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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah it’s likely

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Doubtful.

Although i’d refrain from tasting my spunk for a few days if I were you just to be safe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May just have to amputate the neck but you should be fine

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We're all going to die. It's rarely coleslaw related.

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Make sure you poop

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "

Its been nice knowing you on the forums,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd put your affairs in order......

Of worst to best

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

Nah but you'll probably shit buckets tomorrow. Hope it's a WFH day!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Yeah it’s likely"

Cheers Steve, will you do the obituary for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "

#prayersforhuggybear15

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"We're all going to die. It's rarely coleslaw related. "

There’s always a first, what if it’s me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "

RIP in pieces

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"

excellent! Hats off to you

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"We're all going to die. It's rarely coleslaw related.

There’s always a first, what if it’s me. "

Then you will go down in history, your death will not be in vain.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law

excellent! Hats off to you "

Don’t encourage him

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.

#prayersforhuggybear15 "

Thank you Nic, I’m glad somebody cares

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By *eardedwonder999Man  over a year ago

Worcester

One day just not today..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Nah but you'll probably shit buckets tomorrow. Hope it's a WFH day!"

No but there are plenty of available hedges where I work, just hope there’s a good supply of dock leaves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What kind of dinner equals 300grams of coleslaw??

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"

Snigger ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah it’s likely

Cheers Steve, will you do the obituary for me. "

I’ll do a whole thread.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"What kind of dinner equals 300grams of coleslaw?? "

Well the whole dinner was the coleslaw, three large jacket potatoes and a tin of cold corn beef, sliced.

Washed down with a couple of glasses of very cold Guinness.

Chocolate ice cream for afters.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"

I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law

excellent! Hats off to you

Don’t encourage him "

*Bows* thank you, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law

I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this

"

Nooooo... I totally wasn't laughing to myself as I was typing it out. How sad

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By *orchOliverMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"What kind of dinner equals 300grams of coleslaw??

Well the whole dinner was the coleslaw, three large jacket potatoes and a tin of cold corn beef, sliced.

Washed down with a couple of glasses of very cold Guinness.

Chocolate ice cream for afters. "

I suspect any man that can get through that, the fizzy coleslaw is the least of the worries.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich

You will. But probably not today.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law

I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this

Nooooo... I totally wasn't laughing to myself as I was typing it out. How sad "

He says, through tears of hysterical laughter

JB, you win today's interweb

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By *ighly SexedMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Name me as your sole beneficiary in your will and I’ll tell you the antidote

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll "

I’m still working through my Covid stash

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll

I’m still working through my Covid stash "

Great with pasta, we've heard, for that nutritious lockdown experience

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Name me as your sole beneficiary in your will and I’ll tell you the antidote "

I feel this could be a scam

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll

I’m still working through my Covid stash

Great with pasta, we've heard, for that nutritious lockdown experience "

I was actually going to do a pasta bake but that would have left me short on cheese for tomorrow’s sandwiches, I like plenty of grated cheese on my pasta bake.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"

I just made the dog jump, laughing out loud at this

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By *wingOfThingsMan  over a year ago

knowle


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "

Was it use by or best before

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law

I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this

Nooooo... I totally wasn't laughing to myself as I was typing it out. How sad "

Hot and funny, do you have any flaws?? Hobbit toes?? ( )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

You’re doomed! You fought the slaw but the slaw won!

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By *onnie 90Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Eventually yes.

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By *wingOfThingsMan  over a year ago

knowle

Surely you must of slaw what the date on it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "
Your toilet might regret that decision

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

Shit happens! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone who reads this is going to die. Every fucking one of you. Too late. You have already done it. You are condemned to death. It is too late. You cannot stop it. No matter what you do, it is going to happen. Live your life as fully as you can from now until the time comes. Enjoy all it has to offer and spread love while you do. Be at peace when it comes.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "

OP didn't you think it tasted weird after a mouthful?

Sorrows, thoughts and prayers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It was at this moment OP realized he F'd up.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "
omg yes its life threatening write your will now

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Just looked at the date on the tub of Coleslaw I consumed yesterday and it was use by 2nd July, I slept well and feel fine this morning.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "

YES you ARE going to DIE.... but your death will not be influenced by an out of date coleslaw. Best before dates are based on a "Worst Case" storage scenario. If you store things as per the instructions, then the shelf life is extended.

Cal

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Just looked at the date on the tub of Coleslaw I consumed yesterday and it was use by 2nd July, I slept well and feel fine this morning. "

Good morning Tarkus, glad you are feeling fine.

I’ll be monitoring your progress today as anything that befalls you could be an early indication of what I have in store

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By *reeneggsandsamMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

As sure as eggs is eggs.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015 OP   Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.

YES you ARE going to DIE.... but your death will not be influenced by an out of date coleslaw. Best before dates are based on a "Worst Case" storage scenario. If you store things as per the instructions, then the shelf life is extended.

Cal"

Well I’ve made it through the night, a few peculiar rumblings from my tummy aside, there doesn’t seem to be any adverse effects, ……….yet.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"Just looked at the date on the tub of Coleslaw I consumed yesterday and it was use by 2nd July, I slept well and feel fine this morning.

Good morning Tarkus, glad you are feeling fine.

I’ll be monitoring your progress today as anything that befalls you could be an early indication of what I have in store "

I will be fine, I have builders,plasterers and landscapers all working at my house again today so my day will be taken up by making tea and coffee along with bacon and sausage sandwiches, please note all ingredients are within use by date

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.

YES you ARE going to DIE.... but your death will not be influenced by an out of date coleslaw. Best before dates are based on a "Worst Case" storage scenario. If you store things as per the instructions, then the shelf life is extended.

Cal

Well I’ve made it through the night, a few peculiar rumblings from my tummy aside, there doesn’t seem to be any adverse effects, ……….yet. "

Your days are numbered...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loved him on The Voice

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Loved him on The Voice "

I’m gonna acknowledge this publicly as I’d hate you to think it’s not been appreciated.

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