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over a year ago
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"There is nothing worse than being in work and feeling horny as fuck. "
Imagine being really turned on that your concentration is taken when a text lands and you absolutely forget what you are doing… yeh, that’s happened once.  haha. |
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"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you  "
While wearing a remote control egg and knowing they're going to buzz you at any moment.
Sorry, did that say worse? I meant best! One of my favourite ways to distract myself from my current shitshow of a job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No. There are worse feelings.
Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.
That is worse. |
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"No. There are worse feelings.
Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.
That is worse. "
Yikes, hope things improve quickly! |
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"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you
While wearing a remote control egg and knowing they're going to buzz you at any moment.
Sorry, did that say worse? I meant best! One of my favourite ways to distract myself from my current shitshow of a job."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. There are worse feelings.
Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.
That is worse.
Yikes, hope things improve quickly!"
Yes!
I have drugs.
The yummy ones. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you "
Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you
Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.
A"
shots fired! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you
Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.
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shots fired! "
It's OK. She never uses the forums. Won't read this. 
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*he might though...... 
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By *ainsb1Man
over a year ago
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"No. There are worse feelings.
Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.
That is worse. "
Yes I totally understand that. You couldn't have described it better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you
Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.
A"
Want some peanut butter with that jelly?
Some cheese with your wine?
Be more Jay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. There are worse feelings.
Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.
That is worse. Yes I totally understand that. You couldn't have described it better. "
Which is why we have the Zapan!
Pew pew pew the pain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure there is.
Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you
Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.
A"
Ahh relationships! Gotta love em!  |
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