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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Missing people sucks! 
I miss real alone time with D.  I obviously love our kids but having time for just us is rare. 
Jo.Xx "
Omg this. We’ve got a date planned on Saturday and it’s just such a rareity these days. I’ve not been this excited in AGES! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Jim Beam Maple.
Nectar of the gods and they go and discontinue it and replace it with 'Jim Beam Peach' and 'Jim Beam Apple'. 
Fuck you Jim, fuck you. A plague of mosquitos on your bell end and fire ants on your arsehole.......... 
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either "
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies "
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant! |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies "
The what now?  |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant! "
Yum  |
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"Missing people sucks!
I miss real alone time with D. I obviously love our kids but having time for just us is rare.
Jo.Xx
Omg this. We’ve got a date planned on Saturday and it’s just such a rareity these days. I’ve not been this excited in AGES!"
That's lovely Pickles!
Jo.Xx |
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"Missing people sucks!
I miss real alone time with D. I obviously love our kids but having time for just us is rare.
Jo.Xx
That's easily fixed. Lock them in the shed for a few hours. "
All 4 of them?! 
They'd rip the roof off to escape!
Jo.Xx |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum "
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc"
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha  |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
The what now? "
Maybe it was a local thing haha |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha "
As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t
Marc |
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"Missing people sucks!
I miss real alone time with D. I obviously love our kids but having time for just us is rare.
Jo.Xx
That's easily fixed. Lock them in the shed for a few hours. "
*starts building a shed!! 
D. |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha
As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t
Marc"
Ah so it was a common thing yay ...
Well I miss that  |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha
As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t
Marc
Ah so it was a common thing yay ...
Well I miss that "
Malcolm the Fish man! Used to love getting a tray of prawns
Tinder |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
The what now?
Maybe it was a local thing haha"
Nah.
They did it in London decades ago.
I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.  
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha
As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t
Marc
Ah so it was a common thing yay ...
Well I miss that
Malcolm the Fish man! Used to love getting a tray of prawns
Tinder "
Omfg that was his name .. Same guy hahaha |
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"Missing people sucks!
I miss real alone time with D. I obviously love our kids but having time for just us is rare.
Jo.Xx "
I'm with you on this alone time with the Mr is probably what I crave most.
Mrs |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
The what now?
Maybe it was a local thing haha
Nah.
They did it in London decades ago.
I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.
A"
It is an acquired taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.
I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.
I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot |
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"I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.
I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.
I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot "
I can try help fix the last bit 
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.
I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.
I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot
I can try help fix the last bit
Mrs "
I am very excited for those! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My life, I miss the life I had we her, my kids and dogs. She messed up again but for my own mental health I couldn't stay again so I left, and now my health is worse than ever
After 15 years married through thick and thin, I'm not ready to live alone.
So I miss my life and all the happy and fucked up the things we got up to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
The what now?
Maybe it was a local thing haha
Nah.
They did it in London decades ago.
I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.
A
It is an acquired taste "
It's filth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha
As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t
Marc
Ah so it was a common thing yay ...
Well I miss that
Malcolm the Fish man! Used to love getting a tray of prawns
Tinder
Omfg that was his name .. Same guy hahaha "
All we had over here in the pubs were the people selling the single red roses all night long! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.
I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.
I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot "
Going to get your wish for the sunshine, apparently we have a 2 week heat wave on its way. |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!
Yum
I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.
They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs
Marc
Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha
As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t
Marc
Ah so it was a common thing yay ...
Well I miss that
Malcolm the Fish man! Used to love getting a tray of prawns
Tinder
Omfg that was his name .. Same guy hahaha
All we had over here in the pubs were the people selling the single red roses all night long! "
Oh god that was really irritating I remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation! "
Thighs!
Where's mine? |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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I miss having a government.
Some people have an issue about where they get there sausages from so the rest of us have to do with being ruled by a minister and civil servants we didn't elect.
Schools, hospitals, infrastructure....like any of that matters. |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.
And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either
And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies
The what now?
Maybe it was a local thing haha
Nah.
They did it in London decades ago.
I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.
A"
Used to come in every weekend in the pubs I ran... stunk the place out for hours...haha
Eating cockles n muscles at the bar.. yuk!! |
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation!
Thighs!
Where's mine? "
Oi, get your eyes up. I can't see your boobs properly when you're staring at my thighs...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which one?
One of my many obvs
Don't! You will make them jealous, and all hell will break loose. "
My lifestyle's exciting,
imagine being the reason that two girls are fighting
Both hands swinging nonstop like a Breitling.
So sorry to my brown ting from Loughton, and sorry to my white ting from Brighton
(Can I get away with saying that?)
- Dave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.
Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation!
Thighs!
Where's mine?
Oi, get your eyes up. I can't see your boobs properly when you're staring at my thighs...
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You know I'll never be able to promise not to look at the thighs or touch them, why do you think I stand near you at the socials |
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