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Have you ever felt embarrassed buying something?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes think I speak for most tv/ts in this instance
My first time buying lingerie in a shop
Went in to the shop pretending to look for someone to scout out how busy the shop was
At the same time looking to see what cought my eye
I seen a black bra and matching knickers but there was a couple off woman around them so I diverted away another way and keep walking around the story
Till there was no one close to them then went up and quickly fumbled about with them as I found what I thought would be my size
Took them up to the counter shaking
As I got to the counter it was a woman serving me felt so imbalanced I asked if they done gift just so it would seem like they weren’t for me unfortunately they didn’t I sed it ok I them my self it’s a gift for me girlfriend quick got out the shop and stuck them in my backpack |
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Probably a pregnancy test when I was younger. Pretty awful really that I was scared what other people that didn’t have a clue who I was would think.
Now anything that could potentially embarrassing can be bought on Amazon and it’s a secret  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once bought my ex wife some porn star shoes from a lady on Facebook. The ball and chain was a tall lady and the same size 8 as myself. I didn't think much about going to this young ladies house to pick them up until I got there and she answered the door while talking on the phone and I had a sudden realisation that I was a man buying sex shoes from a woman at her front door! There was no explaining they are for my emasculator and not for myself! Instantly embarrassed, I must have looked so dodgy in that moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I went to the shop the other day to buy a cucumber as I was approaching the till I thought to myself, I can't have people people thinking im a vegan ...so I bought some vasaline and a dog collar so I didn't feel embarrassed (no offense to vegans it was just a joke) |
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"What was the item?
Sometimes I'm putting the wine and chocolate through the tills and I'm thinking are they thinking it's all I eat and drink.
Have a great day all.  "
Add a ton of posh cat food tin and now we’re talking. |
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When i lived in Holland i was asked by a work colleague to gmbuy a football top for his boy.
From our rivals team, i felt dirty even going into the shop to buy it. Like i was committing some horrble crime. i am not even that big of a football fan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably a pregnancy test when I was younger. Pretty awful really that I was scared what other people that didn’t have a clue who I was would think.
Now anything that could potentially embarrassing can be bought on Amazon and it’s a secret "
Deffo this, used to look around then grab it and hide it in my shopping lol |
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"What was the item?
Sometimes I'm putting the wine and chocolate through the tills and I'm thinking are they thinking it's all I eat and drink.
Have a great day all.
Add a ton of posh cat food tin and now we’re talking."
*a ton? Wth
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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I don't think I have.
There was one time I was 'tasked' to buy something which I was nervous about doing before, but once I was in the shop I think the guy behind the counter was more embarrassed  |
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"Asking the lady at the checkout if they had condoms - 5XL… then her insisting that she helped me with my shopping… into the car…. And then into the house….  "
I would also be embarrassed buying condoms that small |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, my younger brother is a Manchester United fan. I was so embarrassed when I had to buy him a Man United magazine when I was a teen. Luckily I slipped inside a folded up copy of penthouse and just opened it casually to show the cashier |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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Used to feel embarrassed going to buy condoms!
Then I realised, I’m getting laid! lol
Now I walk in there like ‘Conor Mcgreggor’ with swagger, dick swinging free in my grey joggers like the big daddy & announce loud & proud!
“Yes gimme those big dick large condoms mate, yeah those with wide girth”  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
A copy of the Daily Mail. 
Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"A copy of the Daily Mail.
Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.
A "
Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?
It's always the people you least expect I guess. |
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"A copy of the Daily Mail.
Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.
A
Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?
It's always the people you least expect I guess."
Yes. "Shocked and disappointed" doesn't even cover it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A copy of the Daily Mail.
Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.
A
Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?
It's always the people you least expect I guess.
Yes. "Shocked and disappointed" doesn't even cover it."
Hey!
There's was other stuff too. Fruit. Veg. A bottle of Blue Nun. Some tissues. Haemmeroid creme. That months edition of 'Big & Busty'.
And I had no idea of his political earnings when I offered to do his shopping for him.
A
*that Charlie Chaplin moustache though.....  |
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"A copy of the Daily Mail.
Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.
A
Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?
It's always the people you least expect I guess."
Not me, being a media slut....reads online Daily Mail, Sun, Mirror, Star, Express, Telegraph, Guardian/Observer,The Times and the New York Times and Caribbean news.
I used to read the Financial Times at uni...so glad I don't have to do that now...unless I'm planning to start investing in shares.... '
Clearly embarrassment at the tills is not my problem.
I mean I grew up in the era where they literally would toss free condoms everywhere. (80s baby) |
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I used to do the supply run for a tattoo studio.. boxes of latex glove, tubes of preparation H, vaseline and tongue depressors weekly from the same store for years, my Dodgy sense of humour had me adding random cock shaped items to the basket just for my own amusement. I could keep a really serious face going til about 5 seconds after I got out the door before giggling my way back to work. |
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