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By *inky Bunny OP   Man  over a year ago

Cardiff

Ghastly business squirting!

My last long-term was a constant heavy gusher/squirter.

The problem is once I had primed her she couldn't so much as have a nice kiss or a bit of simple canoodling (when out and about or before she left for work) without her soaking herself, her clothes, even the floor!

RESULT : A BAN ON KISSES/CUDDLES TILL BEDTIME

Do I want another squirter? Not as a partner NO NO NO NO NO!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Primed her?

What was she a blasting cap?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

sell the patent to Kercher, be great come the spring to clean the slabs on the drive

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Primed her?

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By *ittlebitWoman  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Ghastly business squirting!

My last long-term was a constant heavy gusher/squirter.

The problem is once I had primed her she couldn't so much as have a nice kiss or a bit of simple canoodling (when out and about or before she left for work) without her soaking herself, her clothes, even the floor!

RESULT : A BAN ON KISSES/CUDDLES TILL BEDTIME

Do I want another squirter? Not as a partner NO NO NO NO NO!"

Hehe I'm not a fan either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She buy any tenas?

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

still want to know what "priming" is..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love a women who can squirt or gush,proves that I'm pleasuring the lady.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple  over a year ago

Herts

Lol, Vince's ex used to be the same. He loved it for all of a few weeks before he got sick of having a wet, smelly bed/floor/sofa/car.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just put plastic sheets under the bed linen,yes you have to do more washing but that's the price you have to pay.

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By *inky Bunny OP   Man  over a year ago

Cardiff


"still want to know what "priming" is.. "

I primed her : as in got her ticking over

for constant use and action sexually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The thought actually makes me feel ill, puts me right off a couple when you read their veri's and its all 'I loved it when I made you gush' ewww

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"still want to know what "priming" is..

I primed her : as in got her ticking over

for constant use and action sexually

"

That's where you were going wrong.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

plastic sheeting is a very good idea.

I do shudder when I read 'we soaked the sofa, bed and carpet'... but hey, not my sofa or bed, so all good

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"plastic sheeting is a very good idea.

I do shudder when I read 'we soaked the sofa, bed and carpet'... but hey, not my sofa or bed, so all good "

They are not coming here!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"plastic sheeting is a very good idea.

I do shudder when I read 'we soaked the sofa, bed and carpet'... but hey, not my sofa or bed, so all good

They are not coming here!"

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By *ittlebitWoman  over a year ago

Plymouth


"I love a women who can squirt or gush,proves that I'm pleasuring the lady."

Umm not always.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ghastly business squirting!

My last long-term was a constant heavy gusher/squirter.

The problem is once I had primed her she couldn't so much as have a nice kiss or a bit of simple canoodling (when out and about or before she left for work) without her soaking herself, her clothes, even the floor!

RESULT : A BAN ON KISSES/CUDDLES TILL BEDTIME

Do I want another squirter? Not as a partner NO NO NO NO NO!"

That's a very unfair generalization! I squirt, but no where near that extent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i adore women that squirt. even better if its all over me. i just love it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I squirt, but can be taken out in public...honestly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol, she should have learnt to switch it off

Primed lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lmao at this thread, puts going out with a squirter in a whole new context lol

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By *andF_funCouple  over a year ago

Philly PA area

I agree w/ slutgirl.

I can squirt, but need to find the right button to get me going. Hubby can find it easily, but also knows how to fuck me so we don't have to change the sheets too.

Don't think all of us squirts always makes this wet. There are ways to trigger it, and ways not to.

And, not sure is she's really squirting when just getting kissed, a certain spot needs to be primed and pumped before she can squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my!!! I squirt and gush but not simply by a kiss, it takes a certain way to make this happen and the guy usually knows how to make it happen.

Slight exaggeration here i think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I agree w/ slutgirl.

I can squirt, but need to find the right button to get me going. Hubby can find it easily, but also knows how to fuck me so we don't have to change the sheets too.

Don't think all of us squirts always makes this wet. There are ways to trigger it, and ways not to.

And, not sure is she's really squirting when just getting kissed, a certain spot needs to be primed and pumped before she can squirt. "

+1 spot on

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Be great when there is a sprinkler ban in the summer. Just get them to sun bathe on your lawn knicker less

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By *inky Bunny OP   Man  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Oh my!!! I squirt and gush but not simply by a kiss, it takes a certain way to make this happen and the guy usually knows how to make it happen.

Slight exaggeration here i think"

Um, nope, the girl was primed and by kissing (as well as sucking me off) she squirted. Every time. End of.

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By *inky Bunny OP   Man  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Ghastly business squirting!

My last long-term was a constant heavy gusher/squirter.

Y

The problem is once I had primed her she couldn't so much as have a nice kiss or a bit of simple canoodling (when out and about or before she left for work) without her soaking herself, her clothes, even the floor!

RESULT : A BAN ON KISSES/CUDDLES TILL BEDTIME

Do I want another squirter? Not as a partner NO NO NO NO NO!

That's a very unfair generalization! I squirt, but no where near that extent. "

It's not a generalization nor an attempt at one. It's a report on what happened with my slut.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

massive use of bath sheets avoids a wet bed - rug - sofa wherever - i squirt but only the odd occasion have i formed a puddle but only cos we keep going - i mean why stop all that pleasure - at the moment in time we both so not arsed about wet

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By *aris23Woman  over a year ago

France

I'm quite fond of my bed so for me it's a plastic sheet with a large bath sheet on before things get started. Easily removed afterwards and put in the washing machine. Even better on hard flooring where a towel can just be laid down!

Once used up all the towels in my hotel room as we had sex about 10 times and had to ring down for more - had to say I had OCD about showering...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a guy "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ghastly business squirting!

My last long-term was a constant heavy gusher/squirter.

The problem is once I had primed her she couldn't so much as have a nice kiss or a bit of simple canoodling (when out and about or before she left for work) without her soaking herself, her clothes, even the floor!

RESULT : A BAN ON KISSES/CUDDLES TILL BEDTIME

Do I want another squirter? Not as a partner NO NO NO NO NO!"

Well I found an easy solution to this dilemma over a year ago. What you do is give them FUCK ALL to drink if you have them round no matter how much they ask for one. You will find after being in your company without a drink for an evening you will vastly reduce the chances of ending up with a soggy sponge.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ghastly business squirting!

My last long-term was a constant heavy gusher/squirter.

The problem is once I had primed her she couldn't so much as have a nice kiss or a bit of simple canoodling (when out and about or before she left for work) without her soaking herself, her clothes, even the floor!

RESULT : A BAN ON KISSES/CUDDLES TILL BEDTIME

Do I want another squirter? Not as a partner NO NO NO NO NO!"

I dont blame you, i dont think id be happy at not being able to have spontaneous sex in the bed in the morning without a shower curtain....

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"still want to know what "priming" is..

I primed her : as in got her ticking over

for constant use and action sexually

"

You fucking your car????

Primed and ticking over????

Never heard anything like it, unless I'm at the garage getting a service on my car. Maybe thats what the mechanics are talking about? Their Sluts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my!!! I squirt and gush but not simply by a kiss, it takes a certain way to make this happen and the guy usually knows how to make it happen.

Slight exaggeration here i think

Um, nope, the girl was primed and by kissing (as well as sucking me off) she squirted. Every time. End of."

I am sorry but I don't know any guy that can kiss at the same time as getting sucked of ! Also REALLY !!!! I like sucking a guy but its never made me squirt !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex-gf used to gush before she came. It really turned me on to have her gush into my mouth as I licked her pussy.

Fold a big bath towel and put it under her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely nothing wrong with a soaking or tsunami as they call it, where I come from. Besides if its part of the woman's response to copulation, then one can't do much else. But oh dear, I do love a 'tsunami'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Primed her?

Sounds more like you should have 'corked her' !!

Imagine the dry cleaning bills!!

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