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Your sexual super skill..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. what is it?
By that I mean what do you think you’re particularly good at when it comes to the birds and the bees stuff?
Maybe you can breathe through your ears so can spend hours slurping away between the thighs of your beau without surfacing for breath?
Maybe you’re excellent at pegging or maybe you’re one of those alpha sexual athletes that likes to “shag all night long” (not me, I’ll be done and dusted in well under an hour tbh, and I like my sleep. Shagging all night sounds far too strenuous and tiresome to me)
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One time at uni, I had too much to drink and couldn’t get hard enough to play, so went to town licking her out, and gave her an asthma attack. My bad. But she certainly enjoyed it.
(That really sounded like “this one time at band camp” but anyway, it was an event) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I'm great at hanging up clothes when people chuck them on the floor.
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Don't laugh.
Don't fuckin do it...... 
Every time we drag some poor soul down to a room at the club....off comes Fox's dress and wham - straight on the fuckin floor. 
I don't spend £8.99 on those things from Shein for them to end up on a floor that could be covered in all manner of bodily fluids and discarded tissues...... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am by far the best in bed in this entire website! Without a lie or an exaggeration
I can literally get in and fall asleep within seconds!! That can’t be beaten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm...
Recent highlights include:
"Ok, I'm gonna need a vape break"
"How the hell are you doing this?"
"Are you like a fucking Duracell bunny or something?"
"Jesus Christ. Oh. My. God. Why did no one tell me this is what I was missing?"
"Never ever take your dick out of my pussy. Ever."
So I guess I'm good at being, ok'ish at the sex. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Hmmmm...
Recent highlights include:
"Ok, I'm gonna need a vape break"
"How the hell are you doing this?"
"Are you like a fucking Duracell bunny or something?"
"Jesus Christ. Oh. My. God. Why did no one tell me this is what I was missing?"
"Never ever take your dick out of my pussy. Ever."
So I guess I'm good at being, ok'ish at the sex."
I need a cigarette just reading that. And I don’t even smoke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm...
Recent highlights include:
"Ok, I'm gonna need a vape break"
"How the hell are you doing this?"
"Are you like a fucking Duracell bunny or something?"
"Jesus Christ. Oh. My. God. Why did no one tell me this is what I was missing?"
"Never ever take your dick out of my pussy. Ever."
So I guess I'm good at being, ok'ish at the sex.
I need a cigarette just reading that. And I don’t even smoke! "
Yeah...
I mean. I was cocky beforehand.
Soon. I can't even begin to comprehend.
Might need a new adjective. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No super skills just average at most things.
Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess  "
Right!
At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No super skills just average at most things.
Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess
Right!
At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone "
So one orgasm each and snacks the rest of the time?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No super skills just average at most things.
Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess
Right!
At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone
So one orgasm each and snacks the rest of the time? "
Average sex , an orgasm, then you’re going to feed me snacks afterwards?! I’m turned on already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No super skills just average at most things.
Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess
Right!
At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone
So one orgasm each and snacks the rest of the time?
Average sex , an orgasm, then you’re going to feed me snacks afterwards?! I’m turned on already "
I'm glad and my snack game is the only thing that isn't average   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at making them never want to see me again. It's a skill.
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This I find hard to believe - though it may explain your many reincarnations on Fab (which I had put down to you trying to hide from the myriad of men whose hearts you had broken!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at making them never want to see me again. It's a skill.
This I find hard to believe - though it may explain your many reincarnations on Fab (which I had put down to you trying to hide from the myriad of men whose hearts you had broken!)
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No it's very true actually, never met anyone more than once.
And I leave because people annoy me, I'm impulsive. I'm working on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I leave because people annoy me, I'm impulsive. I'm working on it. "
I leave because I realise that I'm an addict. But then I come back (however, not left this time as I discovered the Lounge, and that is probably my intravenous hit!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Making a fellas eyes water.
And that’s just by taking off my clothes , have you grabbed him by the bollocks
I have done. But he liked it so that one doesn’t count  "
What about pulling and twisting nipples? I've heard that can result in tears.
Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Believe I'm very gifted at blowjobs and always give amazing oil handjob xx "
You cannot beat an oil handjob. Paying special attention the the tip and head of the penis. Most intense orgasm I've ever had. Left me shaking. Especially with a bit of post orgasm torture thrown in for good measure |
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Sorry folks no bragging here about a 15 inch tongue and the ability to breath through my ears.
Looking objectively I wouldn’t consider my sexual superpower to be anything to do with the act itself.
I’d consider the fact that I treat everybody different/ like an individual, to be the best thing I bring to the table. Not every woman wants your tongue lapping away for hours on end in the same way not every woman wants you banging away like a jackhammer on steroids. Finding out what the lady/couple wants from the meet and doing my best to make sure they get it is the reason i get a lot of return meets on all the profiles Ive had over the years.
That’s not to picture myself as some kind of sexual guru. I’m just a regular guy with a slightly larger than average cock who attempts to engage a woman’s mind before her body.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once told that I only needed one hand to sexually please two nipples, the other hand to please as best possible below the belt and a tongue around the back of the ear to begin the best kind of foreplay of their lives.
While it is possible this may have happened in a fantasy or a dream of some kind, I certainly have done my best to fulfil all three of those tasks |
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I am great at making sperm go away!
You know how it builds up and you just need to get it out to make room for all the new stuff you are constantly making.
What to do with it when it comes out?
Well I can make it just “disappear”!
Either deposit it directly into me or into a suitable container. I will make it go away and if needed return the empty and clean container!
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