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Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '  
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Hey Dick Splash, this could go terribly wrong, you might think people are "Hardy" but behind every tough exterior there's a soft, squidgy, vulnerable interior. Remember, there's often a true word said in jest.
Think I'd rather sit in a bath of Baked Beans or shave my head for charity. |
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"Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
"
No matter what your employee has done to get fired there is a dignified way to do it and behave afterwards. Obviously your employee was upset and angry...and you laughed at them??
That persona life has changed,if they have a family theirs too....
and yet you laughed at them and set up a 'Charity' insult day... What a toxic work environment you have. If I worked there I would be on to my Union to report this nasty behaviour and look for a new job. But its all banter bro!!! |
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"Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
No matter what your employee has done to get fired there is a dignified way to do it and behave afterwards. Obviously your employee was upset and angry...and you laughed at them??
That persona life has changed,if they have a family theirs too....
and yet you laughed at them and set up a 'Charity' insult day... What a toxic work environment you have. If I worked there I would be on to my Union to report this nasty behaviour and look for a new job. But it’s all banter bro!!! "
Exactly my thoughts but you’ve put it eloquently well.
I somehow see this post not funny at all but who am I to say. |
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Alt ending "the tissue should have won" or "the world would have been better off if you'd been caught in the sock" |
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"Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
No matter what your employee has done to get fired there is a dignified way to do it and behave afterwards. Obviously your employee was upset and angry...and you laughed at them??
That persona life has changed,if they have a family theirs too....
and yet you laughed at them and set up a 'Charity' insult day... What a toxic work environment you have. If I worked there I would be on to my Union to report this nasty behaviour and look for a new job. But it’s all banter bro!!!
Exactly my thoughts but you’ve put it eloquently well.
I somehow see this post not funny at all but who am I to say."
Hhmmm agree! You never really know colleagues well enough to know what their mental health is truly like. Surprised at the amount of people in thread going along with it. |
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"Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
No matter what your employee has done to get fired there is a dignified way to do it and behave afterwards. Obviously your employee was upset and angry...and you laughed at them??
That persona life has changed,if they have a family theirs too....
and yet you laughed at them and set up a 'Charity' insult day... What a toxic work environment you have. If I worked there I would be on to my Union to report this nasty behaviour and look for a new job. But its all banter bro!!! "
I quite agree with this comment...not a good place to work!! |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
No matter what your employee has done to get fired there is a dignified way to do it and behave afterwards. Obviously your employee was upset and angry...and you laughed at them??
That persona life has changed,if they have a family theirs too....
and yet you laughed at them and set up a 'Charity' insult day... What a toxic work environment you have. If I worked there I would be on to my Union to report this nasty behaviour and look for a new job. But its all banter bro!!!
I quite agree with this comment...not a good place to work!!"
Have you worked there? |
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over a year ago
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I would also echo others regarding personal vendettas being scored during your 'banter day'... I imagine it's gonna get personal and messy real fast
My workplace would certainly not allow this
If you do it, think about how to depersonalise it - is it annonomised/drawn out of a hat..
Honestly i can't see it going well  |
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To some of the people attempting to diss my company and workplace.
Firstly, the guy who I fired had been caught stealing, not just stealing but he has caused a DP breach too which could have serious implications.
Secondly when I held the meeting to dismiss him, he got all arsey and started to try and pass the buck and come up with some ridiculous bits of shit despite me throwing all the evidence at him.
Rabbit in the headlamps really.
Asked him to pack his stuff and leave, he went round to a few people and launched into some peculiar tirades at my staff members. Then did a few insults and one at me and I laughed because he made himself look like a complete cock. Not one person took offence either.
My office culture is superb, I have 43 very excellent members of staff who are all paid extremely well and do a fantastic job all round, we all work hard, we also play hard sometimes.
Cool how every person voted for the insult day too
There's nothing wrong with the atmosphere in my place, I am a very lenient guy with everyone.
We do lots of team building trips and so on. It is a superb place to work, we have awards for that.
The insult day on friday wasn't my own idea, it came up in a meeting. We have all worked together for a long time, most of these have been with me when I set the business up 25 years ago. All loyal.
For people to comment about this insult day and to try and knock it and say my place isn't a good place to work etc, do yourself a favour, spend a week in my building, you will immediately change your opinion, it isn't some drab as fook office, it's electric. We dont have flakey people because they are not cut out in my line of work at all.
For all the others posting insults, you made me giggle childishly and I thank you all for the contributions in the true spirit of the initial post.
We hope to raise £500 on insult day for a special cause.
I'll also chuck in a £1 for every insult posted here today and an extra £1 for each one who is against my office culture.
Have fun folks and don't take life so seriously, you won't be getting out alive anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To some of the people attempting to diss my company and workplace.
Firstly, the guy who I fired had been caught stealing, not just stealing but he has caused a DP breach too which could have serious implications.
Secondly when I held the meeting to dismiss him, he got all arsey and started to try and pass the buck and come up with some ridiculous bits of shit despite me throwing all the evidence at him.
Rabbit in the headlamps really.
Asked him to pack his stuff and leave, he went round to a few people and launched into some peculiar tirades at my staff members. Then did a few insults and one at me and I laughed because he made himself look like a complete cock. Not one person took offence either.
My office culture is superb, I have 43 very excellent members of staff who are all paid extremely well and do a fantastic job all round, we all work hard, we also play hard sometimes.
Cool how every person voted for the insult day too
There's nothing wrong with the atmosphere in my place, I am a very lenient guy with everyone.
We do lots of team building trips and so on. It is a superb place to work, we have awards for that.
The insult day on friday wasn't my own idea, it came up in a meeting. We have all worked together for a long time, most of these have been with me when I set the business up 25 years ago. All loyal.
For people to comment about this insult day and to try and knock it and say my place isn't a good place to work etc, do yourself a favour, spend a week in my building, you will immediately change your opinion, it isn't some drab as fook office, it's electric. We dont have flakey people because they are not cut out in my line of work at all.
For all the others posting insults, you made me giggle childishly and I thank you all for the contributions in the true spirit of the initial post.
We hope to raise £500 on insult day for a special cause.
I'll also chuck in a £1 for every insult posted here today and an extra £1 for each one who is against my office culture.
Have fun folks and don't take life so seriously, you won't be getting out alive anyway "
Context is everything however, it still doesnt make you look good  |
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"To some of the people attempting to diss my company and workplace.
Firstly, the guy who I fired had been caught stealing, not just stealing but he has caused a DP breach too which could have serious implications.
Secondly when I held the meeting to dismiss him, he got all arsey and started to try and pass the buck and come up with some ridiculous bits of shit despite me throwing all the evidence at him.
Rabbit in the headlamps really.
Asked him to pack his stuff and leave, he went round to a few people and launched into some peculiar tirades at my staff members. Then did a few insults and one at me and I laughed because he made himself look like a complete cock. Not one person took offence either.
My office culture is superb, I have 43 very excellent members of staff who are all paid extremely well and do a fantastic job all round, we all work hard, we also play hard sometimes.
Cool how every person voted for the insult day too
There's nothing wrong with the atmosphere in my place, I am a very lenient guy with everyone.
We do lots of team building trips and so on. It is a superb place to work, we have awards for that.
The insult day on friday wasn't my own idea, it came up in a meeting. We have all worked together for a long time, most of these have been with me when I set the business up 25 years ago. All loyal.
For people to comment about this insult day and to try and knock it and say my place isn't a good place to work etc, do yourself a favour, spend a week in my building, you will immediately change your opinion, it isn't some drab as fook office, it's electric. We dont have flakey people because they are not cut out in my line of work at all.
For all the others posting insults, you made me giggle childishly and I thank you all for the contributions in the true spirit of the initial post.
We hope to raise £500 on insult day for a special cause.
I'll also chuck in a £1 for every insult posted here today and an extra £1 for each one who is against my office culture.
Have fun folks and don't take life so seriously, you won't be getting out alive anyway
Context is everything however, it still doesnt make you look good "
I agree. I net one or more of the 43 employees doesn't feel comfortable with that situation,.and it looks like theres no privacy/confidentiality for employees either...not a good work environment,.could easily see this in an employment tribunal when an employee complains. |
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"Morning losers, how we all today midweek to the weekend?
Yesterday, I had to fire someone at work, not a problem.
He decided to flip out on a few people as he was saying goodbyes, which I secretly thought was piss funny.
A few insults he dished out amongst us.
The one I got was this:
' One day you will find yourself and you're going to be massively disappointed you knobhead '
Couldn't stop laughing at him.
Anyway, this friday in our office, we will be having an Insult day whereby we all rib each other with insults, no limits too. We're a hardy bunch. Also, it costs £1 per insult which goes into the charity pot. There's 27 of us in this Friday, 09:30 to 16:30, 7 hours of this.
Need some of your best insults and put downs so when I launch myself through the door on Friday I am armed to the teeth with insults.
Do your best/worst
No matter what your employee has done to get fired there is a dignified way to do it and behave afterwards. Obviously your employee was upset and angry...and you laughed at them??
That persona life has changed,if they have a family theirs too....
and yet you laughed at them and set up a 'Charity' insult day... What a toxic work environment you have. If I worked there I would be on to my Union to report this nasty behaviour and look for a new job. But its all banter bro!!! "
All that for a pound! Bargain. |
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