A very successful erectile dysfunction treatment - however when applied to haemorrhoids accidentally thinking it was Anusol it seems to have an undesirable effect of turning standard haemorrhoids into a bunch of aubergines hanging from your arse - has anyone else found this??  |
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"A very successful erectile dysfunction treatment - however when applied to haemorrhoids accidentally thinking it was Anusol it seems to have an undesirable effect of turning standard haemorrhoids into a bunch of aubergines hanging from your arse - has anyone else found this?? "
I'm currently trying not to look like a loony by lol'ing on the bus ( ) sorry op but its too funny.... |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in? 
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus  "
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen "
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!  |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!! "
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder. |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder."
No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.
Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.  |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.
No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.
Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead. "
Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.
No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.
Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.
Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady "
Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.
No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.
Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.
Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady
Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster "
Lying toad |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.
No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.
Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.
Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady
Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster
Lying toad "
Best reply of the day. . Actually made me snort. |
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"Picture proof please !
Which picture category would that go in?
Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...
Oh like a strawberry anus
Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen
I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!
Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.
Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.
But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.
No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.
Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.
Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady
Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster
Lying toad
Best reply of the day. . Actually made me snort. "
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It was definitely a friend who suffered…. Definitely not me… and whoever mentioned putting fiery jack, chilli & mustard on as a calming balm… theres a special place in hell for you!!! ( my friend says…)  |
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So how are the hemorrhoids this morning? Are they still a nice purple colour or have they gone green yet.
Trained medical practioner here (got my qualification from Trump Uni), could I recommend Bazuka Sub-Zero Home Use Freeze Treatment (that cool sensation will soon go...) |
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"So how are the hemorrhoids this morning? Are they still a nice purple colour or have they gone green yet.
Trained medical practioner here (got my qualification from Trump Uni), could I recommend Bazuka Sub-Zero Home Use Freeze Treatment (that cool sensation will soon go...)"
I shall check in with my friend - i think they only half read your advice and have started treating their haemorrhoids with Bazuka Verruca treatment by mistake…. |
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over a year ago
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"A very successful erectile dysfunction treatment - however when applied to haemorrhoids accidentally thinking it was Anusol it seems to have an undesirable effect of turning standard haemorrhoids into a bunch of aubergines hanging from your arse - has anyone else found this?? "
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I've grown aubergines in our greenhouse, and made some delicious aubergine chutney, which I will now have to cast into the ether, as I have no desire to be reminded of your unfortunate misapplication... |
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Sorry to hear that my friend!
I hope your aubergine arse grapes return to their natural colour / position soon! 
