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over a year ago
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I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks 
Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why? 
Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday 
Lol nope but you wanna hope I muster the energy to shave my bits before then "
Fur burger is probably the only one I have to think about before eating lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday
Lol nope but you wanna hope I muster the energy to shave my bits before then
Fur burger is probably the only one I have to think about before eating lol"
But you'd still eat it! Lol, shocking. Or not! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own 
Are you sure? 
Well I would of taken one (or 2) for the team but just to be a good sport lol x "
I'd return the favour if the shoe was on the other foot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks
Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?
Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-
D"
Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form |
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks
Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?
Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-
D
Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form "
Planning on bringing your A game Dave?? Xx |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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Aw glad youre better x
Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic 
Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks
Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?
Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-
D
Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form "
You still can Mister!! Don't want no Brewers droop going on! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Aw glad youre better x
Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic
Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? "
Actually just seen Dave's pic its like a mirror image.
May go on a fabbing stampede in a bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw glad youre better x
Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic
Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? "
Lol no i never but I do now! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks
Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?
Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-
D
Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form
You still can Mister!! Don't want no Brewers droop going on!"
No just a quick half dozen pints of delay spray or 'strongbow' as most people call it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)"
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X "
Ok and I'll bring the petrol???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X "
I'l bring mine too. Got gator golf and twister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush! "
Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw glad youre better x
Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic
Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air?
Actually just seen Dave's pic its like a mirror image.
May go on a fabbing stampede in a bit "
Oh it you insist, don't forget mine |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Aw glad youre better x
Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic
Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? "
Suitably adjusted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X
Just Pringles for me"
Is that for your party trick? |
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X
Ok and I'll bring the petrol???
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Hahahha!!
Twister?? Ill bring the baby oil then x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X
Just Pringles for me
Is that for your party trick?"
No just my belly to get my strength up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X
Just Pringles for me"
What was the d*unk character in viz.? Was it 8 ace ? |
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!
Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!"
I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Shall I bring my new toys?! X
Just Pringles for me
Is that for your party trick?
No just my belly to get my strength up"
New avatar idea there I reckon?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!
Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!
I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink! "
You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!
Oo don't worry the lush on the east
coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!
I'm not sure what you are trying to
suggest Dave, I don't even drink! "
Anything under 40%!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. "
Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday "
Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag |
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!
Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!
I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink!
You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!!"
I do really, I'm being sarky as Dave found my d*unken messages, shenanigans and then Saturdays hangover of great amusement. That coupled with the fact my postman has probably tested out my butt plug and its been a crazy few days haha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)
Are you trying to get us d*unk David?
Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!
Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!
I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink!
You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!!
I do really, I'm being sarky as Dave found my d*unken messages, shenanigans and then Saturdays hangover of great amusement. That coupled with the fact my postman has probably tested out my butt plug and its been a crazy few days haha x"
Girl after my own heart! |
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you!"
If they carry on like this chick we might have to tell them to carry on with their sports and forget about us! Typical blokes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday
Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag "
Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you!
If they carry on like this chick we might have to tell them to carry on with their sports and forget about us! Typical blokes "
Yes they're sailing close to the wind! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday
Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag
Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!! "
Only the 1st 10 weirdo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday
Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag
Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!! "
Is she cute? |
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse "
I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave?
Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get revenge on me later x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.
I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday
Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag
Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!!
Only the 1st 10 weirdo "
Lol new you'd get that |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse
I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave?
Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get revenge on me later x"
Shove it in far enough he won't get a chance |
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over a year ago
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse
I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave?
Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get
revenge on me later x"
Be any flavour you want my taste buds are in my mouth!!!!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok the lube flavours are as follows.
Bubble gum
Cola cube
Pear drop
Aniseed balls
Rhubarb and custard.
There's 2 of each so should be enough x "
Fucking hell I bet your postman loved you!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok the lube flavours are as follows.
Bubble gum
Cola cube
Pear drop
Aniseed balls
Rhubarb and custard.
There's 2 of each so should be enough x "
Love pear drops!! |
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"Ok the lube flavours are as follows.
Bubble gum
Cola cube
Pear drop
Aniseed balls
Rhubarb and custard.
There's 2 of each so should be enough x
Fucking hell I bet your postman loved you!!"
Ha. These were from Anne summers a while back. Gotta pic up my 3 new toys tomorrow morning from the sorting office. X  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Play nice you two!!!
Oh we will
Quietly though until Match of the Day has finished. Then you can be as noisy as you like
Just join in once you've finished being a footie bore Ryan! X"
Ok after Dave has fluffed you both I will come and pay attention |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?
Oh yes please. What a good idea
I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle "
Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time |
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over a year ago
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?
Oh yes please. What a good idea
I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle
Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time"
And some of that square sausage you were raving about? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?
Oh yes please. What a good idea
I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle
Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time
And some of that square sausage you were raving about? "
I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?
Oh yes please. What a good idea
I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle
Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time
And some of that square sausage you were raving about?
I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs "
So you did know where I could buy it south of the border??? Tut |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?
Oh yes please. What a good idea
I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle
Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time
And some of that square sausage you were raving about?
I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs
So you did know where I could buy it south of the border??? Tut "
I'm not convinced its meat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a private party?
Or can anyone join in??
Have you missed me?
I have! Where you been ? "
Would love to say I have been kidnapped by a gang of hunky hung men and used as their sex slave, but it wouldn't be true lol!!
Been busy bee and getting some work finished and fighting off burglars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a private party?
Or can anyone join in??
Have you missed me?
I have! Where you been ?
Would love to say I have been kidnapped by a gang of hunky hung men and used as their sex slave, but it wouldn't be true lol!!
Been busy bee and getting some work finished and fighting off burglars "
Omg hope your both ok ? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day "
What do you do with all the toys? |
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?"
Sells them on that e bay site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?"
Now theres an idea for Sassy's pic challenge! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?"
I keep them in a safe repository |
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?
I keep them in a safe repository "
Whats a safe suppository!? (and you said that butt plug was for Dave! I know your sort!) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?
I keep them in a safe repository "
A glass cabinet in your office? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?
I use them as a suppository "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?
I use them as a suppository "
I think I just dribbled with laughter at that one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno what it is with people fixated with breaking and entering my backside on here
It's out of bounds I tell you"
There's that protesting too much thing goin on again botty-boi ! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.
I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !
As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan
Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?
I keep them in a safe repository
A glass cabinet in your office?"
Lockable. Won't be long before they can be entered into Antiques Roadshow. Or David Dickinson may want to 'Oction' them |
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