"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.
It feels like a Trident.
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Hang weights from it "
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I said it •feels• like a Trident, 'not that it's the •size• of a Trident! |
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"So....snapable?
She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?
Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed "
You'd struggle to piss to be honest. |
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By *ruceyyMan
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"So....snapable?
She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?
Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed
You'd struggle to piss to be honest. "
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"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.
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Watching you do a handstand to have a wee, now that's something I'd pay good money to see! |
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"So....snapable?
She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?
Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed
You'd struggle to piss to be honest. "
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"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.
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Watching you do a handstand to have a wee, now that's something I'd pay good money to see! "
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You made that rhyme so perfectly! |
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