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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a dad joke
But little Johnny is dateing three woman and couldn’t decide witch one to marry bween them so he decided to give them a test He took £1500 out of the bank and gave each one £500 to see how they'd spend it.
The first spent it all on herself. When he asked why, she said she wanted to look her best for him.
The second spent it all on him. When he asked why, she said she wanted him to look his best.
The third spent half on herself and half on him so that they'd both look their best.
Which one did he choose?
Simple, he chose the one with the biggest tits. |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Not a dad joke
But little Johnny is dateing three woman and couldn’t decide witch one to marry bween them so he decided to give them a test He took £1500 out of the bank and gave each one £500 to see how they'd spend it.
The first spent it all on herself. When he asked why, she said she wanted to look her best for him.
The second spent it all on him. When he asked why, she said she wanted him to look his best.
The third spent half on herself and half on him so that they'd both look their best.
Which one did he choose?
Simple, he chose the one with the biggest tits."
Hehe. Nice one. But I think you meant to post that in my "dirty jokes" post. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a dad joke
But little Johnny is dateing three woman and couldn’t decide witch one to marry bween them so he decided to give them a test He took £1500 out of the bank and gave each one £500 to see how they'd spend it.
The first spent it all on herself. When he asked why, she said she wanted to look her best for him.
The second spent it all on him. When he asked why, she said she wanted him to look his best.
The third spent half on herself and half on him so that they'd both look their best.
Which one did he choose?
Simple, he chose the one with the biggest tits.
Hehe. Nice one. But I think you meant to post that in my "dirty jokes" post. Lol"
I didn’t see the dirty jokes thread till after posting |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I text my boss this morning " what's the difference between this morning and your daughter "
He asked what !! I said
" I'm not coming in this morning "
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Lmao. oh that would be the absolute best way to get fired. Shag his daughter and then tell him about it through the art of a cryptic pun. |
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