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Things you will never hear a woman say...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll get this round in...  "
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That's not true! I say that all the time, as I cannot wait for others to drink up, so I get up and get the next round!!!
Cheaper that way too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shouldnt you be down the pub drinking with your buddies  "
i disagree, i used to always say that to my ex hubby... he's now my ex cuz he wouldnt fuck off lol |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"How about "mines a pint"  .
Ooooo hang on a min i might!!! 
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But mine IS a pint - ask Sharp Dressed Man, he'll tell you it's true! "
Well, I wouldn't call them pints as such, but they are certainly a very generous handful.
er...what was the question, again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about "mines a pint" .
Ooooo hang on a min i might!!!
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But mine IS a pint - ask Sharp Dressed Man, he'll tell you it's true!
Well, I wouldn't call them pints as such, but they are certainly a very generous handful.
er...what was the question, again? "
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At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turn off the eastenders Xmas special the Great escapes on...
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I don't watch soaps, and the Great Escapes is one of my favourite films! "
Ho Hum round yours for Xmas day it is then....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Its ok i don't mind a little snoring" "
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That's funny, as I have to warn any potential playmates about my snoring - my mates could hear me upstairs in the bedroom with the door closed when I slept downstairs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't watch soaps, and the Great Escapes is one of my favourite films!
Ho Hum round yours for Xmas day it is then....
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Nope, as I shall be spending it on my own with the pets, sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!
Good thing you didn't see the other thread!
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That's it, dinner is on you! "
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A Sub will do, unless you are feeling generous! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!
Good thing you didn't see the other thread!
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That's it, dinner is on you!
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A Sub will do, unless you are feeling generous! "
What would have happened if I wasn't complimentary about your culinary skills? Would I have to supply a Domme? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!
Good thing you didn't see the other thread!
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That's it, dinner is on you!
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A Sub will do, unless you are feeling generous!
What would have happened if I wasn't complimentary about your culinary skills? Would I have to supply a Domme? "
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Hmmmm, I'll get back to you on that one! |
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