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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all. I think you come under the 'hot' category | |||
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"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg It's always six packs they want" Depends what kinda beer? | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all. I think you come under the 'hot' category" Wouldn't be able to RESIST slapping it even. Sorry my coffee hasn't hit yet. | |||
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"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones." Those guys are just weird. | |||
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"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg It's always six packs they want Depends what kinda beer?" It's a vile tasting American knock off | |||
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"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones. Those guys are just weird. " Yes we are | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all. I think you come under the 'hot' category Wouldn't be able to RESIST slapping it even. Sorry my coffee hasn't hit yet." Shalp it baby! To be fair brucey, you think anyone that's female and has a pulse is hot. And I've told you before, you have questionable taste!! | |||
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"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones." Oh hello | |||
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"No beards " Well tough, I don't shave for anyone. | |||
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"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want" Yeah.... personality  | |||
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"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want Yeah.... personality "Just the one? I'm screwed then  | |||
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"Apologies… I’m just a guy but I’d really like some hash brown. " Finish your crumpet first. | |||
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"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want" Vag | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " Very good point, i am a memberof the very average lady club ?? | |||
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"No beards Well tough, I don't shave for anyone. " I was saying women who put no beards means it counts me out as I've got one and I do like a merkin | |||
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"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones. Oh hello " Ah ha, but a dormer too. I shall put Wonko in touch with you, he is partial to living life dangerously (known to travel from Scotland to the mean streets of Croydon in order to experience the rough side of life) | |||
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"I never ·ask· for a body type, therefore that label never figures in my thoughts." Me too. Sexy and awesome can come in any shape, but being a certain shape doesn’t guarantee it either  | |||
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But I get lots of invites from men. ( I wish I could make time to get to them all ! )
This reinforces what you say, indeed it totally and indefatigably proves your point, beyond doubt.
There is no need for the jury to retire!
You win and I think you should be granted something very average as a prize | |||
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"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones. Oh hello Ah ha, but a dormer too. I shall put Wonko in touch with you, he is partial to living life dangerously (known to travel from Scotland to the mean streets of Croydon in order to experience the rough side of life)" Lol  | |||
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"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones. Oh hello Ah ha, but a dormer too. I shall put Wonko in touch with you, he is partial to living life dangerously (known to travel from Scotland to the mean streets of Croydon in order to experience the rough side of life)" *** ffs DOM not dormer! | |||
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"I love all women admire the body but for me its the mind I'm intersted in first because if you don't connect with mind you ain't getting near the body ." The mind of course. Must remember to look up.  | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! I guess people like the extremes similar when you see a big cock or small cock post, average isn't mentioned as much as either. Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " True story... Bang your saucepans at 8pm for the average | |||
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"I agree op. I am not your average woman, far from it !
But I get lots of invites from men. ( I wish I could make time to get to them all ! )
This reinforces what you say, indeed it totally and indefatigably proves your point, beyond doubt.
There is no need for the jury to retire!
You win and I think you should be granted something very average as a prize "Kudos for squeezing in the word indefatigable | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " I'm more than satisfied with being average! Ketchup with my hash brown, please! | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " It’s not right to put anything with a pulse though is it ?? | |||
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Which means I’m comparison, the less than average are really actually ’okay’. And the hot ones are just unbelievably smoking hot!!!!
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"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin. I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum. And collapse into bed together. I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon "Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy. So I apologise for this…. Some people really need to get a life | |||
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"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin. I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum. And collapse into bed together. I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon
Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.
So I apologise for this….
Some people really need to get a life "  tragic! | |||
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"I love all women admire the body but for me its the mind I'm intersted in first because if you don't connect with mind you ain't getting near the body . The mind of course. Must remember to look up. "Obviously it's all about the mind. Duh... | |||
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"Adding myself to the average club, seems we are unwanted
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"All I want is an average woman for am average man "I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free? | |||
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"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? " I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality. But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. | |||
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"Did someone mention hash browns?!
Jo.Xx "I have loads!!! | |||
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"All I want is an average woman for am average man
I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?"My penis is below average | |||
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"All I want is an average woman for am average man
I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?
My penis is below average "So is my vagina. It's meant to be. | |||
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then? "MacDonalds? All this talk of hash browns is making me hungry, and they do iced lattes. | |||
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"I prefer average if I’m honest. But, truthfully, what you’re saying and thinking is more important to me than what you look like. In the nicest way though: OP, you are hardly ‘average’ so why they question?" Yep, average changes over decades (roughly). It's now a size 16. | |||
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"All I want is an average woman for am average man
I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?
My penis is below average
So is my vagina.
It's meant to be.
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " Haven't read the thread as lazy and on back drugs, but, essentially, pandering innit. "Average" isn't necessarily marginalised in the same way as other body types as being, unattractive, therefore, the requirement to throw and celebrate the overtures is less? It's like Short Kings, we call them that to celebrate the disparity with tall people, against the perceived negativity. But where is our snazzy name? Don't need one do we? Like the average celebration thread. | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all. I think you come under the 'hot' category Wouldn't be able to RESIST slapping it even. Sorry my coffee hasn't hit yet. Shalp it baby! To be fair brucey, you think anyone that's female and has a pulse is hot. And I've told you before, you have questionable taste!! " But I fancy you so make of that what you will | |||
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"I am on a mission to find the most average woman there is. My fantasy is that we sit on a modest couch, with complimentary cushions, watching Netflix, well kind of, because we aren't that into it. And we have conversations like: 'fancy a brew?' 'naa best not, not long had one?' 'yeah your probably right.' 'oh go on then and get the jammy dodgers.' Need to stop there getting a bit carried away with myself. "Not my proudest wank, but......... A | |||
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"Did someone mention hash browns?!
Jo.Xx
I have loads!!!"I'm hungry and have none, care to share?! I'm just an average Jo who needs hash browns.
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?
MacDonalds? All this talk of hash browns is making me hungry, and they do iced lattes. " I actually really fancy some hash browns but I'm going to get my nails sorted and don't think they'll appreciate greasy mitts to work on.
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then? "You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on? Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful. | |||
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then? ""special" | |||
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"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality. But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. " If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average  | |||
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"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality. But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average "Surely I’ve annoyed you enough already Mrs Rackoshaw?? | |||
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"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality. But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average "I’ve never been so pleased to be annoying | |||
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"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality. But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average
Surely I’ve annoyed you enough already Mrs Rackoshaw??"You certainly have Mr Fruity. But my boobs are only average, and not big enough to reach you Uptown | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " Someone grab this female and give her a shake!! Op, you are NOT average, you look lovely. Is there even such a thing as an average woman? Females ooze sex appeal, remember that beauty is in the eye of the person with the eyeballs and all that | |||
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"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin. I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum. And collapse into bed together. I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon
Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.
So I apologise for this….
Some people really need to get a life
tragic!"I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again | |||
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"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality. But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average
I’ve never been so pleased to be annoying "I fear there's now going to be a thread of men describing just how annoying they are  | |||
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"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want Vag" Once the vag is conquered , you’ll need personality to get them back in your bed  | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. Someone grab this female and give her a shake!! Op, you are NOT average, you look lovely. Is there even such a thing as an average woman? Females ooze sex appeal, remember that beauty is in the eye of the person with the eyeballs and all that "You're just proving my point, do I have a point?? | |||
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"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want Vag Once the vag is conquered , you’ll need personality to get them back in your bed "Conquering the vag... Has a ring to it. Good book title (ok podcast for the kids) | |||
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"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin. I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum. And collapse into bed together. I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon
Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.
So I apologise for this….
Some people really need to get a life
tragic!
I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again "Just a thought though... Anyone want to referred to as stick thin? | |||
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?
You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?
Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful."You don't swear Adam! No, you're right. They're rather lazy - can be beneficial sometimes but not always. Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again ). | |||
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"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin. I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum. And collapse into bed together. I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon
Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.
So I apologise for this….
Some people really need to get a life
tragic!
I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again
Just a thought though... Anyone want to referred to as stick thin? "Probably not…. But it was my choice of words and it wasn’t meant to be offensive. Are you offended for them? Do I need to apprise to you directly? | |||
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" Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again )."I am here for your violence as well has hash browns.  | |||
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"Average woman here for hash browns!
J"The hash browns obviously has a powerful appeal. More even than cake? We could be witnessing a significant paradigm shift here | |||
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"Average woman here for hash browns!
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The hash browns obviously has a powerful appeal. More even than cake?
We could be witnessing a significant paradigm shift here "I'd take both right now. Fed to me by a naked average woman please | |||
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?
You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?
Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful.
You don't swear Adam! No, you're right. They're rather lazy - can be beneficial sometimes but not always. Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again )."Simps. I like this word | |||
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"Do average looking, fat women count? " You play bass as well! Well hellooooo! | |||
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"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?
You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?
Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful.
You don't swear Adam! No, you're right. They're rather lazy - can be beneficial sometimes but not always. Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again ).
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"Average woman here with a large side order of hash browns! And possibly a strawberry thick shake to wash them down! "You had me at hash browns | |||
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" Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again ).
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"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin. I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum. And collapse into bed together. I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon
Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.
So I apologise for this….
Some people really need to get a life
tragic!
I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again
Just a thought though... Anyone want to referred to as stick thin?
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"Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim . "The definition of average really not being average x | |||
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"Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim . "You mentioned dad jokes and cat pics on your profile! yes please!  | |||
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"Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim . "People can just be hot. You're one of them. | |||
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"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg It's always six packs they want" Cough cough… think you will find there are plenty of women who love a keg .. gym bodied six packs do sod all for me what so ever .. and I can’t be the only one. As my profile states, big, burly and bearded are what I like | |||
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"Good for you Lillith. "I feel like you're being sarcastic but I'm down with the youth enough to understand. | |||
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"I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me" Dowdy wife...I can see this catching on. | |||
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"Good for you Lillith.
I feel like you're being sarcastic but I'm down with the youth enough to understand. "Lilith which women would you at least kiss here? Irrelevant but pretty important for me to know | |||
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"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg It's always six packs they want Cough cough… think you will find there are plenty of women who love a keg .. gym bodied six packs do sod all for me what so ever .. and I can’t be the only one. As my profile states, big, burly and bearded are what I like " Well that's me told | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " I am an average guy who likes "average" women, But what is average? I would never call the woman I am with average as it would sound like an insult! all woman are lovely, some in different ways then others and I would like to think there is something special in every woman I have fun with. | |||
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"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg It's always six packs they want Cough cough… think you will find there are plenty of women who love a keg .. gym bodied six packs do sod all for me what so ever .. and I can’t be the only one. As my profile states, big, burly and bearded are what I like Well that's me told " Sorry if I had my teacher head on lol | |||
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"Good for you Lillith.
I feel like you're being sarcastic but I'm down with the youth enough to understand. " maybe
But you’re even more sarcastic than me. It’s how we show affection | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality " Shocking | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality Shocking " Looks don’t matter | |||
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"Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments! "Eh? | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality Shocking Looks don’t matter" See, pickles, I do agree for some people it genuinely doesn't. I'm just genuinely shocked at the amount of these people on fab...it's amazing. Genuinely. | |||
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"Stop drinking wine Lilith" No | |||
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"Drink more rum Lilith "Tad early for rum | |||
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"Drink more rum Lilith
Tad early for rum
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality " The personality that says yes? | |||
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"Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments!
Eh?"Tell them what you think they want to hear. Just before the road forks off in 3 directions Left is incels, right is simps. Ahead is knowing and keeping your own preferences. Most men take a left or right. | |||
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"Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments!
Eh?
Tell them what you think they want to hear.
Just before the road forks off in 3 directions
Left is incels, right is simps. Ahead is knowing and keeping your own preferences.
Most men take a left or right. "You are a wise one | |||
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"I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time. Average is good, be more average "Be more average. I need this on a t-shirt. | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " I actually prefer average women but most I see on here are either classed as Curvy, BBW or Athletic | |||
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"I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time. Average is good, be more average
Be more average.
I need this on a t-shirt. "Just dm me your address and I'll drop it off (and F for the week) | |||
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"We're all average in some category of another. Never define yourself as average though." I'm only meaning physically. | |||
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"I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time. Average is good, be more average
Be more average.
I need this on a t-shirt. "#BMA... Its a winner | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality Shocking Looks don’t matter See, pickles, I do agree for some people it genuinely doesn't. I'm just genuinely shocked at the amount of these people on fab...it's amazing. Genuinely. " If I say looks don’t matter, more women might message me because they don’t need to worry about attraction. Duh | |||
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"Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram!" That's good though right? | |||
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"Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram!" Like being on the scoville scale between tabasco and ghost peppers | |||
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"Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram! That's good though right? " Not if you're an atheist and don't believe in the holy marriage 
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " No way you are average! Stunning | |||
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"I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me" Wow, better get Fab to add criteria, really sells it: "Natural dowdy wife" "Normal married missus" | |||
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"I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me Wow, better get Fab to add criteria, really sells it: "Natural dowdy wife" "Normal married missus" "Great personality | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality " I believe that translates from Dutch into English as follows: "I'd go for any type of woman as long as she is willing to sleep with me" | |||
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"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!? It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!). What if you don't fit into any of those categories! If u ain't slim, curvy, bbw what's left if you don't subscribe to any of those? Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. " | |||
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"I dont want average, I can get that on dating sites...I want the spectacular x" And you thought fab was the place for that? | |||
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"I dont want average, I can get that on dating sites...I want the spectacular x And you thought fab was the place for that? "It is for me so far | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality I believe that translates from Dutch into English as follows: "I'd go for any type of woman as long as she is willing to sleep with me" "Nailed it | |||
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"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality · I believe that translates from Dutch into English as follows: "I'd go for any type of woman as long as she is willing to sleep with me" "• "Willing" never cuts the mustard. It sounds half-hearted. I would like for a woman to be delighted to sleep with me. | |||
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"Mine says any height any colour just be comfortable in your own skin, guess that rules most of the population out, maybe I should change it to must have a resting heart rate of under 70, or maybe must have a heart rate, or a heart, I’m off " Damn, my resting heart rate can be double that | |||
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"Mine says any height any colour just be comfortable in your own skin, guess that rules most of the population out, maybe I should change it to must have a resting heart rate of under 70, or maybe must have a heart rate, or a heart, I’m off Damn, my resting heart rate can be double that "Is that when you open a cock pic message from me? | |||
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"Any average women about "Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special... shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it. | |||
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"Any average women about
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"Any average women about
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"Any average women about
Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...
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Well dam"Haha I've only just found these forums in new here and fuckin loving them ha | |||
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"Any average women about
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shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it. "I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya? Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass | |||
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"Any average women about
Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...
shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.
I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?
Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass"Always exceptions when it comes to people. It's just far more fun to stir the pot with sweeping generalisations to get the blood flowing. | |||
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"Any average women about
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I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?
Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass"But you'd still fuck em right? Tree and all | |||
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"your far from average but you need to check you age setting as it says 91 to 91 xxx" I'm well aware of my age settings thanks. | |||
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"Any average women about
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I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?
Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass
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