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over a year ago
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this  "
Food is there to be enjoyed, you do you x |
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this "
I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!!
Never get between me and my food….. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"A Big Mac
Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..
I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…
You’re not doing it right then "
If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection! |
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"A Big Mac
Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..
I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…
You’re not doing it right then
If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!"
I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!! |
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet? 
Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.
That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.
A"
Shit yeah…. Only the crumbliest flake I eat chocolate as she walked through a corn field in a white floaty dress |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A Big Mac
Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..
I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…
You’re not doing it right then
If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!
I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!"
You down for this Mrs Shiv? |
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"A Big Mac
Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..
I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…
You’re not doing it right then
If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!
I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!
You down for this Mrs Shiv?"
If she says yes it’s pay per view surly…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?
Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.
That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.
A"
I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Big Mac
Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..
I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…
You’re not doing it right then
If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!
I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!
You down for this Mrs Shiv?"
Are you paying? |
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this
I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!!
Never get between me and my food….. "
When people say...no ones taking it away, or, you ll get indigestion.... erm yeah OK...scoff scoff continues  |
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?
Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.
That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.
A
I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage "
. Happy to help with that  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?
Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.
That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.
A
I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage "
And that's why I like flakes........ 
They make for handy mid-shag energy boosting snacks and it's fun hunting down the crumbs.
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A Big Mac
Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..
I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…
You’re not doing it right then
If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!
I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!
You down for this Mrs Shiv?
Are you paying?"
For the Big Mac? I'm sure I could find what I need in the COINPURSE |
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this
I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!!
Never get between me and my food…..
When people say...no ones taking it away, or, you ll get indigestion.... erm yeah OK...scoff scoff continues "
Just in case! |
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