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I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. |
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"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "
I’m easily led, when it comes to Jaffa cakes… |
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over a year ago
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Depends who it is .. I can be exceptionally easy, or exceptionally difficult.
If it’s someone incredibly sexy I can be simultaneously very easy and very hard at the same time!
(Geddit!? *it’s an erection gag*  ) |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "
The real question is, how does one become your friend? I have jellybeans? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean it depends on a number off things with me
Like level off horn
How upfront about what it is
If they being truthful in they profile
If I have traveled to a club or something
Some times I can be easyer than easy other times I could completely play hard ball and never drop my knickers
Just depends on how I am feeling at that time |
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over a year ago
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Christ I can be a total push over, just say the words "fuck me" and I'm all yours. Other times I can be bloody hard work and it's as if my knickers are super glued on to my arse. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I'm really easy if I like you enough.
Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.
This is me  "
The real question is how do I get you to like me enough? I have jelly beans? |
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"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "
I'm not easy because I'm neurodivergent. Nowt to do with my class level as I can code switch easily between classes. |
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"I'm really easy if I like you enough.
Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.
This is me "
I think ball gags work a lot better than jelly beans......well I think they would on me! |
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"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "
Definitely not.
Until I am.
Then yes.
Like most things its contextual. You feel that spark, its immediate. Zing. Gone. Out into the reeds never to return.
And I fucking love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really easy if I like you enough.
Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.
You an ice queen? Never! I'll just go get the strap-on  "
I'll bend over my dining table and wait in wet anticipation of those 34" inch legs. |
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Easy?
That tends to depend who's asking.
Yes, ONS have their place.
But connection & chemistry are important to me.
Horrendous flirt, poly and more than happy with finding play partners (a friend of mine recently said, 'Sex is like badminton. Play it with your friends').
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Very good question I used to be
Very particular as it States on the
Profile .I want meeting of minds
Before bodies .I wouldn't dream of
Fucking a stranger . them comes Maya illness then comes covid .
No sex then no sign on sex at all .
Brings us to present day .I recent trip to the doctors brings me to think someone what of my own
Mortality. So in answer to the question .In the words of lionel Richie. I'm easy like Sunday morning .
Brethrn
Brother sister blk and white rich or poor the tranvest and woman next
Door the guy on the roof
And who else is there fuck me I'm in ryhming mode I do declare.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "
That's the sort of reply I'd come out with haha. To the outside world I am boring, sensible, prim, proper, last person you'd think was into sharing sexual experiences. If you are lucky enough to really get to know me, I'll bend over and even take my own knickers off...if I'm wearing any
Mrs |
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over a year ago
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Not Saturday afternoon?
Hmmmm.
Or evening.
Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup."
Yeah I think I’d have to add Saturday in there too. Also nearly Sunday afternoon. So close! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Then do you like pino
colards getting caught it the rain
Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady
I'm looking for come with me
Let's escape .
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I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!  |
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Then do you like pino
colards getting caught it the rain
Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady
I'm looking for come with me
Let's escape .
I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!! "
Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when... |
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Then do you like pino
colards getting caught it the rain
Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady
I'm looking for come with me
Let's escape .
I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!! "
me either I don't drink |
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Then do you like pino
colards getting caught it the rain
Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady
I'm looking for come with me
Let's escape .
I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!
Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when..."
I know right? Over a game of pool? |
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Then do you like pino
colards getting caught it the rain
Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady
I'm looking for come with me
Let's escape .
I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!
Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when...
I know right? Over a game of pool? "
You know it... |
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Then do you like pino
colards getting caught it the rain
Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady
I'm looking for come with me
Let's escape .
I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!
Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when...
I know right? Over a game of pool? "
Does this mean your not coming with me that your swayed by the demon drink and game of pool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, meet me by the supermarket recycling bins 
F
You going to kiss me and tell me I'm pretty?  "
Absolutely but only after I wipe Rex Holes' come off my lips. I wouldn't want him getting between us
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Not Saturday afternoon?
Hmmmm.
Or evening.
Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup.
Yeah I think I’d have to add Saturday in there too. Also nearly Sunday afternoon. So close! "
The lying bastards.
They said 3pm.
Should have ordered a Papa's instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention. "
I can verify this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Easy like Sunday morning
Not Saturday afternoon?
Hmmmm.
Or evening.
Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup.
Yeah I think I’d have to add Saturday in there too. Also nearly Sunday afternoon. So close!
The lying bastards.
They said 3pm.
Should have ordered a Papa's instead "
Indeed! We were sold a lie with the fish and chips!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention.
I can verify this "
Thanks for backing me up brucey I appreciate it |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention.
I can verify this
Thanks for backing me up brucey I appreciate it "
The worst (ride me) xox |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sexualy, I don't think I am easy. I mean for the right person, I sometimes find it hard to say no but in general I at least wait until date 3.
I am very easy in other ways though, a soft touch and a kind heart that wants to see the best in everyone. |
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"Sexualy, I don't think I am easy. I mean for the right person, I sometimes find it hard to say no but in general I at least wait until date 3.
I am very easy in other ways though, a soft touch and a kind heart that wants to see the best in everyone. "
You made me laugh there. I have a mate who says she dumps anyone she has sex with before date 3 as she obviously fancies them too much and there will be drama. |
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"Sexualy, I don't think I am easy. I mean for the right person, I sometimes find it hard to say no but in general I at least wait until date 3.
I am very easy in other ways though, a soft touch and a kind heart that wants to see the best in everyone.
You made me laugh there. I have a mate who says she dumps anyone she has sex with before date 3 as she obviously fancies them too much and there will be drama. "
I think she could be on to something there! |
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"Depends who it is .. I can be exceptionally easy, or exceptionally difficult.
If it’s someone incredibly sexy I can be simultaneously very easy and very hard at the same time!
(Geddit!? *it’s an erection gag* )"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm like a Rubik's cube
Can be done in 5 seconds be complete nerds?
Third time lucky…
Can be done in 5 seconds by complete nerds?"
That's obviously not you since it took you 3 attempts to write that... |
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"I'm like a Rubik's cube
Can be done in 5 seconds be complete nerds?
Third time lucky…
Can be done in 5 seconds by complete nerds?
That's obviously not you since it took you 3 attempts to write that..."
Is that a compliment? |
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"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"
So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?
*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "
I am easy, but anyone who says I don’t have any class will get a a good shoeing and a tirade of foul mouthed abuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm not easy but I'm not that complicated either. I had a young male friend tell me that "men are using me for sex" so I replied "what do you think I'm using them for?
Some people will always struggle to understand us libertines
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