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Tell me a line from a movie that lives in your head RENT FREE
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ll go first:
White woman dying: ‘Alexa, call the police’
Alexa: ‘now playing fuck the police by NWA’
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Entire scripts live rent free there.
"3 billion human lives ended August 29th 1997, the survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day, they lived only to face a new nightmare, the war against the machines"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know. He quit.
Third stringer, I didn't need him. |
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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago
Beyond the Wall |
Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You only get 3 great women in your life. They come around like the great fighters. Once every ten years. |
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Ribbed... For her pleasure.
Ewwwwwwwwww.
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Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”"
someone sound the alarm for this one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's Johnny!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kick it in the guts Barry |
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
(And many others from the same film, which also includes the Fab-worthy, "There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.") |
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I am Connor Macleod from the clan Macleod and I've come for your head! |
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"someone sound the alarm for this one"
Sorry about that. It was Compy’s fault. I read her line and the obvious follow-up just wouldn’t leave my head unless I posted it. |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist" |
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You’re gonna need a bigger boat.... |
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"they may take our lives,but they'll never take our freedom" |
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“Never let anyone know what you are thinking” from The Godfather Part 3 |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I've watched the Blues Brothers way too many times! |
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I'm going to cut your heart out, with a spoon!
[Later]
Why a spoon, cousin?
Because it'll hurt more |
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"I won't call him Dad. Even if there's a fire! "
"You're not a doctor,you're a curly headed fuck"
"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I was watching cops"
I could probably quote that whole movie  |
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"I'm going to cut your heart out, with a spoon!
[Later]
Why a spoon, cousin?
Because it'll hurt more"
Best line ever!! |
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Iceberg dead ahead Sir!
(1958 version) |
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Frankly my dear I dont give a dam ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bye Felicia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sanka, yuh dead? |
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By *eapathMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I love it when a plan comes together. |
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By *ran82Man
over a year ago
rutland |
I just went in there, and Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. - And on top of that, he just came into Harry's and he ordered three T66 turbos, with NOS, and a MoTeC system exhaust. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun  |
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't wanna be like anyone else that's why I'm a Mod see,
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I bet I could kill up with my teacup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same film:
“This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”
“I don't want to die without any scars.”
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
“You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
And waaaaaaay too many more to quote.
Chuck Palahniuk is the man. |
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'Even now in heaven there were angels carrying savage weapons.'
(The Prophecy) |
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How’d ya do, I see you’ve met my, faithful, handyman |
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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago
Vale of Glamorgan |
What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Redemption lies within |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You couldn’t live with your own failure.
Where did that bring you?
Back to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all due respect to you, who's your wife? A five-pound bag of flour with a hole in it?
Heat although mellisa mccarthy has too many to choose from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Marvin Gaye… SHOT! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to return some video tapes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rubber dinghy rapids bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
Great scene.
Great film.
Well some cuts. |
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"Sanka, yuh dead? "
Wanna kiss my lucky egg?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it puts the lotion in the basket" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check out the big brains brains on Brett |
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“I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, ‘Shut up.’ I be quiet. But when he leaves? I be talking again" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sanka, yuh dead?
Wanna kiss my lucky egg?!"
I see pride! I see power! I see a bad ass muda who won’t take no crap outta no-one.
Or something like that
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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago
exeter |
"Bullshit artist"
"I call bullshit on that"
"Porto"
"I'm shit scared Janet"
All from the same film. Most appalling thing I've ever seen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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‘His name is big’
‘First or last?’
‘First’
‘What’s his last name? Spray? ’
‘You should talk, BUCK’
Ah what a film
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is cat dead"?
"Have to get pizza for cat"
"Great big whoppers of things".
"Hello, I be Bubby, the cling wrap killer".
(All from the Aussie film 'Bad Boy Bubby) |
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Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham. |
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You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. |
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“No way kemosabe… this is my house now” |
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"Sanka, yuh dead?
Wanna kiss my lucky egg?!
I see pride! I see power! I see a bad ass muda who won’t take no crap outta no-one.
Or something like that
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I see Junior |
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"I'm going to cut your heart out, with a spoon!
[Later]
Why a spoon, cousin?
Because it'll hurt more
Best line ever!!"
That's the one I was thinking of. Plus the excellent line later on "there's always room for one more"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No luck catching them swans then |
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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
"I did not hit her, it's not true, its bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not... Oh hi Mark."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
"I did not hit her, it's not true, its bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not... Oh hi Mark."
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That film.
Such a classic. Want to play catch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know you’re all roadmen and naughty boys
in a Geordie accent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabienne : Whose chopper is this?
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby.
Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
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Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son. |
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"I've had enough of these motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking airplane" |
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"I'm going to cut your heart out, with a spoon!
[Later]
Why a spoon, cousin?
Because it'll hurt more
Best line ever!!
That's the one I was thinking of. Plus the excellent line later on "there's always room for one more" "
You, 8 oclock...
You, 8.30.. and bring a friend! |
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Frankly my dear, I couldn't give a damn.. |
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Bond: Do you expect me to talk?!
Goldfinger: No Mr Bond, I expect you to Die!! |
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You stay alive. No matter what it takes!
I Will find You. |
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And now my friend, the firsta rule of Italian driving. Whatsa behind me is not important  |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who? Who? ....What are you a fuckin owl?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What I do have is a particular set of skills..
They are all perfect.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fave has been said so my back ups (sorry I stopped reading)
“You screw up just this much you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong”
And
“I have two guns. One for each of ya” |
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“Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads“ |
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Where are you… you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? |
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What would have been your last words to the victim?
RUN BITCH!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!! |
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“Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" “I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, ‘Shut up.’ I be quiet. But when he leaves? I be talking again""
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions |
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I feel the need for speed!
We're gonna need a bigger boat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would have been your last words to the victim?
RUN BITCH!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!"
Looooove that film!!! Sooo funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. |
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Ok… let me begin my three part apology by saying that I think you’re a wonderful human, with great potential… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dr Chiltern i presume |
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Venkman: "Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"
Alice's colleague: "What has that got to do with it?"
Venkman: "Back off man, I'm a scientist!" |
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"Put the bunny back in the box."
He's got the whole world, in his hands.
He's got the whole world, in his hands.
He's got the whole world, in his hands.
He's got the whole world, in his hands. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
and I work like a dog day and
night, drinking coffee from a pot none of you want to touch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fascist"
Hag
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
When arnie says “crommmm” after throwing the witch in the fire on Conan |
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Oh shit I just shot Marvin in the face |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Fascist
Hag
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The greater good... |
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By *eapathMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"" it puts the lotion in the basket" "
I vote you win Daisy, I had forgotten that complete gem. Must use it more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's so many and they change all time.
Currently its
"So don't forget me, come up close, be under my skin
Like fate no end, you're under my skin
We are better days
Now you're sitting pretty in my brain" |
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By *picMan
over a year ago
Petworth |
Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr.Pepper and make it fast, I'm in a god dam hurry!
Sherriff Buford T Justice |
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"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."
Love that movie |
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"Kippyayeyaymotherfucker"
Almost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's been emotional" |
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"Sanka, yuh dead? "
Yeah man.
I am feeling very Olympic today. |
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Sixty percent of the time it works every time |
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Well, this is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you. |
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'her name is not Sticks! She’s Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she’s gonna want is a hairy chest!”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This house is a fucking prison! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just when you think your out , they pull you back in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sanka, yuh dead?
Yeah man.
I am feeling very Olympic today."
#some people say they know they can't belive... Jamaica we have a bobsled team |
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"This house is a fucking prison! "
In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick |
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Probably the entire Airplane! screenplay but, in particular:
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."
"Don't call me Shirley."
"Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My father made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This house is a fucking prison!
In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick "
Yesss |
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"Doing what I can, with what I got"
Burt gummer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' |
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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago
London |
"Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
(And many others from the same film, which also includes the Fab-worthy, "There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.")"
I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake, but in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women.
Genius.
G |
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Also from same film franchise
"Running isnt a plan, Running is what you do when a plan fails" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice... I am willing to make |
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Well maybe you're not afraid of me, but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh |
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
I've watched the Blues Brothers way too many times!"
It's one of my all time fave movies!
Mrs |
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Don't ya like clowns?
Aren't we fucking funny kid?
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What do you to do with Prokofiev?
Fuck |
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""The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist""
One of my favourite films  |
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"Although we may run out of Pan Am coffee; we will never run out of TWA tea." |
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Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. |
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‘ I’m not quite sure how to put this, but…I’m kind of a big deal…I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.‘ |
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Have you ever bin to Poughkeepsie……. you have haven’t you……..you bin picking’ your feet in Poughkeepsie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
Hasta la vista baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take me to bed or lose me forever
I feel the need, the need for speed |
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"That's when you know you've found somebody really special, When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence." |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Korben... ma man! |
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We're not going to make it, are we... people I mean.
It is in your nature to destroy yourselves |
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By *anSMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt…………. Me!
BrickTop from the Guy Ritchie film Snatch.
Soooooo many great quotes in that film, but the above is by far my favourite |
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'hate hate hate,hate hate hate. Double hate. Loooath entirely ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'hate hate hate,hate hate hate. Double hate. Loooath entirely '"
One o'clock, Wallow in self pity
Four thirty, Stare into the abyss
Five o'clock, Solve world hunger; Tell no one
Five thirty, Jazz-ercise
Six thirty, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again!
Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing...
I'm booked! |
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My own Brother! A Goddamn blood-sucking Vampire!!
You just wait til Mom finds out!! |
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They may take our lives but they never take our FREEDOM. |
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"My own Brother! A Goddamn blood-sucking Vampire!!
You just wait til Mom finds out!!"
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires. |
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We are the borg lower your shields and surrender your ships we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own resistance is futile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you want? I say what’s on my mind and if you don’t like it fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of mine are from drag race
"...her I hardly know her"
"Opulance, you own everything"
Oh and how can I forget "play da movie, ya play da movie" those born after DVDs went extinct won't know that one hahaha |
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over a year ago
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“I’m about to whoop your old ass man cause I’m sick of playing games” |
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"'hate hate hate,hate hate hate. Double hate. Loooath entirely '
One o'clock, Wallow in self pity
Four thirty, Stare into the abyss
Five o'clock, Solve world hunger; Tell no one
Five thirty, Jazz-ercise
Six thirty, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again!
Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing...
I'm booked!"
The best |
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"Revenge is a dish best served cold." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nice thread Steve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You never go full retard" |
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"My own Brother! A Goddamn blood-sucking Vampire!!
You just wait til Mom finds out!!"
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Surely you can’t be serious
Yes I am serious and don’t call me Shirley |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smokies back here taking a shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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-‘They let you pick any name you want when you get down there.‘
-‘And you landed on Mclovin?’
-‘Yeah it was between that and Mohammed.’
-‘Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed? Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person-‘
-‘Mohammed is the most commonly used name on earth read a fucking book for once.’
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