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over a year ago
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"Toffee sauce, whipped cream, chocolate trifle - I have a a visitor coming with a sweet tooth!
Ooh best put those hobknobs in too  "
I think I’ll do a whole week’s shop! I could be staying!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well just to make you squirm when you go through the till....
A cucumber, condoms, itch cream, wart treatment, anusol, lube in the biggest bottle you can find and buy 6 of them and two packs of painkillers, don't forget cable ties, black bags, shovel and fly spray. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well just to make you squirm when you go through the till....
A cucumber, condoms, itch cream, wart treatment, anusol, lube in the biggest bottle you can find and buy 6 of them and two packs of painkillers, don't forget cable ties, black bags, shovel and fly spray. "
It’s going to be an interesting evening!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well just to make you squirm when you go through the till....
A cucumber, condoms, itch cream, wart treatment, anusol, lube in the biggest bottle you can find and buy 6 of them and two packs of painkillers, don't forget cable ties, black bags, shovel and fly spray.
It’s going to be an interesting evening! "
No using the self service checkouts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well just to make you squirm when you go through the till....
A cucumber, condoms, itch cream, wart treatment, anusol, lube in the biggest bottle you can find and buy 6 of them and two packs of painkillers, don't forget cable ties, black bags, shovel and fly spray.
It’s going to be an interesting evening!
No using the self service checkouts."
It’s a deal if you show me what it’s all for! |
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"A bag of giant flaming wotsits, a lion bar, and a tub of Mackey's dairy ice cream.
It is the perfect post-meet munch."
You have just put me in the mood for FH wotsits now lol |
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