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I think I just want a man...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To treat me the same way he treats his cock.

I want him to take flattering photos of me.

I want those oily massages every morning.

I want to make all his decisions for him.

Found that on social media and it made laugh so thought I'd share.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I slap mine when it doesn’t do what I want it to

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mine hangs about most of the day doing sod all

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

What, squash you into a pair of padded Lycra Cycling Shorts then cycle for several hours with you getting squeezed and sweaty?

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I saw a clip from a comedian, she was saying she was attracted to men, but didn't find them attractive... Made me giggle. Went on about a couple on the audience, lady was well turned out, guy was on a baseball cap, she asked why they didn't get ready for us.

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