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Photo challenge heads up - make it sexy!
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Ring a ding ding, it's a last minute photo challenge co-hosted by the lovely Julie of Julie and Beef! It's happening THIS WEEKEND.
The brief is to make something unusual sexy. Could be serious, could be comical! Look round your house and use your imagination 
Go to it! And no, shoving veg up yer fanny doesn't count.
Mrs TMN x |
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"I'm out because you vetoed shoving veg up your person.
I'll keep my marrow to myself 
You can do something else with a marrow, though! That's allowed  "
I only buy marrows for one reason so thar'll not see it for this challenge. I will try to appropriate something else though, leave it with me  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooooh Mrs TMN, you make everything sexier! I wonder what the clever fabsters will come up with...
A sexy shoe box? I say!
A phone charger? Tricky one.
How about some 1960s Meakin ceramics...
J"
Stop giving away all my ideas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on a walking weekend... Maybe i can photograph my blisters and bring sexy back  "
More time I was dressed in black, Thinsulate hat.
So like Justin Timberlake, I brought sexy back.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And here's us thinking that the good lady was being good and making sure that she's getting one of her five a day, oh well, can't please everyone we guess (-; |
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It’s been discussed and agreed that we’ll both be making a submission to your thread on Saturday afternoon 
Thank you Mrs twist the nipples and Julie from the Julie and beef behind the curtain show  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking 
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
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I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing |
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing "
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe "
Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but...  |
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe
Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but... "
But… you want to break free? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe
Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but...
But… you want to break free?"
I feel like this whole conversation is putting me under pressure |
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe
Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but...
But… you want to break free?
I feel like this whole conversation is putting me under pressure "
Oh please joe… You really would rocket man  |
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe
Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but...
But… you want to break free?
I feel like this whole conversation is putting me under pressure
Oh please joe… You really would rocket man "
I’ve gone all Elton now
I was actually thinking of don’t stop me now…
Time for bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse "
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! |
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! "
Rule 34. If you can imagine it, porn exists of it on the internet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! "
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
Rule 34. If you can imagine it, porn exists of it on the internet "
I'm not about to see if that rule is correct |
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
Rule 34. If you can imagine it, porn exists of it on the internet
I'm not about to see if that rule is correct "
This is internet lore no one wants to check.
The hub's main page is scary enough sometimes. (Does anyone else want to ban "step" anything from that? To each their own but please put it behind a click or two...) |
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
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I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again "
From that angle you'd struggle a tad. |
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again "
how do you feel about pie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhjPf1LoLI |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again
From that angle you'd struggle a tad. "
I'm not shoving a tin of beans up my arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again
how do you feel about pie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhjPf1LoLI"
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
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Sharp edges though
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
Sharp edges though
J"
Even kinkier  |
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend
Please tell me it involves a can of beans?
I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse
Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas!
You have pre made lube if it's an open tin.
Sharp edges though
J
Even kinkier "
Joe!
J |
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right?
Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan
Vegetables... tend to be vegan?
FUNNY! I meant the crisps swing "
I read it like, you think potatoes make something not vegan and was like... Do you know what vegan is?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right?
Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan
ANSWER THE QUESTION PICKLE
Hey, don’t shout at me madam.
That's Madam Nipples to you "
Oh you’re gonna get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sharp edges though
J
Even kinkier
Joe!
J
Sorry didn't mean to shame. Was just a little shocked!
J"
It's alright, there are certain things that need shaming tbf |
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking
Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration!
*crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover*
I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing
But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe "
And a mini skirt () |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done!!!!
Happy chocolate day too.
You just shove everything down your pants. "
I have big pants!
I’d like someone’s hands down my pant… but there’s no-one else here |
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"Done!!!!
Happy chocolate day too.
You just shove everything down your pants.
I have big pants!
I’d like someone’s hands down my pant… but there’s no-one else here "
Ooh shove me down your pants. I’m only little. Then we can share the photo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done!!!!
Happy chocolate day too.
You just shove everything down your pants.
I have big pants!
I’d like someone’s hands down my pant… but there’s no-one else here
Ooh shove me down your pants. I’m only little. Then we can share the photo "
I actually like this idea! |
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"Well, what a bunch of keen beans here! Challenge thread goes live tomorrow morning I'll even set my alarm to make sure it goes up in a timely manner. Don't say I'm not good to you "
We’re waiting for the official launch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might have to bow out. I feel like death, and I can't make death sexy
F
I bet you could, but in all seriousness hope you feel better soon.
Mrs x"
*Biggest eye roll*
She's being melodramatic! I have it too, it's not that bad |
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a photo challenge you say?
Fantastic! We are in and will see what we can do 
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