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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle?  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "
Sorry I treat your vagina like a wishing well. It brings me all the good stuff. |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "
That's amazing. Were you role playing a sexy slot machine scene and forgot one at scenes end? |
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"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "
I’ve had the same - when performing as a stripper it’s nice to get tenners or twenties but small change is insulting  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"...So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late?
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The fact that you actually wear knickers.  "
Time of the month darling. Otherwise I love to feel the wind in my flaps, and be instantly ready in case I bump into a horny intellectual x |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Found 6 pound coins in the rubber seals off my washing machines this morning they were all tarnished god knows how long they been in there opps  "
At least you're in profit, and for a hell of a lot more than me |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.  "
My husband stole one too. But he doesn't have the excuse of losing it down his cleavage |
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I got fed up using a tiny purse I bought about 18 months ago. Got my big purse out to use and WOW £25.00 inside !
Told my friend like an excited child and he couldn't have been less interested. I thought it was great ! |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle?
I’ve had the same - when performing as a stripper it’s nice to get tenners or twenties but small change is insulting "
Reminds me of that old joke.
I made £20.20 last night.
That's awful, who gave you 20p?
All of them |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I've heard the phrase 'who put 50p in the dickhead?' many a time, but never 'who put the penny in the vag?'..... 
Is this a regional thing us soft southerners don't know about?
Maybe you have a dysfunctional tooth fairy in the neighbourhood who hasn't mastered the job yet and was meant to leave it for a nearby crotch goblin in payment for an incisor? 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.
My husband stole one too. But he doesn't have the excuse of losing it down his cleavage "
Oh your husband came back! I had visions of him stranded in the gay village, trying to work out how to get home today. |
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"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "
Brings a whole new meaning to spending a penny  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I got fed up using a tiny purse I bought about 18 months ago. Got my big purse out to use and WOW £25.00 inside !
Told my friend like an excited child and he couldn't have been less interested. I thought it was great !"
My uncle puts something very similar on Facebook twice a year when he changes from his winter to summer coat and back again. I don't think it's ever been that much money though. He'd probably explode with happiness  |
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"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
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What do you expect when you go to spend a penny? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.
My husband stole one too. But he doesn't have the excuse of losing it down his cleavage
Oh your husband came back! I had visions of him stranded in the gay village, trying to work out how to get home today. "
Considering how sexy he is, he could have just fluttered his eyelashes and got a lift  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.
What do you expect when you go to spend a penny?"
For it not to fall on the floor! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.
Where was the padlock from?"
Chastity belt, obvs.... 
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.
Where was the padlock from?
Chastity belt, obvs....
A"
I had tried my key, but it wasn't to be |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.
Where was the padlock from?
Chastity belt, obvs....
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I had tried my key, but it wasn't to be "
Yep. Mine didn't work either. Pretty sure it was all fixed....
Surprise surprise Fox's worked though.
Sexism. Unadulterated sexism.
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