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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Seagulls near an Aldi store in a place called Inverness which is actually in Scotland are swooping and stealing from shoppers as they load their shopping into cars in the Aldi car park. Some shoppers are even relocating to Tesco to avoid these bullying creatures. Is it time to treat these buggers to a taste of their own medicine. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news. Any Inverness Scots know more ? |
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over a year ago
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"Some shoppers are even relocating to Tesco to avoid these bullying creatures.
Why would anyone leave their homes to move into a tesco store because of seagulls at an aldi store? "
Sorry, but I genuinely can't stop laughing at these sentences  omgggggggggggg |
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"My seagulls are very well behaved they wait out front for their breakfast x
They're Russian spies  "
Hmm they do tend to spy on me! They gather on the roof when I cycle home! Then wait patiently whilst I walk the dog! They know it's brekkie time straight afta! X |
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"Seagulls near an Aldi store in a place called Inverness which is actually in Scotland are swooping and stealing from shoppers as they load their shopping into cars in the Aldi car park. Some shoppers are even relocating to Tesco to avoid these bullying creatures. Is it time to treat these buggers to a taste of their own medicine. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news. Any Inverness Scots know more ?"
What are we going to steal off them then Tom ??
Half a Sardine |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Has anyone from Inverness, experienced this in their home town. It seems that there is a new breed of aggressive seagull in the town. Are Scots more aggressive generally and the seagulls learning this behaviour. Time to cull these burgers before it's too late |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone from Inverness, experienced this in their home town. It seems that there is a new breed of aggressive seagull in the town. Are Scots more aggressive generally and the seagulls learning this behaviour. Time to cull these burgers before it's too late "
Oh wheesht lol seagulls everywhere are aggressive. The scrawny sods think they are so gallus swooping and stealing food....and dogs!
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away "
Surely you jest ..
Was it a Yorkshire Terrier? |
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"Are Scots more aggressive generally and the seagulls learning this behaviour. Time to cull these burgers before it's too late "
If the seagulls are learning aggression from the Scots then may I suggest sending the Scots to anger management rather than just culling them all? Sounds a bit genocidey to me as a solution... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away "
I know! Theres a comical side but in reality its frightening. I came straight in and googled the best way to kill em but apparently that's illegal.  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
They need to pass a law and quickly....
They are fine on a cliff in remote areas but not in sleepy market towns like Inverness. The trouble is that even if we eradicate these evil buggers we will then have these rewilding morons to deal with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away "
You need a bigger dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They need to pass a law and quickly....
They are fine on a cliff in remote areas but not in sleepy market towns like Inverness. The trouble is that even if we eradicate these evil buggers we will then have these rewilding morons to deal with "
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/aggressive-seagull-terrorises-community-dive-30370423
Have to admit, I laughed when they described residents avoiding attack by using ninja moves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away
You need a bigger dog"
It was a staffy |
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"They need to pass a law and quickly....
They are fine on a cliff in remote areas but not in sleepy market towns like Inverness. The trouble is that even if we eradicate these evil buggers we will then have these rewilding morons to deal with "
I'm confused, are you still talking about the aggressive Scots that are teaching the seagulls bad habits or the actual seagulls now? |
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"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away
Surely you jest ..
Was it a Yorkshire Terrier?"
No I'm been serious...I think it was a yorkshire terrier...not 100% on that though...but defo' did happen...that poor dog and the owners  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Has anyone from Inverness, experienced this in their home town. It seems that there is a new breed of aggressive seagull in the town. Are Scots more aggressive generally and the seagulls learning this behaviour. Time to cull these burgers before it's too late "
It's really annoying when burgers get aggressive. |
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"Some shoppers are even relocating to Tesco to avoid these bullying creatures.
Why would anyone leave their homes to move into a tesco store because of seagulls at an aldi store? "
Better build quality, Tesco have upgraded all their shop rooves after someone from the design and upgrades team saw a rerun of Hitchcock's classic film 'The Birds'.. |
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"Some shoppers are even relocating to Tesco to avoid these bullying creatures.
Why would anyone leave their homes to move into a tesco store because of seagulls at an aldi store?
Better build quality, Tesco have upgraded all their shop rooves after someone from the design and upgrades team saw a rerun of Hitchcock's classic film 'The Birds'.."
Hmmm, sounds a bit far fetched, but as it's a confident sounding answer from someone I don't know and it's on the Internet it must be legit!  |
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"Some shoppers are even relocating to Tesco to avoid these bullying creatures.
Why would anyone leave their homes to move into a tesco store because of seagulls at an aldi store?
Better build quality, Tesco have upgraded all their shop rooves after someone from the design and upgrades team saw a rerun of Hitchcock's classic film 'The Birds'..
Hmmm, sounds a bit far fetched, but as it's a confident sounding answer from someone I don't know and it's on the Internet it must be legit! "
Sorted..   |
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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago
taunton |
We only got our selves to blame for a lot of the seagull bother, I see folks throwing them food all the time and leaving plenty of food in bins for them to get at and they don't appear to have much in the way of natural predators to get them, its quite surprising the dreaded bird flu has not got them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've had this twice!
Once in Looe stole my Chelsea bun out of my hand!
Then just recently coming out of Aldi in Bridgend stole Sam's banana as she was eating it!"
Oh you've made his night now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've had this twice!
Once in Looe stole my Chelsea bun out of my hand!
Then just recently coming out of Aldi in Bridgend stole Sam's banana as she was eating it!"
omggggggggg
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"They need to pass a law and quickly....
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That should stop em Tom
Have we determined if these buggers are vicious and poisonous yet?
You wait until you see that documentary with the witch and her flying monkeys |
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"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away
I know! Theres a comical side but in reality its frightening. I came straight in and googled the best way to kill em but apparently that's illegal. "
Apparently seagulls suffer quite badly with suicidal thoughts - so it you left a loaded air rifle outside in the garden theres a good chance that one would shoot itself - so when your garden is littered with 100’s if dead seagulls - just tell the police it looks like a mass suicide event. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One attacked my wee dog. Was actually terrifying
There was a case the other year of a small dog been snatched out of the garden by a seagull and taken away
I know! Theres a comical side but in reality its frightening. I came straight in and googled the best way to kill em but apparently that's illegal.
Apparently seagulls suffer quite badly with suicidal thoughts - so it you left a loaded air rifle outside in the garden theres a good chance that one would shoot itself - so when your garden is littered with 100’s if dead seagulls - just tell the police it looks like a mass suicide event. "
Knew I could rely on you for a solution |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just for your awareness people....
I've just encountered 4 deadly seagulls, 3 had cam cream on and 1 seemed to have battle scars on his/her face.
I kept my distance, but I couldn't but help notice some ravaged Lidl bags nearby, along with what appeared to be a scalp
Godspeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for your awareness people....
I've just encountered 4 deadly seagulls, 3 had cam cream on and 1 seemed to have battle scars on his/her face.
I kept my distance, but I couldn't but help notice some ravaged Lidl bags nearby, along with what appeared to be a scalp
Godspeed."
Cam cream |
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