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Do you class yourself as a sex expert?
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Well.....
I did write a book on sex.
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Actually it wasn't a book, more of a manual
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Errrrrrrm, more of a pamphlet.
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OK. It was a filthy message to a woman on here.
It never even got read.
Pfffft |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Who are these people claiming to be sexperts?
No, seriously, I'd love to know and experience sex at the hands of such aficionados. The forum threads I could start. The smutty posts. The potential. 
Please let me know as soon as convenient OP. |
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"Well.....
I did write a book on sex.
.
Actually it wasn't a book, more of a manual
.
Errrrrrrm, more of a pamphlet.
.
OK. It was a filthy message to a woman on here.
It never even got read.
Pfffft "
Love this lol x |
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"Lurking around fab and the forums nearly everyone claims to be a sex expert.
What do you bring to the table, what's your specialty?
Funny answers more than welcome.
Have a great day all.  "
I will bring cake abd pressco to the table |
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"Who are these people claiming to be sexperts?
No, seriously, I'd love to know and experience sex at the hands of such aficionados. The forum threads I could start. The smutty posts. The potential.
Please let me know as soon as convenient OP."
This thread is the bait, look around they won't be able to resist, then you can pounce.  |
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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago
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No Way !!! With having a very long Dry spell, I'm far from that maybe just above Learner stage, but that the saying goes, when you fall off a bike you have to get back on, but not sure how long that's going to be . . . . . . . Hope this doesn't put women looking at my Profile ,? |
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over a year ago
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"Lurking around fab and the forums nearly everyone claims to be a sex expert.
What do you bring to the table, what's your specialty?
Funny answers more than welcome.
Have a great day all. "
Do the opposite of what I do and you'll be fine |
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No expert but make enough porn to make it look like I am. Not exactly sure what an expert in sex is exactly. In theory, that could be someone in a normal relationship...having sex with the same person everyday but extremely good at it. Or fastest to make someone else cum?? I'm not sure |
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Maybe I am? Im good at putting my willy in all kinds of holes. I know bits about the clitosaurus thingy too, oh, and I know that woman get spots inside them, they grow into alphabet shapes apparently, I believe if you pop the right pimple in there a ton of liquid comes out of it!  |
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No, everyone's body is different I'd say I'm an expert with the Mr's cock especially oral but anyone else absolutely not, we have to learn what they like what feels good, new person new things to learn.
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