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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I was unbuttoning a shirt , then putting one arm in at a time , then doing the buttons back up.
She said ‘men are so so fucking dumb the way they get dressed’.
It’s a good point right ?
What else can we learn from them ? |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?"
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "
If that's your preference, wouldn't be mine. I'll give a try, if I remember. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Honestly we don't care how you put a shirt on .... it's how it comes off.
Slowly one button at a time.
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I wish more women practice what they preach, instead of thinking it’s Guiness book of records challenge to get naked in the least number of moves. See , 2 sexes can learn from each other  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "
Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?
Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts."
Meli.
This was a popular term back in the olden days to express something being a bit strange, or not cool.
It was a different time back then, its a generational thing. They can't help it.
Be kind. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is happening?!
The op opined that women have a better technique for putting on a shirt/blouse
Meli just looked over the top of her glasses at the op"
In a sexy secretary kinda way cause if not I don't think this is the thread for me? |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I was unbuttoning a shirt , then putting one arm in at a time , then doing the buttons back up.
She said ‘men are so so fucking dumb the way they get dressed’.
It’s a good point right ?
What else can we learn from them ?"
How to drive
How to bake
How to push babies out
How to procrastinate
How to look
How to suck
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Last time I checked I'm a woman, but I've never heard of this "womans'way" of putting a shirt on. Why would anyone wear a crumpled shirt just to save 20 seconds of doing buttons up? Seems a bit of a silly way to do it if you ask me  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "
Depends on how fitted the shirt is and how recently I've overindulged in food.
Not saying I've done it that way before and ended up with it stuck halfway.....but at least if you unbutton it all the way to put on you know much faster that that particular shirt needs to go back in the wardrobe for another day and to try something a little 'roomier'...... 
A |
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Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be 
Em x |
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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "
Looks and feels gay? Never heard of that one, and wouldn’t cross my mind. Unless you mean, happy?
And I never knew there was a man-woman thing in this.
The question, if you’re going to undo the buttons, why not before removing the shirt?
If it’s hanging with the buttons done up, on it goes like a sweater. If undone, arms first. |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?
Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts."
If it looks gay. And it feels gay. It's probably a bit gay. You should probably have a deep soul search at this point. |
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x"
Im not sure of the ‘right’ way to wear your watch…
Probably you best you leave it off.
While you’re at it, don’t bother with a shirt either |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
Im not sure of the ‘right’ way to wear your watch…
Probably you best you leave it off.
While you’re at it, don’t bother with a shirt either "
No she needs to leave the watch on. No shirt, but the watch. I need that timer set to ensure I last at least 30 seconds with her! |
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
Im not sure of the ‘right’ way to wear your watch…
Probably you best you leave it off.
While you’re at it, don’t bother with a shirt either "
This would solve both of the above conundrums but I fear it may create more |
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x"
I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just gunning for whoever said
“In the olden days”….
In my best McNulty voice:
"What the fuck did I do?"
You made me feel old, you asshole"
Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.
But no, I shall refrain.
Demonstrate personal growth. Development.
Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.
Sad you don't though.
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above)"
so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then  I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me  |
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"I’m just gunning for whoever said
“In the olden days”….
In my best McNulty voice:
"What the fuck did I do?"
You made me feel old, you asshole
Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.
But no, I shall refrain.
Demonstrate personal growth. Development.
Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.
Sad you don't though.
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I can change. 1 button at a time |
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me "
First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel… |
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me
First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…"
Nah that would just look silly |
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"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me
First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…
Nah that would just look silly "
That looks just for gynaecologists really!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just gunning for whoever said
“In the olden days”….
In my best McNulty voice:
"What the fuck did I do?"
You made me feel old, you asshole
Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.
But no, I shall refrain.
Demonstrate personal growth. Development.
Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.
Sad you don't though.
I can change. 1 button at a time "
Wrong. You are girl.
Must pull it off in one go. |
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"I’m just gunning for whoever said
“In the olden days”….
In my best McNulty voice:
"What the fuck did I do?"
You made me feel old, you asshole
Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.
But no, I shall refrain.
Demonstrate personal growth. Development.
Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.
Sad you don't though.
I can change. 1 button at a time
Wrong. You are girl.
Must pull it off in one go."
I could do that too…. But there’d be buttons flying everywhere |
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"I’m just gunning for whoever said
“In the olden days”….
In my best McNulty voice:
"What the fuck did I do?"
You made me feel old, you asshole
Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.
But no, I shall refrain.
Demonstrate personal growth. Development.
Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.
Sad you don't though.
I can change. 1 button at a time
Wrong. You are girl.
Must pull it off in one go.
I could do that too…. But there’d be buttons flying everywhere "
More to the point. Why am I dressed and out of the kitchen? Who is making the sandwiches? |
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"I was unbuttoning a shirt , then putting one arm in at a time , then doing the buttons back up.
She said ‘men are so so fucking dumb the way they get dressed’.
What else can we learn from them ?"
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We can learn to disregard their erroneous sartorial idiosyncrasies. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?
Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts.
Meli.
This was a popular term back in the olden days to express something being a bit strange, or not cool.
It was a different time back then, its a generational thing. They can't help it.
Be kind."
Ha! Some people choose violence. Today you are one of those people. :D
This has been great for my kegels, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just gunning for whoever said
“In the olden days”….
In my best McNulty voice:
"What the fuck did I do?"
You made me feel old, you asshole
Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.
But no, I shall refrain.
Demonstrate personal growth. Development.
Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.
Sad you don't though.
I can change. 1 button at a time
Wrong. You are girl.
Must pull it off in one go.
I could do that too…. But there’d be buttons flying everywhere
More to the point. Why am I dressed and out of the kitchen? Who is making the sandwiches?"
Good fucking point.
There's another feature for you.
Snacks and refreshments |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?
Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts.
If it looks gay. And it feels gay. It's probably a bit gay. You should probably have a deep soul search at this point. "
I’m so glad someone agrees I be feeling so insecure in my sexuality since posting this . I have to go for an ex ray in a bit for my ankle, I even phoned ahead and asked if the doctor can plug in the Gaydar and give my bum hole a quick scan, just to check I havent started to turn  |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.
I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?
Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be
Em x
I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me
First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…
Nah that would just look silly
That looks just for gynaecologists really!!"
If you wear it in the inside of your wrist it’s much easier to use. Which is important, because a watch is a single function device, something that the over 100s still use , so every little limb movement comes at a cost and risk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?
Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "
That's how I do it. I'm not gay but I'm bi |
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If the stay done up that is…. They have a tendency to “ping” during the day.
