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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Mav is a bit of an inventor and has decided to make an official fab cock measuring machine.
Using a cross between the Clarkes foot measuring device and the blood pressure thingy the Dr's uses it will give you length, girth, mass and density.
He is also petitioning fab for an official 'pink tick' to be added to measured fab members and a filter people can use to find their desired cock length/girth/firmness.
He's fucking weird right? But what would you invent and why? Would it be for the benefit of the masses or just to make your life easier? |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast |
"That'd see most of the 8 inch plus gang rapidly vanish."
To be fair women have no idea how big cocks are unless extreme on the spectrum. One things 4 inches are 6, the other thinks 8 inches are 5, some are spot on etc.
Heck, I once hooked up with the same woman twice but two years apart, and both times she guessed different sizes, which doesn#t really matter, but I found it interesting.
Honestly, if you're not tiny or huge, it doesn't matter. She will make herself believe you're the perfect size, if the sex is good enough |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I can just envisage it now:
You both get to the bedroom, start kissing. She reaches down and caresses your cock.
Then goes down on her knees, unbuttons your trousers, pulls them down, then the underwear.
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The next thing you know is there's a strange contraption strapped around your cock.  |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast |
"You can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared"
I understood that reference!  |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
London | Belfast |
"I can just envisage it now:
You both get to the bedroom, start kissing. She reaches down and caresses your cock.
Then goes down on her knees, unbuttons your trousers, pulls them down, then the underwear.
.
.
.
The next thing you know is there's a strange contraption strapped around your cock. "
Sounds like a cock cage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So Mav is a bit of an inventor and has decided to make an official fab cock measuring machine.
Using a cross between the Clarkes foot measuring device and the blood pressure thingy the Dr's uses it will give you length, girth, mass and density.
He is also petitioning fab for an official 'pink tick' to be added to measured fab members and a filter people can use to find their desired cock length/girth/firmness.
He's fucking weird right? But what would you invent and why? Would it be for the benefit of the masses or just to make your life easier? "
Cracking idea that!
I’d invent a sleep button for people so you can just press it and be instantly asleep  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"So Mav is a bit of an inventor and has decided to make an official fab cock measuring machine.
Using a cross between the Clarkes foot measuring device and the blood pressure thingy the Dr's uses it will give you length, girth, mass and density.
He is also petitioning fab for an official 'pink tick' to be added to measured fab members and a filter people can use to find their desired cock length/girth/firmness.
He's fucking weird right? But what would you invent and why? Would it be for the benefit of the masses or just to make your life easier? "
I'd invent an i love myself monitor for all those that love themselves it could range from ooooo you're sexy to omg you blew my socks off |
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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago
Hillsborough, NI |
"You can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
I understood that reference! "
South Park, yeah? |
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