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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli

Scaffold pole today, I could jack a car up (maybe slight exaggeration)

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

… coffin nail this morning, reckon I could hang a dart board on it!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Excellent. I need a new towel holder

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By *eardedman7Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Same feeling over here

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

Damn! I was hoping for a flagpole to raise my pride flag on. Nevermind

Cherry x

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"… coffin nail this morning, reckon I could hang a dart board on it!"

Would you let people throw darts?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Excellent. I need a new towel holder "

I use mine for that already

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Same feeling over here "

Must be the weather

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Damn! I was hoping for a flagpole to raise my pride flag on. Nevermind

Cherry x "

If it's a small one I can help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So....snapable?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.

It feels like a Trident.

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By *onsShlongMan  over a year ago

bury


"So....snapable? "

Vicious!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A day of hard labour after a 12 hour drinking session

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"So....snapable? "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.

It feels like a Trident."

Hang weights from it

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"So....snapable?

"

She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"So....snapable?

She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?"

Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.

It feels like a Trident.

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Hang weights from it "

I said it •feels• like a Trident, 'not that it's the •size• of a Trident!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So....snapable?

She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?

Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed "

You'd struggle to piss to be honest.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Harder than the financial times crossword!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"So....snapable?

She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?

Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed

You'd struggle to piss to be honest. "

(High five)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.

"

Watching you do a handstand to have a wee, now that's something I'd pay good money to see!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

... than my stance that chemists should have more different contraception methods available or at least a better selection of condoms

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"So....snapable?

She collects penises in her freezer. When she told me it did send a little alarm at first, but how can you stay mad at that face!?

Well if she cut mine off I'd be pissed

You'd struggle to piss to be honest. "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Harder than the financial times crossword! "

10 fold

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No, I'm totally soft. My bum is twitchy though...

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Indeed, same here. It's not dissipating and I've had to work miracles and perform a hand-stand to have a wee.

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Watching you do a handstand to have a wee, now that's something I'd pay good money to see! "

You made that rhyme so perfectly!

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