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…always getting your underwear caught up on your high heel?
Maybe I’m being naive but it appears to be a pretty difficult contortion for this to happen.  .
And it happens a lot, and just by laying down on a bed! (based on numerous pictures I’ve seen of this phenomenon).
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"Fux knows.
It's like that habit of gnawing at dead skin on their lips, wait, sorry, biting their lip in a sexy I want you way."
Im guessing ‘gnawing at the dead skin….’ Was the part if that sentence I shouldn’t have been wanking over???  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Fux knows.
It's like that habit of gnawing at dead skin on their lips, wait, sorry, biting their lip in a sexy I want you way.
Im guessing ‘gnawing at the dead skin….’ Was the part if that sentence I shouldn’t have been wanking over??? "
Nah, wank away. It's always hot when women taste themselves isn't it? |
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" they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!?   "
With wash board abs you can shower AND do the laundry.. |
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"The pose suits very few as well… doesn’t suit me as my arse is as flat as an aspirin, hence me not doing it!  "
Your picture 25 June 2022, clearly indicates your statement above to be false.
Derrière is clearly there.
Also let’s back up a bit… are you saying that these incidents of footwear / lingerie entangled are POSED!?!  |
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" they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!?
With wash board abs you can shower AND do the laundry.."
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that  "
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often.
Em x
Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.."
I really want to see a sexy, scantily clad woman prone on a bed, one leg flicked up, with a pair of agent provocateur flimsies hanging from a croc now.
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often.
Em x
Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero..
I really want to see a sexy, scantily clad woman prone on a bed, one leg flicked up, with a pair of agent provocateur flimsies hanging from a croc now.
A"
Sorry misread that as cock and was about to be volunteering!! |
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often.
Em x
Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero..
I really want to see a sexy, scantily clad woman prone on a bed, one leg flicked up, with a pair of agent provocateur flimsies hanging from a croc now.
A"
God yes, awesome. A complete Fab profile pic trope parody posting needed |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
" they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!?
With wash board abs you can shower AND do the laundry.."
That's a photo I fully endorse |
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often.
Em x
Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.."
I own neither of those so I think I'm home free |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly "
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal! |
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal! "
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too "
You'll be drizzled in custard next you weirdo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be.
And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again?"
Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though |
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal! "
That was for the forum catchphrase…
Cock = pisser and hot cross bun = cake
Pisser cake… piece of cake - how you never guessed that!!? |
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be.
And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again?
Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though "
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack  |
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be.
And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again?
Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack "
I mean, we are in a cost of living crisis after all |
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be.
And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again?
Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack
I mean, we are in a cost of living crisis after all "
22 March 2023 pic. Delicious, fits those hips perfectly. There’s a big knot at the back isn’t there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
That was for the forum catchphrase…
Cock = pisser and hot cross bun = cake
Pisser cake… piece of cake - how you never guessed that!!? "
Don't stick up for him..... I know what it was for I was on the forums then dimwit |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too "
And donuts....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be.
And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again?
Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack
I mean, we are in a cost of living crisis after all
22 March 2023 pic. Delicious, fits those hips perfectly. There’s a big knot at the back isn’t there?"
Ehhh possibly……  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too
And donuts....
A"
Donuts stacked on a hard cock is pretty hot to be fair  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too
And donuts....
A
Donuts stacked on a hard cock is pretty hot to be fair "
I tried. The holes were too small. 
Had to make a home made one.
A
*It did get eaten though.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too
And donuts....
A
Donuts stacked on a hard cock is pretty hot to be fair "
*quietly leaves to go buy donuts* |
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics...
I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
A
Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
That was for the forum catchphrase…
Cock = pisser and hot cross bun = cake
Pisser cake… piece of cake - how you never guessed that!!?
Don't stick up for him..... I know what it was for I was on the forums then dimwit "
Not being pedantic or anything but i think dimwit has a hyphen…. |
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