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My mate fancies you...
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I'm attention seeking, in need of all the perviness you people can muster and bored of working. So wrangle your mates and your best smut, and join in.
Please and thank you 
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello posh |
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Can I say "all of the above" and be done with it? Bit of an effort doing all the messages 
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m average at best. I’ll be happy to pass on messages though |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Forst one in from my delicious mate...
Can you tell Danberks that your lovely mate would love chew on his nutsack like a piece of leathery old rump steak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fancy being in this!!!
^ive said this before |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In, if I can find a mate. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I say "all of the above" and be done with it? Bit of an effort doing all the messages
Mrs TMN x"
No. Unless you do it in a smutty way |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hello posh "
Hello pickle |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In, if I can find a mate. "
I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In, if I can find a mate. "
That’s the sexiest way of asking for sex…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forst one in from my delicious mate...
Can you tell Danberks that your lovely mate would love chew on his nutsack like a piece of leathery old rump steak"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Postie shorts on.
J"
Get em off
Get em off
Get em off
And your pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Postie shorts on.
J"
Phwooaar…. But did you shave your legs!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In, if I can find a mate.
I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends "
I fear the photos of my exposed private regions may scar you for life.
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"Pick me! Pick me!
In!
Cherry x 
You!!"
Woop! My knickers just fell off!
Cherry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in
I wonder what would happen if we did a 'I really don't like you' version of this. Carnage I'm sure but almost tempting, though I'm sure I'd be the first to breakdown.
God I'm feeling dark and twisted today. I clearly need a slap.
In...and I'll play dirty  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In, if I can find a mate.
I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends
I fear the photos of my exposed private regions may scar you for life.
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I'm good actually. Friends are overrated  |
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"Postie shorts on.
J
Get em off
Get em off
Get em off
And your pants"
Umm, ok, I'm taking everything off then because I'd feel weird in just a top!
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One from my sexy mate...
please tell Rex his arse is mine |
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TMN a dashing chap who must rank as the sauciest condiment in the forum simply asks that I let you know, that he fancies you.
He’s got good taste. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Postie shorts on.
J
Get em off
Get em off
Get em off
And your pants
Umm, ok, I'm taking everything off then because I'd feel weird in just a top!
J"
Seems reasonable |
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"Postie shorts on.
J
Phwooaar…. But did you shave your legs!? "
We're on day 2 prickle 
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*puts postie top on*
Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?  |
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"I wonder what would happen if we did a 'I really don't like you' version of this. Carnage I'm sure …"
Oooft. Big talk for one so petite. (I’m into the idea though. Shake things up a bit.)
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*puts postie top on*
Who stole my bottoms, you rascals? "
Me. And I'm not sorry  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another sexy mate says...
Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes. |
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Cherry - my mystery friend thinks you must have the tastiest pies  |
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My fit and smooth talking mate just said:
Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!
Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!
Cherry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message
Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!
If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder what would happen if we did a 'I really don't like you' version of this. Carnage I'm sure …
Oooft. Big talk for one so petite. (I’m into the idea though. Shake things up a bit.)
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Yep I'm all mouth and no.... |
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"One from my sexy mate...
please tell Rex his arse is mine "
Not for pegging  |
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Oh! And I’m in.
Postie service might be delayed though. Got a bit of driving to do. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My fit and smooth talking mate just said:
Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!
Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!
Cherry x"
I mean... I would... but which box am I aiming for? |
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"Cherry - my mystery friend thinks you must have the tastiest pies "
I really do! I'm one of your five a day
Cherry x |
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"And another sexy mate says...
Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes. "
This is Fiddles isn’t it? |
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"My fit and smooth talking mate just said:
Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!
Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!
Cherry x
I mean... I would... but which box am I aiming for? "
Might be a bit Fiddly....
Cherry x |
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"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message
Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!
If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer "
I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And another sexy mate says...
Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.
This is Fiddles isn’t it? "
You can fiddle if you want. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My fit and smooth talking mate just said:
Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!
Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!
Cherry x
I mean... I would... but which box am I aiming for?
Might be a bit Fiddly....
Cherry x "
Thought it might be... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pick me! Pick me!
In!
Cherry x
You!!"
Tart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cryptic message for Beardedwonder999
Nice face and cock. I’d like to ride both |
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"And another sexy mate says...
Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.
This is Fiddles isn’t it?
You can fiddle if you want."
I’m all up for being part of this, whatever it is. |
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"And another sexy mate says...
Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.
This is Fiddles isn’t it?
You can fiddle if you want."
Is it a thin tube or a wide one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message
Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!
If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer
I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer "
Wow I’m making friends already |
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Incoming for WoodyB! My sexy mate has a message for you and it's
Woody,
I want you to bend me over the bed, and fuck me deeply and grip me hard as you do it. |
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Oh hello, I think we’ll pull up a chair |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy mate just made me do a happy butt dance when she said...
Please tell drama free to get his naked arse (and body) ready to be ravaged in approx 2 weeks. |
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Yo Posh, here's one for you!
Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You are wrong! "
Not wrong.
So ner.
Be in |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"You are wrong!
Not wrong.
So ner.
Be in"
Be in who? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*puts postie top on*
Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?
Me. And I'm not sorry "
You're so bad, I'll catch you and then I will deliver your mail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message
Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!
If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer
I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer "
Nooooo |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Pick me! Pick me!
In!
Cherry x
You!!
Tart"
Takes one to know one |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You are wrong!
Not wrong.
So ner.
Be in
Be in who? "
I've got a small space you could squeeze into if no one else volunteers. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*puts postie top on*
Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?
Me. And I'm not sorry
You're so bad, I'll catch you and then I will deliver your mail "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A gorgeous forumite would like long legs to know that they would look great wrapped around said hunk's neck
Ooooft, steamy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooohhhh can I be in please |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yo Posh, here's one for you!
Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that! "
Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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TNM one for you by a sexy man
Will you tell TMN that I really need some private piano lessons |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I love my pervy mates... this one says...
Could you please tell PetiteWoman I plan on masterbating over her, it would be great if she could be here when I do it!… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In, if I can find a mate.
I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends
I fear the photos of my exposed private regions may scar you for life.
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This I can attest to! It's been 3 years of therapy and I still have the nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll stick us in, but we're useless as postie's |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll stick us in, but we're useless as postie's "
So... Royal mail then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love my pervy mates... this one says...
Could you please tell PetiteWoman I plan on masterbating over her, it would be great if she could be here when I do it!… "
Oh I like watching, what happens if I want to touch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming for WoodyB! My sexy mate has a message for you and it's
Woody,
I want you to bend me over the bed, and fuck me deeply and grip me hard as you do it."
Sounds hot! …. Call me ?? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My secy mate sent me a message for another sexy mate...
Tell Lilith she is sort of alright sometimes, I guess
(Ironically I think I told her that earlier from me...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stick us in, but we're useless as postie's
So... Royal mail then"
Haha. |
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"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message
Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!
If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer
I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer
Nooooo "
OK OK, you can use your finger then |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And from a gorgeous hunk of a mate...
Will you tell petite woman that I think petite is obviously French for,
Bloody hell I’ve perved her pics and cum in my pants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In, if I can find a mate. "
I'd jizz in ya. |
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"*puts postie top on*
Who stole my bottoms, you rascals? "
Think you've a hard job getting your huge, but nice, willy into bottoms
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Oh Hades, my sexy mate has given me a message to pass on...
Please could you ask Hades if he could stop using his fingers to tap on his mobile and tap me up instead |
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"And from a gorgeous hunk of a mate...
Will you tell petite woman that I think petite is obviously French for,
Bloody hell I’ve perved her pics and cum in my pants."
Don’t you mean - Bon sang, j'ai percé ses photos et son orgasme dans mon pantalon? |
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Oh go on then we're in
Tinder x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Goodness... my pervy mate says...
Could you please tell Julie
If she’s searching for a new sex toy from the internet, I’d be happy to deliver myself to her back door! |
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"Yo Posh, here's one for you!
Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!
Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week? "
They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first |
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This guy oozes sex appeal and pre cum, anyway he says the following: Will you tell ‘Em that the thought of my cock twitching against her arse is a nicer thought even than eating a chocolate eclair from Taylor Swift’s bum hole. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yo Posh, here's one for you!
Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!
Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?
They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first "
I do hope so |
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Well boys and girls that’s me done, I’ll be back tomorrow for face pic Friday and to see all the amazing cryptic comments you sexy buggers have left for me.
Have fun
Play nice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FLUFFYCHICKEN!!!!
A pal has asked….
- Does your badger always look like it’s jumped through a hedge backwards or are you just pleased to see him?
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Posh, one for you from my sexy mate! And he's not yolking!
Can you tell Posh that of all the good eggs, that she is the eggiest! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh, one for you from my sexy mate! And he's not yolking!
Can you tell Posh that of all the good eggs, that she is the eggiest!"
I am absolutely taking that as a compliment! |
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"Goodness... my pervy mate says...
Could you please tell Julie
If she’s searching for a new sex toy from the internet, I’d be happy to deliver myself to her back door! "
Fabulous, please deliver yourself to the inbox first
J |
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I can’t go though because my sexy is as sexy does mate and her gorgeous boobs and everything has asked me to pass this on.
Please tell Cherry that I'm still waiting for her to do me good, and if she wants to bring Hades that's ok too
Now I’d like to be involved in that pie. |
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"A gorgeous forumite would like long legs to know that they would look great wrapped around said hunk's neck
Ooooft, steamy! "
Which hunk is this? |
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"I can’t go though because my sexy is as sexy does mate and her gorgeous boobs and everything has asked me to pass this on.
Please tell Cherry that I'm still waiting for her to do me good, and if she wants to bring Hades that's ok too
Now I’d like to be involved in that pie. "
I'll do you good... reaaaalll gooood
Cherry x |
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"This guy oozes sex appeal and pre cum, anyway he says the following: Will you tell ‘Em that the thought of my cock twitching against her arse is a nicer thought even than eating a chocolate eclair from Taylor Swift’s bum hole."
I'm not quite sure what to say here ,thank you I think |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Posh, one for you from my sexy mate! And he's not yolking!
Can you tell Posh that of all the good eggs, that she is the eggiest!
I am absolutely taking that as a compliment!"
I wish somebody would say such things about me |
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"Oh Hades, my sexy mate has given me a message to pass on...
Please could you ask Hades if he could stop using his fingers to tap on his mobile and tap me up instead "
These sound like the ramblings of a mad woman, however, I will tap you like Liberace tapped his understudies |
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"You are wrong!
Not wrong.
So ner.
Be in
Be in who? "
Me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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"Yo Posh, here's one for you!
Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!
Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?
They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first
I do hope so "
UPDATE KLAXON!!
Tell Posh... I don’t have any shower gel….. why doesn’t she just rub herself all over me instead?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FIDDLESTICKS!!!
You are fcking sexy as
*not my words!!!!
But my sweet friend said that…. Also
She’d like to “SNOG YOUR FACE OFF!!”
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I get excited when this mate rocks up in my box... because smut!
Could you please tell Melrose
It’s cloudy tonight and I’m feeling romantic and wanted a sunset…. Will she go down on me instead??? |
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I'll give it a go and see if anyone wants me!
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yo Posh, here's one for you!
Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!
Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?
They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first
I do hope so
UPDATE KLAXON!!
Tell Posh... I don’t have any shower gel….. why doesn’t she just rub herself all over me instead??"
Ooh. Intriguing update... so they're a bit stinky then... |
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over a year ago
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This is a heck of a thread. Even if I don’t get yanked in, I’ll definitely follow it to see how it goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FLUFFYCHICKEN!!!!
A pal has asked….
- Does your badger always look like it’s jumped through a hedge backwards or are you just pleased to see him?
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Fuckinell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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** DELAYED INCOMING MESSAGES KLAXON!! **
Sorry folks I was offline for a bit and TWO messages came in..
First this hunky hunk wants to say this to a gawjuss lady :
Will you tell TMN that I really need some private piano lessons.
And secondly, yet another hunk has this to say to an equally sexy lady:
Can you ask fluffy chicken if her badger always looks like it’s jumped through a hedge backwards or is she just pleased to see me? |
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We've got one hour until Love Island starts so let have it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
So... my pervy mate had this glorious note for a sexy lady...
Can you tell Lilly that I’d like to wake up with her chuffdruff as a souvenir from our escapades from the night before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a heck of a thread. Even if I don’t get yanked in, I’ll definitely follow it to see how it goes "
Be daring and say you're in. Go on. You know you want to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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KAITONEL
I need to tell you what someone just told me…
You are most definitely eggy. And she’d like you over easy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get excited when this mate rocks up in my box... because smut!
Could you please tell Melrose
It’s cloudy tonight and I’m feeling romantic and wanted a sunset…. Will she go down on me instead??? "
You got me at ‘romantic’ |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am in, fancy me "
So demanding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate said...
Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a heck of a thread. Even if I don’t get yanked in, I’ll definitely follow it to see how it goes
Be daring and say you're in. Go on. You know you want to."
Seeing as it’s you, PetiteWoman
I’m in. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My mate said...
Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx
Tinder "
Is it detachable? |
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"My mate said...
Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx
Tinder
Is it detachable? "
Fucks sake too late again ... May I attend please Posh Pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
Could you ask PetiteWoman if I could place my testicles on her chin please
This is not a typo
(The amount of times I've done this to others and they wouldn't post it) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My mate said...
Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx
Tinder
Is it detachable?
Fucks sake too late again ... May I attend please Posh Pants "
Is it your cock that belongs to me? Cos that would be weird |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My raging pervert of a mate says...
Please can you tell Marc that his arms look well sexy in that photo. I am imagining them gripping my hips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hey, I’m in |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I'm late on parade, but I'd like to join in. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy mate now owes me a brew as I snort laughed reading this...
MsGiggles. I don’t know her, but I hope she’s an archeologist…. Because I’ve got a bone for her to take a close look at. |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Maybe i do maybe i dont |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* INCOMING *
This SEXY minx has this to say to a very lucky chappie!
Would you please tell 1Liam I fancy the pants off him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a truly sexy lady...
Please tell Beardedwonder999 that if he would be so kind as to come here, I'd like to find out what wonders his beard has in store.
I would. |
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Oh hahahahahaha
Can you tell _ex holes he can do more than put his balls on my chin
Oh wait, that’s a yes then? Result |
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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
Midlands |
"* INCOMING *
This SEXY minx has this to say to a very lucky chappie!
Would you please tell 1Liam I fancy the pants off him "
take them off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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** INCOMING MESSAGE TO EVERYONE (FROM POSH  ) KLAXON **
Daaaaaaaaaaan
Please tell everyone that they are great and even though most of them aren't following the instructions and giving me attention they're still all pretty fun and should absolutely feel good about themselves.
Message from me (Dan) : I CONCUR |
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"* INCOMING *
This SEXY minx has this to say to a very lucky chappie!
Would you please tell 1Liam I fancy the pants off him take them off "
Gladly... oh whoops secrets out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going offline so can’t be postie for a bit, soz folks xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Going offline so can’t be postie for a bit, soz folks xx "
Miss you already Dan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great fun op. And thanks you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Great fun op. And thanks you "
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"What's all this egg talk? "
Just one big yolk..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you? "
Probably helps |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you? "
Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone! |
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Late but in and happy to play postie while I work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?
Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone! "
I have noticed that |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?
Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone! "
Oi! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?
Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone!
I have noticed that "
And Oi! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Evening! "
I'm getting the feeling ladies are pleased you're here |
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"Evening!
I'm getting the feeling ladies are pleased you're here"
Lol you may be right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Count us in
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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"Evening!
I'm getting the feeling ladies are pleased you're here"
Why thank you ladies |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Is there a need for part 2, or are we fancied out? |
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"My raging pervert of a mate says...
Please can you tell Marc that his arms look well sexy in that photo. I am imagining them gripping my hips "
Well they do need a work out
Marc |
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Oh, I’m in, btw 