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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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So, people who have sex with men. You know when you're doing the sex with a man, and you do that thing, with your, y'know... that you know will feel really good for him too... and he... ahem... "completes the transaction".
But you're... erm... "still shopping".
What happens next? Are you OK with him collapsing in a post nut heap while you deal with your own "completion", do you want him to continue "wandering the aisles" with you until you're ready to head to the checkout? Or are you just done when he is?
And just for the avoidance of doubt, the shopping analogy is all to do with sex and orgasms. I was being subtle.
Yeah... I'm not good at it. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"As a man in such a transaction, I would make sure the lady gets her goods first.  "
But... sometimes the lady wants to go second. Because it means the man is really enjoying the experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It depends!
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Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed. 
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It depends!
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Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F"
See.
This is the way. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway"
Pffft.
That sounds about right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends!
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Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F
See.
This is the way."
Need anymore advice? I'm here until 9pm.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What type of shop? Is it a garden centre where we might be looking for pansies? Department store for variety? Supermarket for sustenance? Or DIY store for spare parts? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Doesnt happen, I must either be very responsive or pick partners that are good at 'shopping'!"
It's totally hypothetical of course.
I'm so quick at shopping anyway. Speed through the checkout... then go back over and over because I forgot something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr speaking, absolutely no way I’m going in and blowing my lot before she’s Satisfied orally 1st, toys or what ever it takes women 1st
2nd,3rd can be the same way to
I enjoy pleasuring women as much as enjoying taking her |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It depends!
.
Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F
See.
This is the way.
Need anymore advice? I'm here until 9pm.
F"
Which end of the bat do you insert? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What type of shop? Is it a garden centre where we might be looking for pansies? Department store for variety? Supermarket for sustenance? Or DIY store for spare parts?"
Take me to a DIY store and I'll be making multiple transactions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends!
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Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F
See.
This is the way.
Need anymore advice? I'm here until 9pm.
F
Which end of the bat do you insert?"
It depends on their attitude, enthusiasm and I throw in a quick aptitude test to decide.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Doesnt happen, I must either be very responsive or pick partners that are good at 'shopping'!
It's totally hypothetical of course.
I'm so quick at shopping anyway. Speed through the checkout... then go back over and over because I forgot something."
Forgot to pay?
Don't worry. Security is usually old dudes or teenagers that eat too much cake and can't run fast.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mr speaking, absolutely no way I’m going in and blowing my lot before she’s Satisfied orally 1st, toys or what ever it takes women 1st
2nd,3rd can be the same way to
I enjoy pleasuring women as much as enjoying taking her "
I'm not saying the first transaction isn't complete. But maybe she forgot the squirty cream and went round again... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It depends!
.
Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F
See.
This is the way.
Need anymore advice? I'm here until 9pm.
F
Which end of the bat do you insert?
It depends on their attitude, enthusiasm and I throw in a quick aptitude test to decide.
F"
Do you provide the HB pencil? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Doesnt happen, I must either be very responsive or pick partners that are good at 'shopping'!
It's totally hypothetical of course.
I'm so quick at shopping anyway. Speed through the checkout... then go back over and over because I forgot something.
Forgot to pay?
Don't worry. Security is usually old dudes or teenagers that eat too much cake and can't run fast.
A"
Alright Mr "14 day money back guarantee"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I’m happy to finish without. If I do want to have an orgasm though, he will help which usually leads to another round so it really depends on how tired I am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends!
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Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F
See.
This is the way.
Need anymore advice? I'm here until 9pm.
F
Which end of the bat do you insert?
It depends on their attitude, enthusiasm and I throw in a quick aptitude test to decide.
F
Do you provide the HB pencil?"
No. If they haven't bought one then they are clearly underprepared.
F |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sometimes I’m happy to finish without. If I do want to have an orgasm though, he will help which usually leads to another round so it really depends on how tired I am "
In Tesco?
Kinky...
But also. Good recovery rate on Mr there  |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right "
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It depends!
.
Am I tired? - he can just flop into a heap and I don't need to sort myself out
Do I want to finish but NOW? - I'll sort myself out.
Do I want to finish but still want his involvement? - that's why I keep a cricket bat by my bed.
F
See.
This is the way.
Need anymore advice? I'm here until 9pm.
F
Which end of the bat do you insert?
It depends on their attitude, enthusiasm and I throw in a quick aptitude test to decide.
F
Do you provide the HB pencil?
No. If they haven't bought one then they are clearly underprepared.
F"
See. You are my hero |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last."
You weren't bleeding sweetie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I’m happy to finish without. If I do want to have an orgasm though, he will help which usually leads to another round so it really depends on how tired I am
In Tesco?
Kinky...
But also. Good recovery rate on Mr there "
Every little helps. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've never met one yet that's left an "unexpected item in the bagging area".
Always needs a full and complete transaction "
Jeepers.
Unexpected items are a completely different kettle of fish.
Although hopefully not actually a kettle. Or fish. |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie "
Do your worst... If you dare. |
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Having read some of the replies and your retort, surely a lady wanting to be second in the cue would have to pop to customer service for a price check as naturally the man in front would need a few minutes to collect himself lol |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm assuming us bi folk can answer this too
Well most of the time I'm with a guy ( not often these days ) then usually I'm actively seeking the payload... Then he can fuck off home "
That's why I said people who do the sex with men! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare. "
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The last time this happened to me I went back to the kissing and the snogging while another man erm … did his shopping from behind her."
Oooh. Shopping with two friends. That's a very good plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a man in such a transaction, I would make sure the lady gets her goods first.
But... sometimes the lady wants to go second. Because it means the man is really enjoying the experience."
But, it's the woman I enjoy more than the finish line.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Having read some of the replies and your retort, surely a lady wanting to be second in the cue would have to pop to customer service for a price check as naturally the man in front would need a few minutes to collect himself lol"
Flipping heck. I'm not moving that far. The customer service desk is miles away! I'll get the checkout dude to ding the bell. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As a man in such a transaction, I would make sure the lady gets her goods first.
But... sometimes the lady wants to go second. Because it means the man is really enjoying the experience.
But, it's the woman I enjoy more than the finish line.
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There's always one.
Prove it |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Can't say I currently have this problem
Dude.
Hypothetical!
Although there is that thing... with my... y'know... that makes them all... y'know "
Fine
Hypothetically - I'm more than happy to self check out. They can watch, maybe join in, maybe start the shopping again even |
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"So, people who have sex with men. You know when you're doing the sex with a man, and you do that thing, with your, y'know... that you know will feel really good for him too... and he... ahem... "completes the transaction".
But you're... erm... "still shopping".
What happens next? Are you OK with him collapsing in a post nut heap while you deal with your own "completion", do you want him to continue "wandering the aisles" with you until you're ready to head to the checkout? Or are you just done when he is?
And just for the avoidance of doubt, the shopping analogy is all to do with sex and orgasms. I was being subtle.
Yeah... I'm not good at it."
Question, is the bag for life reused? |
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"I'm assuming us bi folk can answer this too
Well most of the time I'm with a guy ( not often these days ) then usually I'm actively seeking the payload... Then he can fuck off home
That's why I said people who do the sex with men!"
Good ... That's my answer then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a man in such a transaction, I would make sure the lady gets her goods first.
But... sometimes the lady wants to go second. Because it means the man is really enjoying the experience.
But, it's the woman I enjoy more than the finish line.
There's always one.
Prove it "
But it's true, that's what drives me, sexually.
I don't think I could sit back to receive as such mentioned in the OP. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can't say I currently have this problem
Dude.
Hypothetical!
Although there is that thing... with my... y'know... that makes them all... y'know
Fine
Hypothetically - I'm more than happy to self check out. They can watch, maybe join in, maybe start the shopping again even "
Oooh I like it when they go around again |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie "
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So, people who have sex with men. You know when you're doing the sex with a man, and you do that thing, with your, y'know... that you know will feel really good for him too... and he... ahem... "completes the transaction".
But you're... erm... "still shopping".
What happens next? Are you OK with him collapsing in a post nut heap while you deal with your own "completion", do you want him to continue "wandering the aisles" with you until you're ready to head to the checkout? Or are you just done when he is?
And just for the avoidance of doubt, the shopping analogy is all to do with sex and orgasms. I was being subtle.
Yeah... I'm not good at it.
Question, is the bag for life reused? "
For the purposes of this analogy... no.
But on the whole... remember, kids, reuse, recycle! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm assuming us bi folk can answer this too
Well most of the time I'm with a guy ( not often these days ) then usually I'm actively seeking the payload... Then he can fuck off home
That's why I said people who do the sex with men!
Good ... That's my answer then "
Ooooh. You do the sex with men!
Pervert. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If there are other shops available, I may well continue shopping in one of those, otherwise, I kinda like help packing and carrying to the car......"
Another shop is a good call. We like choice. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As a man in such a transaction, I would make sure the lady gets her goods first.
But... sometimes the lady wants to go second. Because it means the man is really enjoying the experience.
But, it's the woman I enjoy more than the finish line.
There's always one.
Prove it
But it's true, that's what drives me, sexually.
I don't think I could sit back to receive as such mentioned in the OP. "
But... the special thing... with the y'know!
There's no sitting back... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?"
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well I would use the self checkout if I was tired, if not I'd let him have a rest then get back to wandering the aisles again till we both reach the checkout."
I like to get to the checkout hand in hand... at least the 14th or 15th time... |
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I try to prepare ahead and make sure she gets everything she needs on the way to the shop.
The car's well stocked and there's plenty of items available so it's never usually an issue. Even if she asks a few times, the desired result can be achieved in a differing way each time.
Once I'm sure there's only a couple of things we need from the shop do I call in.
Not discounting the fact she may still need something but it means I can search the aisle's for myself with a bit more confidence that she's not leaving completely without anything. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sex doesn't have to end in an orgasm for us, Pleasure is derived from the Intimacy, we are sharing together in our special time 
I'd rather 10 long slow snogs over 1 orgasm  "
Well... yes. That is very true...
But orgasms are fun. |
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It’s funny you should (ahem) raise this. I’ve just been shopping. It was a quick shop on my own, which is more often than not the case these days.
But I don’t think I could bring myself to checkout and then leave the shop without ensuring my shopping companion has bought everything she needs. No matter the order, that’s a personal preference, I like to know we’ve both bought everything we wanted.
Sometimes I’ll fancy a return trip for dessert, sometimes not. But if I don’t fancy cream pie I’ll always help her find something gooey because it’s fun.
Did any of that actually work?! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I try to prepare ahead and make sure she gets everything she needs on the way to the shop.
The car's well stocked and there's plenty of items available so it's never usually an issue. Even if she asks a few times, the desired result can be achieved in a differing way each time.
Once I'm sure there's only a couple of things we need from the shop do I call in.
Not discounting the fact she may still need something but it means I can search the aisle's for myself with a bit more confidence that she's not leaving completely without anything."
You're like a shopping champion  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s funny you should (ahem) raise this. I’ve just been shopping. It was a quick shop on my own, which is more often than not the case these days.
But I don’t think I could bring myself to checkout and then leave the shop without ensuring my shopping companion has bought everything she needs. No matter the order, that’s a personal preference, I like to know we’ve both bought everything we wanted.
Sometimes I’ll fancy a return trip for dessert, sometimes not. But if I don’t fancy cream pie I’ll always help her find something gooey because it’s fun.
Did any of that actually work?! "
Yes.
Yes it did.
Need a shopping buddy? |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about? "
Don't forget the marigolds. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t generally have that problem but if I do then I’d much prefer he helps finish the job
Mrs "
Me too!!
Although he had better pack as instructed. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about?
Don't forget the marigolds. "
Got them. Bend over |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Most of my enjoyment is from
Pleasuring the lady if I’m honest especially through oral happy to cum second excuse the pub think it’s only fair on the lady of which is always a privilege "
Which pub are you doing this in?  |
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"It’s funny you should (ahem) raise this. I’ve just been shopping. It was a quick shop on my own, which is more often than not the case these days.
But I don’t think I could bring myself to checkout and then leave the shop without ensuring my shopping companion has bought everything she needs. No matter the order, that’s a personal preference, I like to know we’ve both bought everything we wanted.
Sometimes I’ll fancy a return trip for dessert, sometimes not. But if I don’t fancy cream pie I’ll always help her find something gooey because it’s fun.
Did any of that actually work?!
Yes.
Yes it did.
Need a shopping buddy? "
Sounds like you fancy something gooey |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s funny you should (ahem) raise this. I’ve just been shopping. It was a quick shop on my own, which is more often than not the case these days.
But I don’t think I could bring myself to checkout and then leave the shop without ensuring my shopping companion has bought everything she needs. No matter the order, that’s a personal preference, I like to know we’ve both bought everything we wanted.
Sometimes I’ll fancy a return trip for dessert, sometimes not. But if I don’t fancy cream pie I’ll always help her find something gooey because it’s fun.
Did any of that actually work?!
Yes.
Yes it did.
Need a shopping buddy?
Sounds like you fancy something gooey "
I actually do |
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Oh god. This analogy may be the end of me.
It depends on who I’m shopping with.
The Butler tends to be very efficient and has completed the shopping list, gift wrapped it and packed it in the car before he erm “fires up the Bentley”
The gardener doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty and on occasion has dead headed the roses a little early in the season, but is very hands on and fixes the issue…. Then usually goes on to mow the lawn.
The chef is a temperamental though. If he boils over then I usually step in myself and take the pan off the heat and give it a stir…. (This one isn’t working) It’s quite rare though. |
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"Oh god. This analogy may be the end of me.
It depends on who I’m shopping with.
The Butler tends to be very efficient and has completed the shopping list, gift wrapped it and packed it in the car before he erm “fires up the Bentley”
The gardener doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty and on occasion has dead headed the roses a little early in the season, but is very hands on and fixes the issue…. Then usually goes on to mow the lawn.
The chef is a temperamental though. If he boils over then I usually step in myself and take the pan off the heat and give it a stir…. (This one isn’t working) It’s quite rare though. "
I totally got lost there |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh god. This analogy may be the end of me.
It depends on who I’m shopping with.
The Butler tends to be very efficient and has completed the shopping list, gift wrapped it and packed it in the car before he erm “fires up the Bentley”
The gardener doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty and on occasion has dead headed the roses a little early in the season, but is very hands on and fixes the issue…. Then usually goes on to mow the lawn.
The chef is a temperamental though. If he boils over then I usually step in myself and take the pan off the heat and give it a stir…. (This one isn’t working) It’s quite rare though. "
I actually may die laughing at this...
Bravo Milady |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about?
Don't forget the marigolds.
Got them. Bend over "
Are you still finding it hard to reach the bottom shelf? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about?
Don't forget the marigolds.
Got them. Bend over
Are you still finding it hard to reach the bottom shelf? "
Little bit. I can sit down fine though |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about?
Don't forget the marigolds.
Got them. Bend over
Are you still finding it hard to reach the bottom shelf?
Little bit. I can sit down fine though "
It's ok darling you sit down, put your feet up. I'll do the shopping. |
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The Mr always makes sure I'm finished shopping before collapsing in a heap, unless it's one of those days I just want to take my time with his cock and write him off for the night then I don't want anything in return.
Mrs |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about?
Don't forget the marigolds.
Got them. Bend over
Are you still finding it hard to reach the bottom shelf?
Little bit. I can sit down fine though
It's ok darling you sit down, put your feet up. I'll do the shopping."
Damn right sugartits |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The Mr always makes sure I'm finished shopping before collapsing in a heap, unless it's one of those days I just want to take my time with his cock and write him off for the night then I don't want anything in return.
Mrs "
Could I come shopping with you please? |
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"Sorry I've just nutted: the shopping analogy is to complicated for me right now.
I'll wait in the car with the dogs.
The queues are huge anyway
Pffft.
That sounds about right
You try kneeling in a puddle for 2 hours, bleeding see how long you last.
You weren't bleeding sweetie
Do your worst... If you dare.
Oops. I meant you weren't bleeding *then* sweetie
Refresh my memory which tap-outs was this between?
Excuse me. I'm in John Lewis picking out towels. What are you talking about?
Don't forget the marigolds.
Got them. Bend over
Are you still finding it hard to reach the bottom shelf?
Little bit. I can sit down fine though
It's ok darling you sit down, put your feet up. I'll do the shopping.
Damn right sugartits "
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Can't say I currently have this problem
Dude.
Hypothetical!
Although there is that thing... with my... y'know... that makes them all... y'know
Fine
Hypothetically - I'm more than happy to self check out. They can watch, maybe join in, maybe start the shopping again even
Oooh I like it when they go around again "
Always good to have another scout incase you've missed any special offers near the back |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll be honest, there's not a chance he'll get to the check out before me, in fact I'll have been through the check out multiple times before he's decided which check out to use
Cherry x "
Do you mean where the cream should be packed?? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can't say I currently have this problem
Dude.
Hypothetical!
Although there is that thing... with my... y'know... that makes them all... y'know
Fine
Hypothetically - I'm more than happy to self check out. They can watch, maybe join in, maybe start the shopping again even
Oooh I like it when they go around again
Always good to have another scout incase you've missed any special offers near the back "
The back is where the best stuff happens |
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over a year ago
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"I'll be honest, there's not a chance he'll get to the check out before me, in fact I'll have been through the check out multiple times before he's decided which check out to use
Cherry x "
I absolutely and completely agree... me too!
Is hypothetical! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Always good to have another scout incase you've missed any special offers near the back
Trust you to be hanging around the staff entrance. "
Well only trusted employees are allowed to use the back entrance - it's locked you see |
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"I'll be honest, there's not a chance he'll get to the check out before me, in fact I'll have been through the check out multiple times before he's decided which check out to use
Cherry x
Do you mean where the cream should be packed?? "
No-one wants the cream packed in the wrong bag do they...
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Hey well if I’m shopping with hubby and I haven’t yet checked out my goods I would start scanning and encourage him to ‘fill’ the bags for me as I do
If we’re playing with others I honestly don’t expect to check out at all most times. When I do they get a paper hat and a coconut! |
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"I'll be honest, there's not a chance he'll get to the check out before me, in fact I'll have been through the check out multiple times before he's decided which check out to use
Cherry x
I absolutely and completely agree... me too!
Is hypothetical! "
Okay, so hypothetically I'm having an off day and he gets to the checkout before me and decides not to wait for me, cos I'm procrastinating in aisle 4, then I'd expect him to come back through the entrance and be waiting at the checkout ready for when I'm done getting a few more bits. Maybe he could take me up the middle aisle first, get me all excited then we'll checkout together
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll be honest, there's not a chance he'll get to the check out before me, in fact I'll have been through the check out multiple times before he's decided which check out to use
Cherry x
Do you mean where the cream should be packed??
No-one wants the cream packed in the wrong bag do they...
Cherry x "
Is there a wrong bag?? Asking for a friend |
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"I'll be honest, there's not a chance he'll get to the check out before me, in fact I'll have been through the check out multiple times before he's decided which check out to use
Cherry x
Do you mean where the cream should be packed??
No-one wants the cream packed in the wrong bag do they...
Cherry x
Is there a wrong bag?? Asking for a friend "
Personally I prefer to not use a bag but if I did then I'd make sure it was of good quality and a snug fit for the cream, able to contain incase of leakage
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
I mean just shop together ffs. The woman can find the pickles herself if she's expecting the man to provide the avocado in the trolley. If not a rush, than the man can help take the pickle to the checkout but it's a team effort. |
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"So, people who have sex with men. You know when you're doing the sex with a man, and you do that thing, with your, y'know... that you know will feel really good for him too... and he... ahem... "completes the transaction".
But you're... erm... "still shopping".
What happens next? Are you OK with him collapsing in a post nut heap while you deal with your own "completion", do you want him to continue "wandering the aisles" with you until you're ready to head to the checkout? Or are you just done when he is?
And just for the avoidance of doubt, the shopping analogy is all to do with sex and orgasms. I was being subtle.
Yeah... I'm not good at it."
If he cums before I do, I will make myself cum while he watches and/or lends a hand, or a toy...when it's just Mr & I, we tend to just enjoy the experience of giving each other pleasure rather than having a race to the finish, though, and we often cum almost together and sometimes together
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"I try to prepare ahead and make sure she gets everything she needs on the way to the shop.
The car's well stocked and there's plenty of items available so it's never usually an issue. Even if she asks a few times, the desired result can be achieved in a differing way each time.
Once I'm sure there's only a couple of things we need from the shop do I call in.
Not discounting the fact she may still need something but it means I can search the aisle's for myself with a bit more confidence that she's not leaving completely without anything.
You're like a shopping champion "
I wouldn't say I'm a champion. More a diligent shopper
I know women take longer to choose what they want, where most men know what they're shopping for before the experience begins.
Hence I offer items for the woman to buy well before I shop because I'll be in and out so to speak |
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