, as an adult, I’m wondering if my grandparents are watching me eat pussy from the back or is there a privacy setting I should know about?

I've reliably been told Heaven is run pretty much the same way as China, human naked activities are sensored but stored on your personal record.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I always thought how do this work.

So my loved ones are waiting for me in heaven? That sounds horrendous. I had two gf in the same flat for a month it descended into hell.

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"I always thought how do this work.

So my loved ones are waiting for me in heaven? That sounds horrendous. I had two gf in the same flat for a month it descended into hell."

My god i hope ex’s arnt waiting in heaven

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By *LheadMan over a year ago

Chester

"I always thought how do this work.

So my loved ones are waiting for me in heaven? That sounds horrendous. I had two gf in the same flat for a month it descended into hell."

All on your personal record

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

If my grandparents were looking over me, then in my 20s onwards heaven would have turned into purgatory seeing what their darling grandson was getting up to...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I romanticise loosely with the norse pagen belief that our loved ones are waiting for us, eating ane drinking with their ancestors.

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By *hGlobbitsMan over a year ago

Leeds

I remember my nan telling me she'd always be with me, watching over me. Teenage OhGlobbits hesitantly asked "What, *all* the time...?", wondering if he might have to get some extra wanking in to tide him over before she expired.

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By *oastal1968Man over a year ago

London

They all disowned me from their big fluffy cloud a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP - you summed it up I your opening. Heaven is a construct invented to avoid upsetting people. The truth that we are organic beings with a finite tenure is hard to comprehend and upsetting. Oddly most of us (bar those who believe in reincarnation) accept that we didn't exit before we were conceived. Is it so hard to understand we don't exist once we are dead?

Life is short. Enjoy it.

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"OP - you summed it up I your opening. Heaven is a construct invented to avoid upsetting people. The truth that we are organic beings with a finite tenure is hard to comprehend and upsetting. Oddly most of us (bar those who believe in reincarnation) accept that we didn't exit before we were conceived. Is it so hard to understand we don't exist once we are dead?

Life is short. Enjoy it."

I used to believe in reincarnation but that was in my last life I’m not so sure now

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