FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Advice to a new forum user

Advice to a new forum user

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

One per person please.

(That’s not my advice)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t use them your offended someone at some point and alienate everyone

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Sharing is caring.

Except for Lampposts.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Run.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whatever you write put the emoji at the end and you'll be grand

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Don't tell Pickle anything in confidence.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Bring a tin hat and a sense of humour.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything I say will seem 50x more interesting in retrospect.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yes. Trusting me would be stupid.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Reply+quote so we know who you’re talking to

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Persistence is needed

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world

Be persistent. You may still cry because you get no replies but it'll be fun

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ertslady1984Woman  over a year ago

Herts

Try and offend as many as you can lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When the fun stops, stop!

Mrs TMN x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Be persistent. You may still cry because you get no replies but it'll be fun "

I see you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Try and offend as many as you can lol "
they’re all snowflakes in here anyway

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When the fun stops, stop!

Mrs TMN x"

Im addicted To you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry second one

Don't take it to heart when someone posts the same as you and gets more reaction lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Persistence is needed ^

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world


"Sorry second one

Don't take it to heart when someone posts the same as you and gets more reaction lol"

Hey, we were post twins, no shame in that. I just put a little more cuntery in mine. Well done on the persistence though, gotta practice what we preach

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oxy jWoman  over a year ago

somerset

forums 1% of the site even less of the scene yet so many feel they hold the golden rule book .... my advice would be they dont so dont listen

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Vote Lacey for more tit pics.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *LiamMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Prepare to be ignored.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends.

Is the new user a man, a woman, a couple or a tv/ts?

The advice would vary greatly for each of them.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Prepare to be ignored."

We don’t ignore. We just only reply to other clique members

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Depends.

Is the new user a man, a woman, a couple or a tv/ts?

The advice would vary greatly for each of them. "

I think my aim is that there’s advice for anyone

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vote Lacey for more tit pics. "

Lacey you’re so pretty. Really gutted that you’re over 30 now.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Vote Lacey for more tit pics.

Lacey you’re so pretty. Really gutted that you’re over 30 now. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/07/23 22:53:55]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Don’t worry about anybody else just be yourself

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't get offended if your posts get missed. Don't take it too seriously and in the words of the mighty Bill & Ted "Be excellent to each other"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The forums are an echo chamber. What's said here and the advice given probably means sweet fuck all to the majority of the site despite some acting holier than though about their practices on a fucking sex site of all places. That's right, I said sex site!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *LiamMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Be careful of the telegram swappers

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Take it with a pinch of salt.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Vote Lacey for more tit pics.

Lacey you’re so pretty. Really gutted that you’re over 30 now. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

Every now and then, things will go completely batshit crazy. Don't be alarmed.

The naughty step is a rite of passage.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't do it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Don’t be a cunt

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every now and then, things will go completely batshit crazy. Don't be alarmed.

The naughty step is a rite of passage."

Ok bad boy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't believe the hype

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't believe the hype"

I love that song.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Ring WraithMan  over a year ago

Bradford

hunt the snark and put the doormouse in the teapot as you fall down the rabbit hole and impale your ass on the red queens sceptre.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t be a cunt "

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don't believe the hype

I love that song. "

So here it is again… another def jam

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley

Never eat yellow snow

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom. "

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ertslady1984Woman  over a year ago

Herts


"Try and offend as many as you can lol they’re all snowflakes in here anyway"

No sense of humour

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley


"Don't believe the hype

I love that song.

So here it is again… another def jam "

Strawberry jam is even better

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much "

I love your music taste

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste "

I’m actually Aretha in disguise

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *reative-mindMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Just be yourself, if that doesn't work be someone else.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you get ignored thing about why you might have been ignored perhaps you've gone about it in the wrong way couples don't tend to be rude unless you give them reason to be

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste

I’m actually Aretha in disguise "

Oh yeah? Voice note proof?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The forum is not a chatroom.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ympho6969Woman  over a year ago

glasgow

People can search your username in forums so don't act one way on here and another in messages. It's easy to find out

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste

I’m actually Aretha in disguise

Oh yeah? Voice note proof? "

I recorded it just for you…

https://youtu.be/8jCFzreP1ng

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Sometimes you will see a post and under the posters name will be written Forum Mod.

Whenever you see this you have two minutes to send the poster as many dick pics as you can, failure to do so will result in a forum ban.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

If you're not blocked by at least 5 people by the end of your first week you haven't been entertaining enough

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Don't bother replying to threads that are "... the profile above" because by the time you've answered at least 5 more will have posted before you get your post in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Learn about the green arrow fast!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Learn about the green arrow fast!"
explain the green arrow?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the new user is a girl ?…. Call me.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

[Removed by poster at 09/07/23 11:50:29]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

You can’t edit your posts so write wisely, otherwise delete.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/07/23 11:50:29]"

Well this is nicely played Dee

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Honesty and integrity are crucial.

.

.

Once you have learned to fake them you've got it cracked!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ympho6969Woman  over a year ago

glasgow


"Learn about the green arrow fast! explain the green arrow?"

Click on the green arrow beside someone's comment in the forum and it will show all threads they post to

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honesty and integrity are crucial.

.

.

Once you have learned to fake them you've got it cracked! "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Learn about the green arrow fast! explain the green arrow?

Click on the green arrow beside someone's comment in the forum and it will show all threads they post to"

hope the newbies find it useful

I have found it useful in my years

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

[Removed by poster at 09/07/23 12:50:59]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Don't give a fuck, you'll never meet 99 per cent of these ppl so why give a fuck what the think.......have fun now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t be a cunt "

To late

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aGaGagging for itCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It can be a tough gig.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Don’t be a cunt

To late "

Chase the women around and talk about kebabs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"One per person please.

(That’s not my advice) "

Expect nothing

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t be a cunt

To late

Chase the women around and talk about kebabs "

It's works occasionally

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Avidly scribbling notes....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world


"It can be a tough gag."

Ask them to take it slow and at your pace.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep the same profile picture, so it's easier for me to recall who you are.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please."

I love reading posts and thinking….is that directed at me?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny


"Sorry second one

Don't take it to heart when someone posts the same as you and gets more reaction lol"

Now he tells me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny


"Never eat yellow snow"

Try to be original

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

What would Steve do?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please."

Though if you want to be noticed do a "nobody notices me so i guess I'll just leave/sit in the corner" post. Watch those compliments come rolling in..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

Though if you want to be noticed do a "nobody notices me so i guess I'll just leave/sit in the corner" post. Watch those compliments come rolling in.."

Or say you’re leaving

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please."

I’m not drowning in sex but I know I’m pretty.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

I’m not drowning in sex but I know I’m pretty. "

Yes you are cupcake, the prettiest on the forums

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

Though if you want to be noticed do a "nobody notices me so i guess I'll just leave/sit in the corner" post. Watch those compliments come rolling in.."

Until they then forget who you are again. And so the cycle continues

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Failure is the best teacher... Also so is succeeding. But definitely failure

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 09/07/23 14:37:59]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

If you’re going to cry, can you please stand in the corner. Over there where nobody can hear or see you.

Thank I’m advance

The mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ezebel100Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Prepare to be ignored.

We don’t ignore. We just only reply to other clique members "

So true

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You only get what you give.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley


"Never eat yellow snow

Try to be original "

Or don't care what others think about what you've posted...and post whatever you like in this free world of ours

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bump.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"One per person please.

(That’s not my advice) "

close your account here and go to your local Mcdonalds and be nice to the girls at the counter

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always. "

Hash browns and this would have more credibility.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

Don't bother, no one listens.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always.

Hash browns and this would have more credibility. "

Jesus Meli don't steal my thunder

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always.

Hash browns and this would have more credibility. "

I do not approve of this message

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ympho6969Woman  over a year ago

glasgow

Rejection or avoidance is not attention seeking behaviour for you to try harder and win them over. Accept it and move on. No woman will willingly meet a man who can't accept a no in a message.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Be true to yourself. Tell your truth and don't bend to peer pressure.

Everyone here is a stranger and the worst that can happen is that some of the fragile types may not agree with you and block you.

You wouldn't like them anyway but you'd definitely hate yourself if you sacrificed your mores and norms for a little acceptance.

Also,

Have a good torso pic

Have a good face pic

Always at the ladies

Don't ask for advice...maybe should have put that first

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t be a dick to someone to ingratiate yourself with strangers on the internet you’ll probably never meet.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

Have a wank, it's less reading.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.1250

0