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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
I'm not sure if this is a true story but..
... when a large politician with great presence shouted across a hallway in the House of Commons to Neil Kinnock...
."Neil!"
Apparently a bunch of American tourists did just that on the spot.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nahh, I think I will stand thanks. Mind you, that big chair over there looks comfy. Maybe I'll just sit there and shout encouragement from afar.
Is there any cake?"
Only if you brought it |
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"I really, really hoped it was going to be about Fleabag and that fucked up but oh so erotic scene.
Oh well."
I know I should watch Fleabag. But I've been told I should so many times I seem to have developed a mental block on it. |
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Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.
And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".
Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.
And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".
Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles."
Of course you'd know about this.
I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more. |
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"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.
And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".
Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.
Of course you'd know about this.
I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more."
"Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?" Seems to go down quite well at the minute.
I'm terrible at sexy talk. But I'm working on expressing what I want a bit more  |
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"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.
And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".
Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.
Of course you'd know about this.
I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more."
Oh, I have zero sexy talk. And sadly don't have the appeal of Andrew Scott either. But now thinking that a threesome with him and PWB would be hard to beat... |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.
And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".
Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.
Of course you'd know about this.
I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more."
Have you tried "Fill 'er up, insert name, she's gagging for ya"? |
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Well that works as well
Ditto