It's a Jellyfish sting...its unlikely to kill ya unless its a very rare jellyfish...I'll take the chances...I'll get a cup of warm water which will do similar as piss to be honest.im sure you'd appreciate it more too!

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By *ruceyy OP Man over a year ago

London

"Brucey that’s enough now

This is my best thread yet and you know it. Also yes I got you gurl x

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Without hesitation "

Why doesn't that suprise me

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By *eardedwonder999Man over a year ago

Worcester

Yes if it helps ...if I don't get stage fright ?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I'll happily pee for most people, if asked nicely

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yes. Because 'stingy'......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Without hesitation

Why doesn't that suprise me

Ahhhh. I'd definitely watch you squirm for a while

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Without hesitation

Why doesn't that suprise me

Ahhhh. I'd definitely watch you squirm for a while

I’ll try vinegar first

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Yes because squirting is really hot and nothing to be ashamed about.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Yes because squirting is really hot and nothing to be ashamed about."

Do jellyfish squirt?

I thought that was toads and lizards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah but I wouldn't shake it at the end

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By *lleyCat1969Man over a year ago

Folkestone

Yes, and also on a red wine stain on their carpet (that's what you do, isn't it?)

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

Bruce, you're scaring the normies away.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I would piss all over you, you're welcome

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'd squat and splash.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I'd squat and splash."

You'd have to help me aim though.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd squat and splash.

You'd have to help me aim though."

Right a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes because squirting is really hot and nothing to be ashamed about."

Let me just get my rain coat and umbrella.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Without hesitation

Why doesn't that suprise me

Ahhhh. I'd definitely watch you squirm for a while

Just checked, you are 70 magical miles from me.....*mops brow*

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah why not.

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Yeah, but only because I have bladder problems

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Yeah, but only because I have bladder problems

Oops I leaked

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Yes, but I can't stop mud-flow, so once I've started you'll have to let me finish

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is this thread sponsored by 'Tena'?

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan over a year ago

Wigan

Fuck it, I'll pee on every single one of you in this thread as a prophylactic before any of you get stung, because I'm kind and caring and stuff... Just £1 each for your own peace of mind before you enter the jellyfish infested water!

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By *ruceyy OP Man over a year ago

London

"Fuck it, I'll pee on every single one of you in this thread as a prophylactic before any of you get stung, because I'm kind and caring and stuff... Just £1 each for your own peace of mind before you enter the jellyfish infested water! "

....I'll piss around you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, he can suffer.

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By *ruceyy OP Man over a year ago

London

"No, he can suffer."

Only if it stings you in the mouth

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

you two need to get a room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you two need to get a room"

He's too scared.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Should I drink vinegar first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/07/23 16:10:22]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I don’t need an excuse to do that.

Though if it were a jellyfish sting I’d rinse it in sea water then very hot water

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By *r.SJMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

Of course

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Sure. What's a bit of squirt between forumites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure. What's a bit of squirt between forumites

Fuck yes... Do i absolutely need to wait for the jellyfish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Without hesitation

Why doesn't that suprise me

Ahhhh. I'd definitely watch you squirm for a while

Just checked, you are 70

magical miles from

me.....*mops brow* "

I have a Kia

or as some say a broomstick

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

If I have to I'd pee on any one of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I have to I'd pee on any one of you."

Don't even need the jelly fish sting for me to do it ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chances are I’d urinate on myself if a jelly fish stung the above poster, my penis would be facing firmly upwards

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By *ashMan over a year ago

Westhoughton

Don't need the jellyfish..

I would pee on any woman who would enjoy it.. I would also love to get some love back as well

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By *ruceyy OP Man over a year ago

London

I'd pee on you _ash because I respect you. (Unzips)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd pee on you _ash because I respect you. (Unzips)"

Brucie, you know I would if I could but I’m just too tired from digging the hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/07/23 21:51:33]

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By *ruceyy OP Man over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 06/07/23 21:51:33]"

Did you want to pee on me PW? Understandable if so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to help lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[urge to pee removed by poster at 06/07/23 21:51:33]"

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

Yeah I don’t want poor chicken to burn

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By *une111Couple over a year ago

Stockport

For sure, I'll pee on anyone for a good cause

G xx

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By *hyguy469Man over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

"For sure, I'll pee on anyone for a good cause

G xx"

100% peeing all over G lol x

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