Morning all
So I've had to go out and buy a new phone , I won't go into what happened to the old phone as it's mildly embarrassing...
Anyway being a single male getting about as much attention as a single male on fab ..
I want to do some more photos which maybe appeal...
Yes. Unfortunately there will probably be a dick pick but I want something more original than the usual deodorant can ,remote or Aubergine emoji..
So what are your funniest suggestions?? |
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We think you all posted this on purpose so we could all get the Goss (I also motion lube and A + E)
In answer to your question
Standing sideways as you've just got out the shower in black and white or sepia shading seems to be a popular choice for some |
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today  "
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!! |
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!! "
Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated |
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!
Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated "
She said hand warmers work better |
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"Morning all
So I've had to go out and buy a new phone , I won't go into what happened to the old phone as it's mildly embarrassing...
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You had just got out of the shower, slipped on the wet floor, and the was accidentally sat on. You tried to dislodge it with a carrot... But you lost grip on the carrot because your fingers were wet. The donkey... Well that's just logical. Donkeys like carrots, right? |
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!
Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated
She said hand warmers work better "
Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!
Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated
She said hand warmers work better
Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way "
maybe Phone was Vibrating in a unusual place lol , Go easy on OP phones are hard to give up |
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!
Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated
She said hand warmers work better
Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way "
You always take it one step too far  |
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What happened to the phone.
Photo wise suited pics, teasing pics like unzipped jeans showing just a hint, hard in boxers is much better than a cock pic, soapy shower, black and white full body.
But still the phone....
Mrs |
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"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract
No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today
Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!
Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated
She said hand warmers work better
Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way
You always take it one step too far "
Two far would be using two fingers... |
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